/funnyTurnabout is fair play!
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you love.
/artLife of a Gator
Where I live, there were two gators that spent time in the same ponds. One of them was run over by a car. That inspired me to make this cartoon.
/lifestyleYou ever miss being this naive?
I genuinely miss being like 20 and thinking beautiful women were like sweet, beautiful princesses from fairy tales that needed to be protected, coddled and treated nicely all the time. It was 100% wrong, but very comforting.
/offbeatHave you ever thought about this?
If you met your great, great, grandpa, would you have the same mannerisms? Are you cautious because your mom's - mom's - mom's - mom was? Maybe?
/askdiggSo, do any liberals have questions they want to ask conservatives?
So, I run a conservative website and I genuinely would love to answer questions that liberals have about conservatives or conservative views. Of course, to do that, you need questions from liberals. I have a few liberal acquaintances on X that I can ask to pitch this to their fol
/funnyI wouldn't live somewhere with an HOA
What could be worse than giving bored, power-hungry, busybodies that get off on telling people what to do control over what you do with your house?
/funnySome things really do never get old
I've never had a girlfriend whose boobs I've gotten tired of seeing.
/funnyForget 100 men vs. 1 Gorilla. How about one man vs. one bear?
As a one stripe white belt in Jiu-Jitsu, I can tell you that this checks out
/funnyYou can never really have access to enough guns when you need them
When you're getting into a life or death situation nears the back bumper of your truck. No, seriously, it could happen.
/funnyI'd also add getting each other started barking at different things
It's all fun and games until the dogs have knocked a bunch of stuff off the counter, strewn it everywhere and you don't know who to blame.
/funnyImagine if your life's work was killing a mouse & you failed? Sad
Road Runner, Tom & Jerry, Bugs Bunny when he dealt with Elmer Fudd -- I never really thought about how many of those old cartoons revolved around murder.
/funnyI actually don't want to hold your baby
Nothing personal, it's just kind of weird and awkward. Like holding a live chicken or something.
/funnyIt really does work like this
A woman that's hot enough can try to run over you with her car and afterward you will be trying to decide if she crossed a line
/funnyStep away from the ice cream bar, buddy!
You should have come here legally, pal! You're getting deported back to Antarctica.
/funnyWe've all been here
When I stayed with my cousins, we'd build giant Leggo houses, put them over the door and call my little cousin in and laugh ourselves silly when it smashed over his head. But then, we had to convince him not to tell....
/offbeatWeird Animals I've Petted at One Time or Another
Yes, all of these are me. If only there was enough room to show all the dogs I've petted through the years
/funnyNo, I didn't see the dog in a stroller actually...
I see nothing but attractive women and potential threats when I walk down the street. Everything else may as well not even exist.
/funnyYes, this is a real comic book panel
I wish I could say I could do better, but that wouldn't be true.
/funnyYogi is making some questionable fashion choices....
Boo Boo, I'm going to turn these crocodiles loose on the tourists and while they're eating them, we can steal their pic-a-nic basket!
/funnyThey'll be wanting payback someday.
Just because we can't prove they talk yet doesn't mean we won't.
/funnyThis checks out
I don't need therapy, but I actually would like to build a sniper igloo. It seems like an amazing concept.
/offbeatCool things I saw on my vacation in Tokyo last week
In order, a Capybara cafe, a volcano venting sulfur, one of the last bomb shelters left from WW2, and of course, Godzilla.
/foodUnusual things I ate on my first trip to Tokyo this week
In order, raw squid, eel, sea urchin, whale, & best of all Taiyaki, a crispy waffle stuffed with different things (in this case, hot custard).
/funnyIf I had a time machine, I'd just go back and buy Bitcoin, Coca-Cola & Boeing stock.
You know that time travel doesn't exist because no one has come back from the future to stop us from creating social media.
