ALSO, SHE'S NOT DYING!
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Last night, Hillary Clinton went on Jimmy Kimmel Live. She talked about what it's like running against "wacky" Donald, opened a jar of pickles to prove she's healthy and explained what's up with Bill's deep love of balloons.

Kimmel brought out the big bowl of Trump quotes, which had it's own hairpiece, and asked Hillary to reach in and read some of the fantastic things Trump has said. She was able to keep it together for most of them, but when the last one came around she handed it off to Jimmy. "I just can't read this one," she admitted. 

 

Kimmel asked Clinton about the strange health rumors that have been circulating around her. She said she was feeling well, thinks the whole thing is a part of the "wacky" conspiracy strategy being used against her and then opened a jar of pickles for good measure.

 

Kimmel asked Secretary Clinton if she would prefer to run against someone a little more "vanilla" than Trump, like Mitt Romney. She explained that she doesn't care about "vanilla" in an opponent, but does wish she were up against someone suited for the job. "I don't think we've ever been confronted by somebody who… is unqualified and temperamentally unfit," she said.  

 

Kimmel touched upon the Secretary's 15,000 new e-mails that will be released right before the election. "I'm not worried," she said. "They're so boring… what's a few more?"

 

Secretary Clinton explained that she believes Trump's insulting rhetoric is not just crazy but also dangerous. She also threw some shade at the Donald, joking that she was going to draw upon her experience with elementary schoolers to handle him in the upcoming debates.

 

Kimmel hit Hillary with the hard-hitting question we've all been wondering about: What is with Bill Clinton's love of balloons?

 

Kimmel and Clinton chatted about the Democratic National Convention and how it was one of the best days of her life. She also explained that she didn't look at the speeches written by her husband and daughter before they were delivered on stage that night.  

 

Clinton talked about life as a grandparent and her favorite way to keep in touch with her grandchildren.

 

Kimmel wrapped up the evening with a new episode of "Lie Witness News," where he asked people on the street about Hillary's "big announcement." (There was no big announcement.)

 
 
 

<p>Eliza&nbsp;<span>is an Associate Video Editor at Digg.</span></p>

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