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25d

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

then it dawned on me.

28d

I’m afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

28d

My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

28d

What did the daddy flower say to the baby flower?

Hey bud

29d

I only seem to get sick on weekdays.

I must have a weekend immune system.

29d

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

29d

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know which comes first.

29d

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.

I guess we won’t work out.

29d

I hate German food

It's the wurst

Jan 16th

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a warehouse accident?

He’s all right now

Jan 16th

The Norwegian Navy is adding barcodes to their ships

This way, when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Jan 15th

Welcome to /dadjokes!

Have fun!

Jan 15th

What do bears like in their living rooms?

FURnature

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