Pick-Up Artist Publishes 17-Part Masterpiece On How To Meet Women In Grocery Stores

According to his bio, Allen Bickoff has been a student of psychology, sociology and feminist theory since 1999. Ironically, he has used his feminist expertise to grow his career as a pick-up artist — he's the co-founder of askromeo.com — bothering people who are just trying to buy some damn food for the week. 

In 2007, Mr. Bickoff created a 17-part series for ExpertVilliage teaching the masses "How to Meet Women in the Grocery Store." The comprehensive series covers a wide range of grocery store scenarios, each more cringe-worthy than the last. From the production quality to the awkward props (ice cream and doughnuts), this series is an elder-aughts gem.

The magic begins with eye contact.

Once you've got her attention, he shows you how to ease into conversation in the doughnut aisle.

Now that you've talked about the food, it's time to talk about something a little more exciting.

Enough talking, let's move on to completely consensual and non-creepy grocery store touching.

At last, he teaches you how to close the deal and get your lady's number.

After reviewing Allen's early work it is hard to refute the depth of his expertise. This is talent that can't be canned.

For the other videos in his 17-part grocery store pick-up series, visit ExpertVillage's "How to Meet Women in the Grocery Store" playlist.