some of these are funny though

Here Are All Of The Vulgar, Infantile And Juvenile Gamertags I Saw While Playing 'Call Of Duty'

Here Are All Of The Vulgar, Infantile And Juvenile Gamertags I Saw While Playing 'Call Of Duty'
I recently purchased "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2" and found that Xbox Live has not changed in twenty years.
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Well gamers, it is that time again. The time when I buy the latest "Call of Duty" game and notice that everyone is not competing to win the match. Oh no, dear reader, they are playing a much riskier game. The game is: who can come up with the funniest player name, because that is what you do on Xbox Live.

I do not make up the rules, this is just how it is.

The most popular game sold year in and year out will always have the largest player base, and yet somehow it also has the highest number of trolls and children trying to one up each other in terms of humorous gamertags. Here are the best/worst that I found so far in just a week of playing!

Hey Would You... Oh You!

Deadpool And Chuck Norris, Classics Of Course, And Then Mister... Yuck

If You Say Mike Literus Out Loud, You'll Get It

The Pairing Of The Art Work And "Your MOM" Was A Rare Sight To Behold

The Pairing Of 420 As The Clan Tag And The 69 At The End Was A Stroke Of Brilliance

More Mom Jokes! Very Original

With The Amount Of Sexual Acts Involved Here, These People Do Need "HELP"

No One Should Ever Pair The Words "Thick," "Hershey," And "Squirts" Together Ever

What World?

Nuts? ASS Man? Come On, Childish

Can One Slap A Box Of Farts?

My Grandma Is Dead, First Of All, And "Yikes" Indeed

Comments

  1. akram hosseini 1 year ago

    โ€Œ

  2. No No 1 year ago

    Everyone bashing the names needs to grow up and never play games again. Cause yall clearly don't get. Yall are the type to find everything toxic ND if Activision banned all these type of people they would go under gaming might seem toxic but it's ok cause majority of people use it as an outlet so they ain't toxic in the real world. But everyone that doesn't like people being themselves and try to control and sensor others is the real problem. So to everyone that gets offended easy and complains about the manes in games I hope yall get raped and murdered. And guess what that legal to say. Not a crime not a threat just my hopes and dreams for yall

    1. Robin Crossley 1 year ago

      Man you just got real ticked

  3. Furry Furballs 1 year ago

    In short - COD has the most juvenille delinquent, uneducated, toxic, vitriol filled bozos you've ever played with. kids, or adults they all act the same. If they die (because they were noobs) it's your fault. If they didn't get the loot they wanted it's your fault. If their life sucks - it's your fault.

    Activision must get their act together on moderating these people. Voice chat is beyond toxic. Racist, abusive harassment is the norm. I can't believe kids are allowed to play this.

    1. Furry Furballs 1 year ago

      Btw - I think it's ok for people to have semi joking nicks (look at mine), but not cool to have all sorts of weird sex jokes, abusive nicks, ...

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