DON'T PUT IT IN THE PAPER THAT I'M BROKE
Describing Things As Lynchian, Too Traumatized To Forage And More Of The Week's Best Tweets
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This week, we’re taking advantage of our last few days of serving for Pride, and we are clinging to our Juuls for dear life.
- Feel free to invest in me:
I am not broke. I am in a pre-revenue growth stage with a roadmap for future profitability as market conditions stabilize.
— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) June 28, 2022
- The two aesthetics:
describing things as “Lynchian” but I mean Jane Lynch
— dj jazzy jess 🌷 (@wiIdguess) June 22, 2022
- Batman?!
Doordashers out here are a whoIe different breed cause wtf is this 💀 pic.twitter.com/lVDOqPAjqN
— d🦕n (@javroar) June 22, 2022
- God I wish this were me:
Im so happy for her pic.twitter.com/TQhnbFv5kb
— MICKEY🔑 (@mmiicckkkeeyyy) June 24, 2022
- Classic barometer for trauma:
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your foraging task pic.twitter.com/gC4TgshtKN
— Big Shell First Responder Wind Turkey (@dog_envier) June 21, 2022
- We’ve witnessed a murder:
Finally, another brand account that can actually talk shit. pic.twitter.com/IL1giZ3jAl
— Andrew, But From The Future (@andrewgutin) June 28, 2022
- Absolutely not:
I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view pic.twitter.com/LrLmwi1az2
— Alana Herrnson (@aperiplatypus) June 23, 2022
- I am begging the government for a crumb of rights:
we're making everyone *spins wheel* quit cigs cold turkey and *throws dart* giving them a gun
— 𝖎𝖆𝖓 (@attheimax) June 23, 2022
- Wholesome content:
Everything’s terrible except for this teacher going on Reddit and learning how much her students love her pic.twitter.com/JvDyXT8czt
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) June 28, 2022
- Now what?
Pride month is finally over pic.twitter.com/HBLe0dx2CZ
— oomf magazine (@oomfmagazine) June 27, 2022
For more great tweets, check out our last tweet roundup.