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- ChromaVita, on 10/10/2007, -3/+163"You know... I don't live in my mom's basement... anymore"
Works everytime. - MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -2/+123"I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you."
That one wins by default. - Drkboarder, on 10/10/2007, -2/+75They forgot the obligatory "You wanna a ride on my 'hog?"
- ThePerkins, on 10/10/2007, -4/+59I hope you like big maps, cause I can play in your blood gulch all night.
- heaintheavy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+55This is slightly disturbing. Witness what happens when a girl "outs" herself whilst playing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jmydTrsH5Hc
NSFW Language... - LondonChick, on 10/10/2007, -4/+56Back in 2005, I met a girl on Lockout (Halo 2.) She is British/Australian, and I'm American. We played together for about a year, and at the end of 2006, she came to America and we met.
No lie... I'm now in Australia, we're married, and we're in the process of trying to get her US permanent residency (which is an absolute nightmare.)
But it is proof that you can meet members of the opposite sex on Live... (I'm using her Digg account to comment BTW.) - fantasmacanino, on 10/10/2007, -3/+51That's all it takes to get you in bed? A video game pick-up line?
Do you have a sister? - chris9902, on 10/10/2007, -1/+47don't forget to upgrade for Halo3. such as "you can ride my man cannon anytime"
- therealmrpinks, on 10/10/2007, -0/+45wow these will definetely work with allllll those chicks out there playing halo.......oh wait....
- busch30pack, on 10/10/2007, -6/+49With these lines, its like I have a free ticket on the pussy train.
- lordtyros, on 10/10/2007, -1/+42You should be asking if "she" has a penis
- MiltonWaddams, on 10/10/2007, -0/+39"They promoted me to assistant manager at GameStop."
- CeeJayDK, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27.. that wasn't a menstruation joke was is ?
- Murloc, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28"I'd turn off my console for you."
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26overcommited
- AndrewJC, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23That video made me weep for humanity.
- Juansito, on 10/10/2007, -3/+24Chicks play halo?
- HunterTV, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19Dug for first reaction.... "You're.... you're a GIRL?"
- Ramble, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17You win.
- Eshestun, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19Green card, much?
- rhinopig, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15"Your place or my parent's?"
- GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I'd just assume you are cheating and using an aimbot.
//edit - if I were a girl of course.// - thebillgonadz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13*after making a kill on a girl and giving her the infamous 'teabagging' treatment*
"Sooo...wanna do this in RL?" - p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I love stories like those, their so fairy tale like. You play a game, and
1. You meet a female on the game (it is a female, and she likes to play games? Crazy....)
2. She obviously must play pretty good, crazy.....
3. When you met her, no offense but she probably looks awesome, and that just wraps it up as a huge fantasy that would probably never happen to any of us.
You are lucky my friend. I salute you. - p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15Forget capturing the flag, girl I'm trying to capture YOUR HEART.
- Allibaster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Woof
- MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11out of all things an ***** could be, i'm glad it chose to be itself and go with being anal.
- Allibaster, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10This is pretty damn disturbing.
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Didn't you read the disclaimer?
- bagboyrebel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9I think you just burned yourself.
- VirtualCtor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Your penis is attached to your boyfriend? How do you pee?
- acdcfanbill, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Some of them worked for me, but I always get a bill for 'Services Rendered' afterwards, I can't figure it out...
- Uranium118, on 10/10/2007, -4/+12He played as an Elite, I can't do anything other than close that video. I hope I didn't miss anything funny.
- FatalTragedy316, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Buried for claiming to be a H2 regular and having a GF.
- CMaff24, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Can I take you home FTW?
- Uranium118, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Wait, wait, wait, you mean... like there are girls on the internet?! You're a GIRL!!??
Let's practice some lines, hum, hum:
Are we playing Assault later on? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
*crosses fingers* - Double-Z, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7No, just sad wankers apparently ;o)
- GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7I always thought the point was actually the make the girl laugh. I mean you can't actually be turned on by pick up lines...
- jbham184, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9wow...
- HunterTV, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7LA LA LA LA LA LA Not listening to Diggers sex life LA LA LA LA LA LA
- indiepenguins, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Haha, I realized how big of a nerd I am upon cracking up on each one.
- p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5That is a huge conclusion to leap from just that sentence. It wasn't the most respectable sentence, but I definitely think you are exaggerating a bit much.
- ProjectRice, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Entering the warthog
"I'll gun from the back, you stay in the front" - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+9The account is less than a week old. buried for being a single man on digg with a feminine digg account name
- EBFoxbat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Hey, wait.... you're a girl?
- shinynew, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5My computer must have froze because I cant close your profile.
- dtrinh, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"You can man my turret, it packs a constant stream of firepower"
- GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4I used to teach my flat mate to play H2. I guess that's as close as most diggers will get to a g/f.
(yes she was hot, no she wasn't any good at Halo. Even after a years worth of play she didn't get the y-axis business. No I don't have pics, feel free to say it didn't happen). - HunterTV, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Red wings FTW?
- AaronSaund, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Works everytime, 80% of the time.
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