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This week, we are imagining "Rugrats" episodes, dating Mads Mikkelsen and being choked by Madonna.

1. A good point:

Unsolved mysteries are just mysteries

— Tots (@dumbface5000) February 8, 2023

2. I'm saying nothing:

yes leonardo dicaprio is a creep for dating a 19 year old but if you ever see me dating mads mikkelsen mind your own business, i know what i’m doing, it’s different

— ev ✧ (@_humbuck) February 7, 2023

3. Someone make this happen:

I really miss the rugrats cuz if that shit was around today they’d have a whole episode called “the diapies of inisherin” and it would be the best 22 minutes of tv all year

— Jason Shapiro (@JDShapiro) February 5, 2023

4. Extremely true:

most of the people in the world think johnny cash is a huge badass and all of his sonmgs are like "i am so so scared"

— gale na (@poisonjr) February 8, 2023

5. Pls:

https://t.co/knDfK9KSDx pic.twitter.com/H9BHkqTuos

— Fleipe Dp dPoi Ofcial (@FelipeDiPoi) February 8, 2023

6. This is a crime:

Took my white roommate to an indian buffet pic.twitter.com/HZqWntVw9r

— abir (@aburducky) February 8, 2023

7. DD (Dunkin' Divorces):

just got divorced on zoom in a dunkin donuts, the way the lord intended

— Emeline Posner (@emelpos) February 8, 2023

8. Facts:

friends don't fact check friends. they just say 'wow that's crazy' and keep it fucking moving.

— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) February 7, 2023

9. Oh:

In my 20s: I’ll show them
In my 30s: I probably won’t show them

— joshua turek (@JoshuaTurek) February 8, 2023

10. ASAP:

They gotta fix this sign pic.twitter.com/Cj0Z9FKgSm

— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) February 9, 2023