A guy is working in the produce department at the grocery store when a little old lady walks up to him. She says, “Excuse me.”

He says, “Yes?”

She asks, “Where’s the broccoli? I can’t find the broccoli.”

He says, “Oh, I’m really sorry ma’am. We ran out of broccoli. We will have some tomorrow morning.”

He goes back to work stacking the oranges. A few minutes later he hears a voice behind him. “Mister! Mister!” He turns around and it’s the same lady.

“Where’s the broccoli at. You got any broccoli?”

He says, “No ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli. We’ll have some tomorrow morning.” He goes back to work.

A couple minutes later the same woman walks right up in his face and says, “How come I can’t find any broccoli?”

He says “Lady, do me a favour, will you?”

She says, “What?”

He says, “Indulge me. How do you spell ‘cat’, like in ‘catastrophic’?”

She says, “C. A. T.”

“How do you spell ‘dog’, like in ‘dogmatic’?”

“D. O. G.” she replies.

“How do you spell ‘fuck’, like in ‘broccoli’?”

Confused, she says, “There is no ‘fuck’ in ‘broccoli’.”

He says, “That’s what I’m trying to tell you!”