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Taylor Swift Makes A Young Cancer Patient's Dream Come True, And More Of This Week's Most Heartwarming Stories
Each week, we're rounding up the best headlines sure to put a smile on your face. From skateboarding dogs to superhero moms, we're here to help you find the lighter parts of the internet.
With that said, we're still gonna be our usual cheeky selves, so please excuse our little jabs along the way. And in case you missed it, here's last week's edition.
Jennifer Lopez Points Her Mic To The Crowd With Disappointing Results
This is heartwarming... to us. Honestly, the best performances are always the worst though. Think of it this way: hundreds of SNL performances have gone off without a hitch, and which ones do you remember — why is it Jessica Simpson's? Our point exactly. Anyway, I've been listening to J. Lo's new album non-stop since I wrote this very friendly review of it. So next time, just look for me in the crowd with that mic and I got you, girl!
Via hottea_news.
Pokémon Fan Spends A Year Knitting Amazing Life-Size Plushies
This fan is probably the worst person you can go after during an icebreaker because they're going to set the bar so high. Good for her, the extent of my Pokémon fandom includes losing online battles against 10-year-olds in East Asia. Anyway, I need to find a more productive hobby. Not knitting though, I would lose my patience and murder a stuffed Pikachu.
Via katzerscreations.
Taylor Swift Makes Dream Come True For Little Girl Battling Cancer By Gifting Her The '22' Performance Hat
Listen, I've always been on team "good things happen to Taylor Swift because she is a good person." That's right, I said it, and I stand by it. Now, somebody please make sure to clip my quote in 20 years when she reveals herself to be the "shoggoth." If you need me until then, I'll be listening to "Lavender Haze" because if you're subscribed to our morning email, you'll know from my intros that the song saved me in a car accident once.
Via natoliver22.
This Finger Monkey's Only Flaw As A Pet Is That They May Love You Too Much
Do you know what the word "deglove" means? If you don't, then avoid a Google image search. I'm only asking because I wonder what kind of damage this little guy can do. Like, if I forget his afternoon banana, will I become a "20/20" special? These are the questions that haunt me as I live my petless life. Well, until I try playing "Neopets" and realize even that's a bad idea for me. I'm so un-nurturing.
Via thahoodtarzann.
