SEND THE SOUTHWEST SOME CONDOMS

Sharing is caring — unless you're sharing a sexually transmitted disease. And while you should always have safe sex, this map, which displays the STD rates in cities and regions around the country, shows you where you should be just a bit more careful.

MESEEKING HIS INSPIRATIONS

Before hitting his stride with "Rick and Morty," Roiland created numerous animated shorts, including "House of Cosbys," a series about a man living with multiple clones of Bill Cosby. We spoke to Roiland about his newfound cosplaying fans, expectations for season two, and the music he uses to soundtrack those depressingly hilarious scenes.

'SAY NO TO PILLS'

Back in '71, Cosby put out an album called 'Bill Cosby Talks To Kids About Drugs,' and it went on to win a Grammy. The opening track warns children about the dangers of taking uppers and downers, which would be a valuable public service if it weren't a topic he's recently been revealed to be very familiar with.

READ IT LATTE

Beginning early next year, Starbucks’ loyalty club members (of which there are millions) will be able to read theTimes’ top news of the day as well as some select articles for free on the Starbucks mobile app. In effect, Starbucks becomes a kind of publisher. Sound farfetched? Maybe, if not for the wild popularity of the Starbucks app.

'IS THERE ANYBODY ON MY SIDE?'

After surviving one the most high-profile and long-running school sex abuse scandals in history, a group of 32 men and women banded together to seek solace and justice — only to find that public outrage, a star attorney, and overwhelming evidence are no match for a legal process stacked against even the most privileged or traumatized.

TO INFINITY

​The Soyuz-FG booster rocket with the space capsule Soyuz TMA-14M is launched to the International Space Station from the Russian leased Baikonur cosmodrome, Kazakhstan, in Kazakhstan, early Thursday, July 23, 2015.

STEP 1: EXPOSE YOURSELF TO RADIATION

Superheroes come in all kinds of packages these days: comedians like Chris Pratt and Seth Rogen, ex-little guys like Robert Downey Jr. The latest bro-next-door to transform into a man of steel? Ant-Man's Paul Rudd. To which we say: If a goofball like Paul Rudd can do it, then why can't we?

COPS ARE A DRAG

The lasers are already fixed on the side of Madison’s car. She revs her engine, sending plumes of white smoke swirling around her tires. A couple dozen faces look up at her from behind a row of overturned tires. To Madison’s left, Deputy John Littrell of the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Department raises his eyebrows at Madison from inside his Crown Victoria.