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Too Many Toots? What Excessive Farting Says About Your Health.

This article discusses the health implications of excessive flatulence, exploring what is considered normal and when it may be a sign of a more serious condition. Doctors explain that while the average person farts between seven and 24 times a day, this is usually a sign of healthy digestion. However, if flatulence is accompanied by pain, weight loss, diarrhea, or blood in the stool, it is important to consult a healthcare professional to rule out conditions such as celiac disease, irritable bowel syndrome, or lactose intolerance.

Statin pills much safer than advertised, major review finds

A major review published in The Lancet journal found that statins, used by millions, are far safer than previously thought. The review, which involved over 120,000 participants, suggests that statins do not cause the majority of side effects listed, including memory loss, depression, sleep disturbance, weight gain, and impotence. The researchers emphasize that statins can significantly reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes, and they call for changes in the information provided to patients to avoid unnecessary fears about the medication.

Sound of a Fan for Sleeping

Simulate the sound of a bedroom fan from a 10 hour long video. Kind of cool.

NFL Announces Each Quarter Of Playoff Game Will Be Broadcast On Different Streaming Service

This satirical article jokes about the NFL's absurd decision to broadcast each quarter of playoff games on a different streaming service, highlighting the inconvenience and expense it will cause fans.

550-pound NY lawyer accused of stalking mistress clashes with country club guests in Florida fight over pool chairs

A 550-pound New York lawyer, Ronald David Ingber, was involved in a heated confrontation at the Wycliffe Country Club in Florida on New Year’s Eve. The incident, which was caught on video, showed Ingber grabbing a man’s phone and throwing it into the pool over a dispute about poolside lounge chairs. Ingber claimed he acted in self-defense, stating that he believed someone was waving a weapon at him. The club management stated that the incident was isolated and handled according to their policies.

Europe is waking up to the follies of ‘green energy’

This article discusses the negative consequences of Europe's aggressive shift towards green energy, including economic decline, job losses, and increased cost of living. European leaders and experts are criticizing the policies, citing high energy prices, industrial decline, and strained welfare programs. The rapid transition to renewables has led to economic disruptions and a rise in anti-establishment political parties.

Your Online Feed Gives You the Illusion of Knowing More

Personalized algorithms can quietly limit what people explore while making them feel more certain they understand a topic.

Dr. Oz explains new alcohol guidelines: 'Don't have it for breakfast'

Dr. Mehmet Oz, administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, explains new federal guidelines recommending alcohol use in moderation, emphasizing that alcohol facilitates social relationships, which can have beneficial health effects. The guidelines advise against drinking alcohol for breakfast and suggest consuming less alcohol for better health, with special caution for pregnant women, those on certain medications, and those with a family history of addiction.

Paul Rudd Surprises Conan With A Clip From His Film “Anaconda”

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Swapping SIM cards used to be easy, and then came eSIM

This article discusses the potential risks and drawbacks of switching to eSIM technology, highlighting the increased risk of losing access to important accounts due to eSIM failure, and suggests alternative methods for securing accounts.

Difficulty maintaining relationships is a major driver of modern singlehood, study suggests

A study published in Evolutionary Psychology suggests that difficulties in maintaining relationships, rather than challenges in attracting partners, are a major driver of modern singlehood. The research, which analyzed data from 1,099 Greek-speaking adults, found that individuals who report greater difficulties in sustaining intimate relationships are more likely to be single, especially after a breakup or by choice. For women, the association between relationship-maintenance difficulties and singlehood follows an inverted U-shape, with moderate difficulties posing the highest risk. For men, the association is strictly linear, with higher difficulties consistently linked to a greater likelihood of being single. The study highlights the importance of psychological and societal factors in shaping modern relationship patterns.

‘Boundary breaking’ actress Brigitte Bardot dies

Florida dad stole 400 pounds of avocados to get cash for kids’ Christmas presents

An unemployed Florida dad, Edel Perez, was caught stealing 400 pounds of avocados from a farm in Redland, Miami, intending to sell them for Christmas presents for his children. Perez was apprehended by a deputy who found him in the act and was subsequently charged with third-degree grand theft and trespassing on an agricultural site.

A new study found swearing can improve physical performance

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Rob Reiner reads from Ebert’s review of his movie “North”

Study finds sniffing your own farts could boost brain power, fend off Alzheimer’s

This news article from the New York Post discusses a study from Johns Hopkins Medicine suggesting that hydrogen sulfide, the chemical compound in farts, could potentially help guard against Alzheimer’s by protecting aging brain cells from cognitive decline.

Man dies of rabies after kidney transplant from donor who saved kitten from skunk

A Michigan man died of rabies after receiving a kidney transplant from a donor who had fought off a skunk while saving a kitten, in an exceptionally rare event. The donor was later found to have rabies, transmitted from a skunk that had been infected by a bat. The CDC reported that this was only the fourth transplant-transmitted rabies case in the US since 1978.

Roth 401(k)s Are Everywhere: How to Know If You Should Switch

Roth 401(k)s are becoming more common, with 95.6% of 401(k) plans offering this option as of 2024. Starting in 2027, high earners will need to make catch-up contributions on a Roth basis due to a 2022 federal law. This change may affect retirement savings strategies, especially for those anticipating higher tax brackets in retirement.

Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs

This satirical article jokes about fans' concerns that the sale of Warner Bros to Netflix could lead to comic book movies becoming soulless cash grabs, with Netflix assuring fans that they will maintain the heart and soul of the genre.

Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family

Stouffer's has introduced a new line of single-serve frozen family meals aimed at individuals spending Thanksgiving alone, offering a range of family types to provide a simulated family experience for those without loved ones to celebrate with.

Pope to spend Thanksgiving in Turkey

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Prozac ‘no better than placebo’ for treating children with depression, experts say

Experts recommend against using Prozac for treating depression in children, citing research showing it offers no clinical benefit over placebo and carries potential harmful side effects. A review of 12 trials found fluoxetine, the active ingredient in Prozac, to be clinically equivalent to placebo in treating depression in children, with risks outweighing benefits. Despite this, clinical guidelines in the UK and other countries continue to recommend its use, prompting calls for guideline updates to protect young people from unnecessary risks.

‘6-7’ term kids can’t stop chanting might have historical roots dating back to the Shakespeare era

The slang term '6-7', which has no real meaning, is currently popular among children, but some believe it has historical roots dating back to medieval times, specifically a dice game called Hazard, now known as craps. David Marcus, a Fox News Digital columnist, suggests that '6-7' was associated with risk and worry in the past, citing its appearance in Chaucer's works and a line from Shakespeare's 'Richard II'. Despite its historical context, the term's current usage among children has led to police in Indiana issuing fake tickets as a humorous way to manage the trend.

This common spice could help fight depression while boosting sexual health, doctor says

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Weezer and Sara Bareilles - (If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To

The text provides information about a music video by Weezer featuring Sara Bareilles, performing the song '(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To', released in 2009 under DGC/Interscope Records, and includes links for voting on favorite Weezer videos, listening to more music, and subscribing to Weezer's YouTube channel.

Tracking U.S. Military Boat Strikes, Killings, and Survivors

The Trump administration has been involved in several controversial actions, including military strikes on boats accused of drug trafficking, which have resulted in multiple deaths. Additionally, the administration has approved oil and gas drilling in a sensitive Alaskan region, despite environmental concerns. Meanwhile, the government has reopened after a lengthy shutdown, with the president signing the bill to end it on Day 43.