subway must be stopped
New Decibel Scale, Flashback Dead Wife And More Of The Week's Best Tweets
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This week, we are adopting a new decibel scale, making fun of Andrew Tate and thinking about what it's like to be alive.
- True:
this is what being alive feels like pic.twitter.com/a6AAR7veFT
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) March 4, 2023
- I do declayuh:
why does he talk like benoit blanc https://t.co/2gbzAniG5W
— ems 🫧 (@atotalposer) March 2, 2023
- Why not:
why my doordasher just sent me a kevin hart meme😭 pic.twitter.com/7EbxNRtVcD
— zae (@itszaeok) March 4, 2023
- This works:
New decibel scale just dropped pic.twitter.com/rtvJAoLtBS
— figma male (@alopex_ii) March 2, 2023
- Weird flex but also, yes:
i would be such a good “dead wife”. can’t you just imagine how good i would be in a dead wife flashback sequence. i should be someone’s dead wife pic.twitter.com/FisC60W4xb
— katie (@skatie420) March 1, 2023
- God:
We GET it, lock pic.twitter.com/3Lvwrj0YYC
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) March 2, 2023
- Sigh:
Twitter right now https://t.co/okRgSC9y95
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) March 6, 2023
- Someone stop them:
we wiped out Subway’s natural predator (Quiznos) and now the population has grown out of control pic.twitter.com/afAvEQni6R
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 1, 2023
- Chef's kiss
Icarus down the pub after some wines: https://t.co/d3Z8C8676M
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 27, 2023
- Art imitates art:
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) pic.twitter.com/q9eTZqPH0J
— Jim Maxwell (@1jcmaxwell) March 5, 2023
- Sorry:
4 29 year old men pic.twitter.com/zK9tqcylbb
— for the next 5 minutes only (@99percent_off_) March 5, 2023
- The actual, undisputed best tweet:
No only did this $8 tweet cost Eli Lilly $15 billion in market cap, it eventually led to an insulin price cap. I think we can safely call this the greatest shitpost in the history of the internet. https://t.co/CW35uNvQxA pic.twitter.com/GlGncFiuQ2
— TW (@twesq) March 1, 2023
For more great tweets, check out last week’s roundup.