Folks we have so many buzzer beaters and bad quotes from this week, there was an entire column's worth of content we had to cut out. Like Iggy Azelia being at the Knicks game. This week's bloopers, highlights and last second shots are plentiful and magnificent, so enjoy the excess of sports nonsense while we have it. There's no telling if next week will be light on worthy submissions and moments.
Buzzer Beater Of The Week
Boston Celtics over the Philadelphia 76ers.
WHAT AN ENDING IN PHILLY ๐ฑ
โ NBA (@NBA) February 26, 2023
TATUM HITS FROM 3. EMBIID'S SHOT FROM 3/4 COURT IS AFTER THE BUZZER
CELTICS WIN pic.twitter.com/TKrrTYHQzI
Michigan over Wisconsin.
AT THE BUZZER MICHIGAN TAKES IT TO OVERTIME OH MY GOD DICKENSON #goblue pic.twitter.com/x9mPQu1Grz
โ Camz (@camzIive) February 26, 2023
Arizona State over Arizona.
Miami and FSU trade buzzer beaters.
San Diego State over New Mexico.
Manhattan over Quinnipiac.
Lindenwood over Little Rock.
Memphis over SMU.
Iowa over Indiana.
Blooper Of The Week
This is a creepy puppet and we do not like it.
This feels like a hate crime https://t.co/KKBxtJzqTO
โ Chris Williamson (@CWilliamson44) February 26, 2023
The XFL is certainly...going.
We got coaches in the XFL throwing their entire team under the bus ๐pic.twitter.com/f0w0LhZq3G
โ Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) February 26, 2023
Why would the NBA do this to our man Dame like that?
can i get some of whatever the NBA thought Dame was on when he dropped 71 https://t.co/8OGCR35w95
โ Jesse Washington (@jessewashington) February 27, 2023
Dillon Brooks you do not look like Stone Cold Steve Austin, stop it.
*glass shatters* pic.twitter.com/QRkTN0ieuf
โ Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) February 28, 2023
Who needs umpires anymore?
some highlights from The Umpireless Inning: https://t.co/P3MSafaLMQ pic.twitter.com/Rf8UjrE7GG
โ Cรฉspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) February 28, 2023
CAT!
baseball is back, baby https://t.co/2H4sNBLKfo
โ Gabe Gurwin (@GamingAngelGabe) March 1, 2023
This Ja Morant story is all just totally bananas.
not great pic.twitter.com/qIIUy8sTd7
โ ziyan (@ziyanm_) March 1, 2023
Jaden Ivey is only a rookie, give him a break.
Jaden Ivey tried to call a timeout before Pistons final possession... but they didn't have any ๐ pic.twitter.com/yH7CEQoEnd
โ Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 2, 2023
Come on man, you're the two time MVP what are you doing out there?
โ Russillo (@ryenarussillo) February 27, 2023
Best Moment or Highlight Of The Week
PK Subban:
Absolutely cackling at Subban giving Messier the โokay Boomerโ here without saying a word. https://t.co/h5QIyXj88J
โ Andrew Berkshire (@AndrewBerkshire) February 26, 2023
This kid doing his best Michael Scott:
This kid nailed the Michael Scott free throws ๐ pic.twitter.com/rrtS3AS0oH
โ David Portillo (@DavidPortillo0) February 26, 2023
Dallas, come on.
good morning pic.twitter.com/fbPxYU5ubm
โ Jabari Ali Davis (@JabariDavisNBA) February 27, 2023
Love seeing Tatum ejected in a loss to my Knickerbockers:
Jayson Tatum gets ejected vs. Knicks #BOSvsNYK pic.twitter.com/z9aHUThIEL
โ Celtics on NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSCeltics) February 28, 2023
Over the fence with the catch of the year?:
DREW. BIANCO. ๐คฏ
โ Houston Baseball (@UHCougarBB) February 26, 2023
WHAT?!?!?!!? He really just did that AGAIN. #SCTop10 x @DrewBianco8 pic.twitter.com/HUJcjD3xFp
Baseball is saved:
holy crap quickest strikeout in baseball history ๐ฎ pic.twitter.com/qozT78jnmW
โ Codify (@CodifyBaseball) March 2, 2023
Quote Of The Week
Sacramento Kings head coach Mike Brown:
Mike Brown does an impression of Keegan ๐ pic.twitter.com/hVXsxPnJot
โ Kings on NBCS (@NBCSKings) February 25, 2023
New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson:
Absolutely no notes on this postgame interaction with Mitchell Robinson: pic.twitter.com/Upm1JFVrYG
โ Fred Katz (@FredKatz) February 25, 2023
Dallas Mavericks head coach Jason Kidd:
Everyone put on your shocked face! https://t.co/Vs633fwo3n
โ Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) February 26, 2023
Jake Paul:
great quote pic.twitter.com/deIobEMY28
โ Jason Gay (@jasongay) February 26, 2023
New York Mets manager Buck Showalter essentially saying to never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut:
https://t.co/RL7aVhSEHG pic.twitter.com/u7uqtRig7X
โ Christopher Rosen (@chrisjrosen) March 1, 2023
Denver Nuggets center Nikola Jokic admits he stat pads:
Stat-padder compliments of @AltitudeTV pic.twitter.com/VVhxJpqrpy
โ Vic Lombardi (@VicLombardi) March 1, 2023
Indiana Pacers head coach Rick Carlisle:
Cold as ice. https://t.co/G4V0Ttd7Lb
โ Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) March 1, 2023
Chandler Parsons with the cruel sense of irony:
when you talk to Hannibal Lecter to try and catch a serial killer https://t.co/f05kKKwStt
โ aaron. (@ayroned) March 1, 2023
These are just the dumbest comments ever:
Itโs giving https://t.co/GH7sqbaJYC pic.twitter.com/m1ripV93ec
โ Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) March 3, 2023
Last week we covered the awful NBA dunk contest and NY Rangers bagel bag.
The week before that was wrapping up Super Bowl coverage.
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