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A Couple That Insists On Walking Barefoot Outside, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got a baffling movie take, some thinly veiled racism, a controversial opinion on "anti-social" behavior and a couple that's worryingly committed to the barefoot lifestyle.
Wednesday
Andrej Karpathy
The character: Andrej Karpathy, Slovak-Canadian computer scientist, podcaster, old movie hater
The plot: Let us know if you've heard this one before, but a man on a podcast just said something ridiculous about an art form he isn't a part of — specifically, that movies made before 1995 aren't good.
Slow? Boring? Has he seen "Jurassic Park" or "Terminator 2: Judgment Day"? Does he not believe in such thing as a "slow burn"?
Nowhere is cultural acceleration more evident than in the movies. As Andrej Karpathy says, movies from before 1995 are slow, boring and naive. pic.twitter.com/Rp6WCs6Rrh
— Tsarathustra (@tsarnick) January 31, 2024
The repercussion: Should podcasts be banned? Were they a mistake? Should anybody get to say anything into a microphone for the world to hear?
Calling movies from before 1995 "naive" is the real head-spinner, like what are they naive about? Does this include every movie, or just the ones he's seen? Why is 1995 the cutoff — was there a shift in filmmaking at the turn of the century that we don't know about? Digital photography didn't happen until later into the 2000s, so it couldn't be that... or maybe he's just wrong. That's the conclusion the internet seems to have come to.
Many older films, including The Man with a Movie Camera, The Third Man, Koyaanisqatsi and All That Jazz are cut as fast as most commercial narrative films released right now. https://t.co/fIgIS82CJe
— Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz) January 31, 2024
goo goo ga ga i'm a stupid baby
— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) January 31, 2024
This is crushingly stupid.
— @alishagrauso.bsky.social (@AlishaGrauso) February 1, 2024
Sad, sad human.
— David Poland (@DavidPoland) February 1, 2024
Wonder if he’s ever read the 3rd paragraph of… anything.
this is the movies equivalent of saying you only like EDM
— Aaron Graves (@aarongraves) January 31, 2024
If given the opportunity, I would take away this guy's right to vote pic.twitter.com/2MDKrGNfmR
— Pauldozer🚜 | Trading Edu📈 (@Pavldozer) January 31, 2024
Jared Russo
Wednesday
Tom Cotton
The character: Tom Cotton, junior US senator from Arkansas, D-tier Joseph McCarthy impersonator
The plot: Tom Cotton, while asking questions of TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew, repeatedly harangued the Singaporian tech exec about being some sort of secret Chinese communist. It was deeply embarrassing for everyone involved, but that's just par for the course with Tommy boy.
Tom Cotton: "Have you ever been a member of the Chinese Communist Party?"
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) January 31, 2024
TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew: "Senator, I'm Singaporean. No!"
Cotton: "Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party?"
Chew: "No, Senator. Again, I'm Singaporean!" pic.twitter.com/5Wa72aJIr9
The repercussion: If demanding a federal occupation during the BLM protests didn't dislodge his support from Arkansas voters, him blowing hard about his Sinophobia probably isn't going to move the needle. It did make for some sick dunks though.
finally, Tom Cotton gives us what the people demand:
— SDL (@SocDoneLeft) January 31, 2024
Joe McCarthy, But More Racist
Tom Cotton still calls it “the orient” 🙄
— The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️ (@TheAstuteGaloot) January 31, 2024
Senator Cotton, have you ever behaved like a racist fucktoy?
— Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 (@KellyScaletta) January 31, 2024
Life imitates art pic.twitter.com/rJ5ETbDFaI
— Chombe (@Chombe1080) January 31, 2024
@jamellebouie #stitch with @MSNBC ♬ original sound - b-boy bouiebaisse
Tom Cotton is a Russian nesting doll of douchebaggery.pic.twitter.com/VMKUzMmeHH
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) January 31, 2024
Grant Brunner
Monday
Jamie Harris
The character: Jamie Harris, writer, narrative voice tester, anti-social tendency identifier
The plot: TV writer Jamie Harris fired off a take about "anti-social tendencies," and how she considered the people who play loud music, or use their speaker phone, in an "enclosed public space" to have them.
I know we've just totally lost the war on this, but I still think playing music, a video or having a conversation on speaker phone for more than like a hot second, in an enclosed public space is a huge sign of anti-social tendencies.
— Jamie (@JayElHarris) January 29, 2024
Harris threaded a few more thoughts, doubling down on how behavior like this "should be a symptom of narcissistic personality disorder" and is a "bigger sign of societal decay than lots of low-level crimes." Yikes.
The repercussion: X users tried to pick apart and analyze what was going through Harris's mind when she shared the take — and while the majority of respondents approached the conversation with humor, a large portion did stand with the sentiment of the initial post.
reactions to this make me think some of u would've murdered ppl for playing boomboxes in public https://t.co/topwQCOSBD
— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) January 30, 2024
what happened to just calling annoying things annoying, why does it have to come with an armchair diagnosis. unironically using the phrase "anti-social tendencies" just makes u sound like officer krupke https://t.co/lAnDZSc8Bj
— nadine type beat (@FakeNadine) January 30, 2024
bring him back https://t.co/UpExIFltM1 pic.twitter.com/BGUesywPHj
— Stan's Account (@tristandross) January 30, 2024
Lots of people defending playing loud music/videos/being on speaker in public but I’ve found that if you also play your music/videos equally loud in the same space as the people doing this publicly, they get mad real quick so they know what they’re doing is rude lol. https://t.co/TIPkHWA96n
— Nikita Gill (@nktgill) January 30, 2024
I think music is not the same because you're sharing it with everyone. Headphones are hella more antisocial; you're in your own audio world. Like a car for your ears. https://t.co/jjjjhJjtN3
— Malcolm Harris (@BigMeanInternet) January 30, 2024
Even just in private spaces, it's aggravating. Everyone wags their finger at kids, but in my experience, it's older Gen-Xers and boomers who are most likely to just watch loud videos on their phone while everyone else is trying to watch something on the TV.
— Clint Worthington (@clintworthing) January 29, 2024
I try to be “hip and with the kids”, but there is honestly something really rude about that guy (it’s almost always a guy) who gets on the bus and just streams whatever it is they’re watching at maximum volume.
— Darren Mooney (@Darren_Mooney) January 30, 2024
It just demonstrates such contempt for people sharing the space. https://t.co/HbXkDriYG2
Adwait Patil
Wednesday
@christifritz
The character: Christi and Seth Fritz, TikTok couple, barefoot living advocates
The plot: On Wednesday, an X user shared a TikTok video showing a couple cutting the bottoms of their shoes out so that they could roam the streets barefoot without anyone noticing.
According to the post, the pair are so committed to the barefoot lifestyle that the were willing to destroy a shoe collection worth more than $20,000 — just so that businesses can no longer challenge or refuse to serve them for going shoe-less.
They cut the bottoms of their shoes out to walk barefoot. pic.twitter.com/WbXxOdc2w0
— Sister Mary Clarence (@ThisIsBoonie) January 31, 2024
Aside from the fact that walking outside on the street barefoot is gross, destroying so many pairs of perfectly good shoes is horribly — almost offensively — wasteful. If you must keep one pair of deceptive, sole-less sneakers, fine — but why ruin all of them? Why not donate all those other pairs to charity or people who need them?
The repercussion: People online largely responded the way you'd expect them to: in disgust and disbelief.
how much lead is in these cups https://t.co/dSFiQ1XQcB
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) February 1, 2024
"Perfect" pic.twitter.com/12PEsKMO7O
— Workday Joe (@WorkdayJoe) February 1, 2024
these guys are very quickly going to realize that shoes weren't invented because of societal norms lmao https://t.co/RHB6O9wxMi
— lupinmas (@Comrade_Waluigi) February 1, 2024
the sheer, unrelenting Caucasity. https://t.co/hOVTQXP9Yk
— Mike Golic Jr (@mikegolicjr) February 1, 2024
I mean at home/around home ok. But public streets and stores?!?
— ALIEN SUPERSTAR ♐️ (@hellotroubleaux) January 31, 2024
*weeps*
people who walk barefoot say that it’s “detoxifying” and they’re “reconnecting to the earth” and it’s like…okay but you’re on a sidewalk. what are you reconnecting to??? the glass shards on the concrete????? discarded hypodermics?????? https://t.co/dkHPWzd3Ib
— lesbian mothman (@verysmallriver) February 1, 2024
I’m just thinking about how much human and animal urine and faeces they’re willingly walking over. 🤢
— Katie (@LuxMeaMundiAM) February 1, 2024
They ain’t even touching the earth, just concrete and sadness 😭
— .Cam// (@camoonesar) February 1, 2024
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which included a bad Taylor Swift take, casual crush-shaming and some questionable trad-wife content.