Outlandish lies can either lead to funny stories you tell at parties or deep, lasting trauma you discuss only with a therapist, but Redditor u/DrixzLmao wanted to know about all of the terrible lies people on the internet, or otherwise, have told in their lives. As a surprise to absolutely no one, a massive pile of lies have accumulated quickly.

What is the worst lie you’ve been told your whole life?
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These kids are definitely going to bring up 'Bob' in therapy one day

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Lying about the timeline for a bug fix hurts the soul

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It's a record, but it's not so permanent

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Lying about a dying loved one is some of the scummiest behavior imaginable

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A long nail, just like in the old country

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Mental health issues and family manipulation can be a pit of despair

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Where are all these free drugs we were promised?

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All of that math for nothing

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