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The Embarrassing Ways You're Telling The World You're A Millennial

You don't need to tell people when you were born — they already know.

2 weeks ago · 6.8k reads ·

Hey, you, millennial reading this! Yeah, you. You're old, and everybody knows it. In fact, you're broadcasting how ancient your sensibilities are all the time in ways that you probably don't even recognize.

Redditor u/Unfair_Koala_9325 wanted to hear about all the ways millennials are telling on themselves, and the internet was happy to offer up countless examples of how it's so wildly obvious how old all of us millennials really are.

There are more than 3,000 comments here, either dunking on or defending millennial behavior. We've picked out the best of the best so you can make it through the list before you keel over, Methuselah.

You carry a wallet? You might as well be made from dust

Posing for photos is so millennialcore ✌️

LOL, LMAO even

... ... ... The millennial pause is obvious to everyone else

Gen Z and Gen Alpha couldn't care less about TERF wizards

Your hair style is telling on you

You might have flawless skin, but your skeleton is falling apart

Sock it to me, grams and gramps

Hey, websites are cool too

Just piles and piles of bread and avocado

Via u/Unfair_Koala_9325.

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The Discourse

The Embarrassing Ways You're Telling The World You're A Millennial

You carry a wallet? You might as well be made from dust

Posing for photos is so millennialcore ✌️

LOL, LMAO even

... ... ... The millennial pause is obvious to everyone else

Gen Z and Gen Alpha couldn't care less about TERF wizards

Your hair style is telling on you

You might have flawless skin, but your skeleton is falling apart

Sock it to me, grams and gramps

Hey, websites are cool too

Just piles and piles of bread and avocado

Comments

The Discourse

You carry a wallet? You might as well be made from dust

Posing for photos is so millennialcore ✌️

LOL, LMAO even

... ... ... The millennial pause is obvious to everyone else

Gen Z and Gen Alpha couldn't care less about TERF wizards

Your hair style is telling on you

You might have flawless skin, but your skeleton is falling apart

Sock it to me, grams and gramps

Hey, websites are cool too

Just piles and piles of bread and avocado

Comments

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