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- inactive, on 03/19/2008, -32/+379I'm blue dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie...
- Narcism, on 03/19/2008, -5/+256I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
- xdeliriumx, on 03/19/2008, -11/+222Inaccurate.. everyone knows Cortana can't use a plasma rifle.
- GhostyBoy, on 03/19/2008, -12/+192Now if I can just talk her and Smurfette into a threesome...
- viserov, on 03/19/2008, -2/+156I think I just blue myself.
- xOKxWhy, on 03/19/2008, -11/+147I'd stick her with my plasma grenade, if you know what I mean.
- iceblademan, on 03/19/2008, -5/+128Approximately 40% of diggers who read that were probably too young to know what you were talking about
- one1plus1one, on 03/19/2008, -6/+127Oh... ok.. allow me to also explain this too then:
What the user "Narcism" means when he says he would "put his penis in her vagina" is really just a clever metaphor meaning that he would invite her out to coffee, and discuss the deeper meanings of the universe with her, such as how Earth can truely have any meaning or relevance in a vast cosmos, or whether or not Energy and matter are really one in the same and interchangeable, or what TS Eliot was really trying to allude to in his epic poem, "The Wasteland"
The user's statement is not at all to be taken literally. He does not literally mean that he would insert his hard penis into her wet vagina. That's too obvious. - manergy, on 03/19/2008, -9/+109Went down faster than a Taiwanese whore when the Navy comes to port.
- zdiddy85, on 03/19/2008, -4/+93ZOMG! CHECK OUT THAT PLASMA RIFLE!!!
- jojo1224, on 03/19/2008, -2/+84No, i dont know what you mean.
- aaoral, on 03/19/2008, -2/+83Little do they know, digg is the only woman for me.
- exomni, on 03/19/2008, -0/+58WTF? I doubt it. That song was released less than... OMG it's been almost 10 years... wow. Either way, if you're old enough to have seen Star Wars Episode I, you're old enough to have heard Eiffel 65.
- borninda818, on 03/19/2008, -1/+58I don't know what you mean.
- dumpyhumpy, on 03/19/2008, -0/+56Nooooow I get it.
- CygonX, on 03/19/2008, -1/+54http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/C ...
- one1plus1one, on 03/19/2008, -2/+53Oh ok... allow me to explain then:
The users posted messages which cleverly make use of imagery such as a "plasma grenade" and "warthog" as a symbolic substitute for one's "penis" involved in coital sexual acts. The user named "Musicdgamer" has taken the imagery slightly further by alluding to the "woman-on-top" position, which in turn is an older reference to horse/rider imagery, in which the horse is a verile phallic symbol, while the rider (a symbol for femininity) rides upon the horse and bounces up and down... up and down... (if you know what I mean). - drummerwill03, on 03/19/2008, -4/+51Could have used a good view of the behind.
- Musicdgamer, on 03/19/2008, -3/+43She can ride my warthog, if you know what I mean.
- NeptuneBkc, on 03/19/2008, -1/+38none of the mirrors work, guess i'll just use the thumbnail.
- almj, on 03/19/2008, -1/+37Tobias?
- positron, on 03/19/2008, -2/+37You can! Join the other 82.187831% of us.
- mattguy, on 03/19/2008, -3/+38Since the website is down, have at the original gallery:
http://gadgetmodels.i4u.com/gadget_photo_model_Hal ... - mjpanzer, on 03/19/2008, -2/+34IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
- dumpyhumpy, on 03/19/2008, -1/+31I'm... still not following you...
- debuggercll, on 03/19/2008, -3/+3133.3% repeating, of course.
- mattguy, on 03/19/2008, -0/+28Just cause I have a feeling every mirror will go down, I have put them on a photobucket.
http://s275.photobucket.com/albums/jj281/diggimage ... - Rawler, on 03/19/2008, -2/+30I wish that I could go around approximating things based on my own perception too...
- navster15, on 03/19/2008, -4/+30I'd put her in my MJOLNIR Mark VI battle armor if you know what I mean.
- DinosWillDie13, on 03/19/2008, -2/+25dont say hawt.
- jwk4heels, on 03/19/2008, -2/+24Use? For what, might I ask? Or do I want to know?
- Acglaphotis, on 03/19/2008, -5/+25*Me looks at girlfriend*
Why can't you be blue and naked like Cortana? - TheFraction, on 03/19/2008, -0/+20Man I feel old. :(
- exomni, on 03/19/2008, -2/+22She can discharge the excess heat of THIS "plasma rifle" whenever she lights.
- juicebag, on 03/19/2008, -0/+19I call *****. It's impossible to understand what it's saying backwards without reading what it's supposed to be.
- Bogus283, on 03/19/2008, -1/+20We're going somewhere? I want to go! I hope it's the ice cream store.
- legoalert33, on 03/19/2008, -5/+23also inaccurate...everyone knows women clean the bathroom.
- Borgcube636, on 03/19/2008, -0/+18Hmm...howabout..
Hey there, wanna take a look at the "captain's log"? - SpikeX, on 03/19/2008, -1/+193rd party direct mirror: http://spikex.net/i/cortana/
- aaoral, on 03/19/2008, -0/+17Legions of fat, fapping, basement dwellers. Duh
- bsonline, on 03/19/2008, -2/+19I gave you a pity digg, simply because I know how much it means to you.
- clearwaterlab, on 03/19/2008, -0/+17fap fap fap fap
- evodude, on 03/19/2008, -2/+19And by girlfriend you mean right hand.
- jpaolini, on 03/19/2008, -0/+16Also down here, at the moment.
- Timbertron3000, on 03/19/2008, -1/+17SOMEONE PLEASE MIRROR THIS
Happy? - davidwasman, on 03/19/2008, -6/+21What? No Kirk jokes?
- theaceoffire, on 03/19/2008, -2/+16Easier to hide it with a tiny bit of digital touch up.
- skyshock1, on 03/19/2008, -2/+16fail failf ail faliflai fail fa
- Dumbledorito, on 03/19/2008, -1/+15Is that like a Puma? Or a Chupathingie?
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