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- unicronband, on 12/05/2007, -7/+325It seems like anymore, Yahtzee's the only trustworthy reviewer left.
- EvanVolm, on 12/05/2007, -2/+224Can't wait to see what he does to Kane and Lynch....
- inactive, on 12/05/2007, -3/+213i dont know if its just me, but the more you listen to him the slower his voice seems to get
- samfishercell, on 12/05/2007, -2/+143I thought Yahtzee was going to roast AC, but his opinions actually reflected mine...and Zero Punctuation is always a good watch. This game is fun - you should play it (but Ubi should be embarrassed of their horribly repetitive 'save the citizen' quests).
- Masna, on 12/05/2007, -13/+123This guy is funny.
- accessviolation, on 12/05/2007, -2/+91And then when you're done watching, the world seems to be in slow motion for a few moments
- bmdubya, on 12/05/2007, -1/+80I like this review. I hate when people forget that the main reasons we have games are to have fun. The short time I had with Assassin's Creed was fun, and I can't wait to play more.
- doshindude, on 12/05/2007, -0/+71now if Yahtzee got fired, the internet jjust might explode.
- cyrix, on 12/05/2007, -4/+64Using the Benny Hill music in the credits was a stroke of genius. This guy is the best game reviewer to hit the industry in many many many years.
- Sterango, on 12/05/2007, -0/+58Wrong he just slows down his pace halfway through to ***** with you.
- navster15, on 12/05/2007, -4/+53I think it is silly to say that Yahtzee is unbiased. The man goes into every review looking to exploit its flaws for entertainment value. I don't say this as a criticism, but as a complement. Yahtzee is funny and entertaining to watch precisely because he is so cynical about video games. Quite simply, I feel that we watch Yahtzee because of his inherent bias.
- spudnic, on 12/05/2007, -2/+49Agreed, underneath the humour his reviews are usually right on the money
- SpaceDreamer, on 12/05/2007, -11/+58calling quebecers "french" is about as accurate as calling americans "english"
- spudnic, on 12/05/2007, -0/+39Ejacqlets? What, you couldn't spell it so you just mashed the keyboard with your face?
- SSCrow, on 12/05/2007, -1/+38Still waiting for the Mass Effect review.
Zero Punctuation is win. - adventchild08, on 12/05/2007, -1/+34Ubisoft is french...as in based out of france....ubisoft montreal is just a branch
- BoardColorado, on 12/05/2007, -0/+31You think they could come up with some different lines too. Every damn citizen says the same damn line. And so do the guards who are yelling at them. It gets really, really, old.
- BoardColorado, on 12/05/2007, -6/+36Then you will play more and realize the short time you played was basically the whole game. Nothing changes through the whole game, there are no difficulty citizens and the missions are incredibly repetitive.
- DefaultGen, on 12/05/2007, -1/+29No, imposters suck.
- staxofmax, on 12/05/2007, -1/+27Is it just me, or would a video game based on Zero Punctuation's interpretation of video games be freaking awesome? Lots of little imp bad guys, leper smacking, AI teammates running around going "Durr," lots of pee and poo and ***** and phallus references, copious amounts of colorful cursing....
- austenw, on 12/05/2007, -4/+30Zero Punctuation. Fair & Balanced.
- AgentMull, on 12/05/2007, -1/+26... but this is Zero Punctuation. You don't want to (or need to for that matter) speed things through.
- cypher35, on 12/05/2007, -0/+22No *****! Ubi went through all the trouble to get different voice actors fro multiple citizens only to give them all the EXACT SAME ***** LINE to say when you rescue them. How much more effort would it have taken to some up with, say, 4 more phrases for them to say and feed each of them to the different voice actors.
- TheInimitable, on 12/05/2007, -2/+24Haha, oh man. That was a mistake.
- DefaultGen, on 12/05/2007, -0/+20Yet I agree with nearly all of his criticisms that he goes in to find. Sure he makes fun of the bad points of games for entertainment but underlying that he lets me know how good or bad a game really is. And not on a 7-10 scale.
- Dustmuffins, on 12/05/2007, -4/+24He should review Kane and Lynch...
- Homest4r, on 12/05/2007, -1/+21"This video review was produced by a not particularly multicultural person but who invites religious extremists to suck out his farts and die"
...Gotta love Yahtzee. - DLPizzle, on 12/05/2007, -0/+17Because man... Its Benny Hill.
Duh - Schmidtopolis, on 12/05/2007, -0/+17Someone buried before watching. Get an attention span.
- WallnutBoy, on 12/05/2007, -0/+17Maybe one of his hands was busy o.O
- ezcheezbandit, on 12/05/2007, -0/+15he likes psychonauts
- dontaskagain, on 12/05/2007, -3/+18I guess he has a point, it's not as bad as some would suggest, but with all the hype and rave reviews it made me a little more disappointed than i otherwise would of been. It's a great game for the first 30 mins, but after that it feels like you have started from the beginning. Doing the same ***** over and over again isn't that appealing if you couldn't give a ***** what happens to Altaïr..
- SkippyDoorknob, on 12/05/2007, -0/+14I hear there's an opening at some gaming website. They might not like his attitude though.
- inactive, on 12/05/2007, -0/+14That can only happen if you google google.
- Schmidtopolis, on 12/05/2007, -1/+15That' a softball really. Kayne and Lynch Yahtzee'd themselves already.
- adventchild08, on 12/05/2007, -0/+13I doubt anybody on the planet thought that they weren't carefully scripted.....
- cklol, on 12/05/2007, -2/+12It seems like anymore, NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO USE THE WORD ANYMORE
/pet peeve.
(It seems like recently or these days or currently). - BestJaxx, on 12/05/2007, -0/+10http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cap ...
- Ducksa, on 12/05/2007, -1/+11Like this guy doesn't do it fast enough?
- gregstrander, on 12/06/2007, -0/+10You dare steal in my presence? I'll have your hands for that!
- DefaultGen, on 12/05/2007, -4/+13Yahtzee's always had good taste in games. And I don't mean that in the "I agree with most of his reviews but he is such a fanboy when it comes to game-x" sense. He has good, unbiased opinions.
- Wandel, on 12/05/2007, -1/+10But calling Ubisoft French(which he did, he didn't say Ubisoft Montreal(eventhough they were behind this game)) is pretty damn accurate, since that's where they were founded.
- raitchison, on 12/05/2007, -0/+9You need to add two exceptions:
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@@http://update.videoegg.com/flash/player/bootstrap. ... - CannedMango, on 12/06/2007, -0/+9No, just this one... the last thing we need are no-talent hacks trying to do what this guy makes look easy.
- faster3200, on 12/05/2007, -0/+9You do know it is called ZERO PUNCTUATION right?
- solidus636, on 12/06/2007, -0/+8No, this guy just needs to review more games...
- cambob76, on 12/05/2007, -0/+8He should review Kane and Lynch. Did anyone say that yet?
- Laughto, on 12/05/2007, -1/+9ok I agree Yahtzee is great but why is using the Benny Hill music 'genius'?
- strangewill, on 12/05/2007, -1/+9It wasn't 100% positive, but it was the only game that he punished people for not buying it. :(
- cusoman, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7He can't get "fired", he was never really "hired" ;P
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