Go Behind The Scenes Of Medieval Times With Some Medieval Vines

If you've never been to a show at Medieval Times before, your childhood was pretty much a waste. That being said, Medieval Times is still pretty damn great as an adult because of things like mead and grog and because eating with your hands is fun at any age.

But did you ever wonder what it's like to be a knight at medieval times? Are they friends with the horses? Do they get to hang with his highness the king? How many swords do they each own? Slow down squire! One question at a time. They don't just let anyone pick up a mace and start yelling about revenge.

Anyway, Medieval Times' Vine account offers a pretty awesome look at what life is like inside the castle.

Throwing spears at things is cool.

Falcons are ticklish.

Save a horse, ride your friends.

The King *does* even lift.

Jousting 101: Put the big long stick into the tiny hole.

Horses love kissing.

Though you can't trust every horse you see.

Fighting battles is not as tough as it looks.

Okay, yes it is.

You gotta be fast to be a knight.

If you can't make it as a knight, you can always be "the whip guy."

Or, worst case scenario, you end up as the jester at the bar.