The Real Reason Men Invented Arm Wrestling, And More Of The Week's Funniest Tweets
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Here at Digg, we make it our mission to curate the most interesting and well-reported stories and the most engaging videos for you, our readers. A side effect of this task is that, along the way, we have become what they call extremely online. And when you're extremely online, you inevitably find yourself on Twitter.

This week, frankly, we are starting beef. From elementary school teachers' bad manners to women looking at $5,000 chairs online, no one is safe.

  1. What, you don't have one?

2. This hits a little too close to home:

3. Oh:

4. Where's the lie:

5. At least we're close enough to Halloween for plausible deniability:

6. As if it's not fully gibberish in this day and age:

7. Just wanna know:

8. Won't stand for this:

9. God I hope so:

10. Fair enough:

BONUS: Requisite "Succession" appreciation content:

SEASONAL BONUS: Just some good Halloween content.

For more great tweets, check out last week's roundup.

Molly Bradley is an editor at Digg.

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