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  • Hellsadvocate, on 10/12/2007, -25/+7That's what you get for walking up to a woman that looks like she's going to be reading your eulogy.
    • AeonTorpor, on 10/12/2007, -9/+29That's why I shoot women that look like that first and ask questions later. :D
    • TheLlamaIs, on 10/12/2007, -31/+4That's why I'm gay.


      (I'm not actually but somebody had to say it.)
    • ZenFu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Lol. That's ***** up.

      What's even more crazy is i got on the train the other day and there was this woman sitting down, holding up a sign saying "Molestors, go away", like she was scared of being attacked or something. Everyone on the train kept giving her weird looks.

      WTF? We've got some seriously crazy people loose in society today.

      Dugg, cos that guy in the vid's probably immune to tazers and pepper spray now. :D
      • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0Women have been taught to be afraid of men (and men have been taught to nurture the fear of other men and to protect women at all costs)....
        ain't matriarchy messed up
    • nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1When you saw that sign did you feel obligated to get off the train?
  • atdigg, on 10/12/2007, -60/+2spam
  • NachoBusiness, on 10/12/2007, -53/+31All men are rapists, ya know.
    • LavaHot, on 10/12/2007, -4/+37I believe he meant it as sarcasm, folks.
    • boywhoatesouls, on 10/12/2007, -3/+82digg not understand sarcasm. digg smash!
    • TheLlamaIs, on 10/12/2007, -5/+60"digg not understand sarcasm. digg smash!"

      A statement that is as entertaining to read, as it is true.

      Hey digg, this commercial proves a point, women aren't ready for the outside world quite yet. I suggest we stick them all back in the kitchen where they belong.
    • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0Feminism says just that:
      men are bad and real men are real bad
      Is There Anything Good About Men?
      http://denisdutton.com/baumeister.htm
      When I say I am researching how culture exploits men, the first reaction is usually “How can you say culture exploits men, when men are in charge of everything?” This is a fair objection and needs to be taken seriously. It invokes the feminist critique of society. This critique started when some women systematically looked up at the top of society and saw men everywhere: most world rulers, presidents, prime ministers, most members of Congress and parliaments, most CEOs of major corporations, and so forth — these are mostly men.

      Seeing all this, the feminists thought, wow, men dominate everything, so society is set up to favor men. It must be great to be a man.

      The mistake in that way of thinking is to look only at the top. If one were to look downward to the bottom of society instead, one finds mostly men there too. Who’s in prison, all over the world, as criminals or political prisoners? The population on Death Row has never approached 51% female. Who’s homeless? Again, mostly men. Whom does society use for bad or dangerous jobs? US Department of Labor statistics report that 93% of the people killed on the job are men. Likewise, who gets killed in battle? Even in today’s American army, which has made much of integrating the sexes and putting women into combat, the risks aren’t equal. This year we passed the milestone of 3,000 deaths in Iraq, and of those, 2,938 were men, 62 were women.
  • whizkid, on 10/12/2007, -4/+50I was expecting some psychological study. Bad assumption, but that's a funny video, so I'll digg it anyways.
    • bcochran, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17Topic: Comedy Videos
    • mmortal03, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28RSS Feed: You Can't Tell
    • calebcharles, on 10/12/2007, -11/+7RSS feed by category: yes you can.
    • marioluigi123, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4RSS Feed by General Category (Videos): You Can't Tell
  • mackdaddy187, on 10/12/2007, -2/+97It's because men have a better sense of direction.
    • NightRush, on 10/12/2007, -8/+71tru.dat


      We also drive better.


      :hide:
    • eplawless, on 10/12/2007, -2/+93Why are you baiting women? There are no women here.
    • Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/12/2007, -10/+51*Raises hand* I'm female!
    • tuxidomasx, on 10/12/2007, -14/+48^^ you dont count
    • Software2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+43Guys posing as women don't count.
    • bitt3n, on 10/12/2007, -0/+50@hindu

      that's just cause you're lost.
    • gd007, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2omg, this comment thread is the funniest i have read!
      @hindu - can u raise something more distinguishing?
  • icepick314, on 10/12/2007, -24/+3i've seen that commercial few years back....

    wasn't it for MapQuest or some GPS device?

    still could happen to any dude asking direction from a chick standing at a bus stop....
    • sawx30, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29The California Map and Travel Center. You should actually watch the video before commenting.
    • xero9, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@sawx30:

      Actually I remember seeing it too, here in Canada. Was not for California Map and Travel Center. I'm really thinking it was for like Map Quest like the OP mentioned. Can't remember exactly though
    • qwertydvorak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1it was probably both... dunno if you have ever been traveling and see a commercial for a law firm or a jeweler in a different city, but it is the same exact commercial and jingle, but it has a different company name on it ? cheap to make one commercial and sell it in different regions for different companies.
  • SmashingTool, on 10/12/2007, -34/+2This doesnt belong here, imo
    • Zomar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27you can turn off what you don't want to see by clicking "Add or Remove Topics" on the left.
    • TheLlamaIs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16"This doesnt belong here, imo"

      I suppose it's a good thing nobody values your opinion then eh?
  • unversed, on 10/12/2007, -42/+2OMG thats stupid!! Who would even find that funny?
    • Garda, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31Me + the 89 other people who have dugg it so far
    • TheLlamaIs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12"OMG thats stupid!! Who would even find that funny?"

      What are you, a woman?
    • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0at some point it gets tiring all the men being victimized, but do not complain (only women are allowed to do that)....
  • LucasVB, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Haha, great ad! The way the guy screams is priceless
  • goat4, on 10/12/2007, -37/+3awesome, best thing on digg THIS YEAR.
  • bergur1, on 10/12/2007, -21/+1I'm sorry for being the OLD11!11!1!!!!! doer but I remember seeing this video YEARS ago back when I had dial up.
    • TheOneGreatX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Thanks for sharing.
    • nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1With every video posted on Digg there is at least one "That's old" comment. Well....that's getting old.
  • xenoploid, on 10/12/2007, -13/+2This was dugg less than a week ago!
  • yukevster, on 10/12/2007, -6/+13Asking attractive women directions is a great way to meet.............attractive women. Got a few dates that way.
    • whisk3rs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Too bad the woman in the video wasn't direction-ask-worthy

      /could the the pepper spray
      //or the taser
      ///probably low-quality compression
  • insinuate, on 10/12/2007, -5/+10Woman driver no survivor...haha
    • qwertydvorak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0the one i hear from airplane mechanics is "if it's not boeing, i'm not going..." scary... especially considering that i used to work at an airport on the ramps, and airbus has engineers that sit and watch the airbuses take off and land and they take data off of them alot. usually that is not a good sign... couple that with all of the problems airbus is having getting the new plane working... i can see why the mechanics say that...
    • brad3378, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Q: Why Couldn't Hellen Keller Drive a car?



      A: Her Gender.

  • NtHammer, on 10/12/2007, -14/+3wtf i submitted the comment and it didnt show, so i did it again and this time both showed.

    digg down
  • NtHammer, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9she would probably be able to sue him for assault in the sue-happ world we live in today.

    although i have seen this many times, and a long time ago, it still hilarious, the guy screaming and everything, the person behind them just walking by.
    • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0cuz men have no rights, only responsibilities and men are always assumed to be to blame.
      now that's funny.
      maybe soem day we can have equal rights for men
      www.hisside.com
  • csrster, on 10/12/2007, -11/+10Ouch. Must have been her time of the month.
    • LavaHot, on 10/12/2007, -22/+3That sort of crass remark is why women carry such assortments of self defense devices.
    • IMesh, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24"That sort of crass remark is why women carry such assortments of self defense devices."

      Yep, I know I taser and people when they say rude things. Exactly what you should do, that's not overdoing it at all. Yep, completely agree.
    • xenixninja, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7"That sort of crass remark is why women carry such assortments of self defense devices."

      I also assort to physical violence if someone says something to that I don't like, instead of turning my back or try to be a bit more diplomatic about it like solving a problem with words.
      • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0women's violence is SO acceptable!
        it's called the female sentencing discount (where women doing the same crime do less time)
        it aint fair and it aint equal, but who said feminsim was about equality? they did. and you believed em....
        feminism is the hypocritical call for matriarchy and men sell themselves out cuz they have been taught they arent worthy....
        http://thenononsenseman.com/
  • jus1haz2, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3he sure got owned
    • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0this video would be banned if the man did that to a woman...man hating is quite popular.....or just simple contempt for men....
      violence against men is accepted whereas wer have special laws just for violence against women
  • spidoman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15We don't ask because we're not lost! ;P
    • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0If as many men were lost as women (and feminized men who have been taught to hate other men), then these guys would never make it home....
      Lost is when you are out in the woods miles from anywhere.....
      temporarily set back is when you took a wrong turn or the wrong exit.....if you make it home in a few hours or less, you never were lost, it was only temporary....lost is when it takes days to get home and search parties are sent out....
      women and feminzed men have been taught to hate men (misandry plain and simple)...it sells and it is the most common form of humor out there
  • alexanEmpire, on 10/12/2007, -17/+3Is it me or is digg becoming ebaumsworld (sans stealing)?

    Downvote me and I'll come back more powerful than you can imagen.
    • Software2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4How? As a blue ghost with an echoy voice?

      "Use the bury command Luke!"
    • TheLlamaIs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11"Downvote me and I'll come back more powerful than you can imagen."

      It's nice to see that public school systems are teaching our kids how to have more courage then past generations. Maybe it's about time we start beating our kids again?
    • TheSolomon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Too bad you have yet to harness the power of the 'Check Spelling' button.
    • habfan29, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Can you come back equipped with a dictionary?
    • romainechester, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Downvote?
  • Parasocks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Simply not true. I stop and yell if I have to to find out where I'm going, while my wife is saying "no!", although to be fair she's from Mexico City so it's a bit different there. I don't think it's any kind of problem admitting you're lost, does that really look badly on a person? What makes me laugh are the people that just look at you and keep walking like you didn't say somethiing to them, or they didn't hear you, I just start saying helloooooo and they usually look away and keep walking.. Scared of giving directions I guess. People these days. Scared for their life everywhere.
    • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0We used to love to give people wrong directions when I was a kid. Such fun...lead em off in the wrong direction and by the time they find out they have no clue how to come back to get you.......Any smart guy knows that askign directions is often a waste of time cuz much of the tim the person giving directions has no clue or will deliberately tell you wrong (it's called being mailicious), or they will want to tell you about every landmark you know nothign about on the way.....
      Women ask directions cuz few people will be as mean to women as they are to men, but since women have no clue what it is like to be a man (they just assume the world falls at our feet all the time), they just assume that peopel treat us like they do them.......maybe if i flashed my breasts at passing motortists they would spend more time giving me directions, too...women use sex to get what they want and then pretend they dont get special treatment....
  • Chrysalid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3She sprayed the pepper spray too long. As far as I know, a single 0,5 second burst of that stuff is more than enough to render anyone incapable to do anything, that kind of a long spray could have seriously suffocated the guy :P And yes, I know that was a stupid commercial but still that bothers me. Fortunately one needs a special weapons carrying license for self-defense weapons here in Finland, and to get the license you really need a solid reason.
  • OropheR, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Shocking video...
  • nocountries, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12joke: God asks Eve how things are going in the Garden of Eden. "It's so beautiful," she says, "and I hate to ask, but why did you give me three *****? They all keep banging together and get in the way of my arms." God, in his graciousness, removes the middle one and disappears back into the clouds, looking ever-so-slightly irritated.
    He returns a month later and enquires after Eve's health. Eve thanks him profusely for removing the third tit, and says her life is joyous now - but laments that, unlike all the other creatures in the Garden of eden, she has no mate.
    "I need something to make him out of," says God. "Now where did I put that useless tit?"
    • ethnicman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Thanks for clarifying that that was a joke. Had you not explicitly stated that I would have thought that that was a actual event that took place in the beginning.

    • sigma419, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Adam's hanging around in the Garden of Eden, bored, because he has no mate. He goes to God and says, "God, all the other animals has a mate, why can't I?" God replies, "Fine, I'll make you a marvelous mate, but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg." Adam frowns, replying, "What can I get for a rib?"

      In case you missed it, that was a joke as well.
  • scotsman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Funny stuff...keep 'em coming!
  • RandomGuySteve, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1I think the flying lawnmower video was better. Even with the cotton eye joe theme song.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6176177807909233039
    • willhb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Except it has nothing to go with this story.
    • RandomGuySteve, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0What story? Why the hell is this modded up? This is the "Videos Comedy" section, not news, not editorials, not fiction or nonfiction. Its about videos, and there is no content besides a stupid stint. On the same page of the link, there's a different video, which I thought was better.

      You are an idiot, and the people who agree with you can go ***** themselves, one after another.
  • 15charmaxwtf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Lucky she didn't have a gun.
  • syberghost, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Actually, men ask for directions all the time. Women just don't realize that's what we're doing, because their concept of GIVING directions is divorced from reality.
    • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0Ask a woman for an address and she wants to give you directions (feminized men, too).
      They assume they know which way you are coming from and they assume that you are as afraid of getting lost as their namby pamby sorry self is. Getting temporarily set back or misplaced is part of life......
      Grow up and learn how not to be afraid all the time...unless it is the middle of the night, you are low on gas, your car is poorly maintained and you are late for a job interview, most of the time a little adventure is a good thing....even if you get lost, you might learn a new way to get somewhere that might come in handy some other day when streets are closed due to construction or accidents or closed for a special holiday or a parade. Life is an adventure if you are not so wimpy as not to take risks....
  • mychronic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0LOL
  • Akhi99, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0Actually, real men are not afraid to get lost. Getting lost is one of the best ways to learn one's way around. Once you have been lost in a particular place a few times, you will never be lost there again (unless you a total dweeb in which case directions won t help anyway)...
    It is mostly women who are afraid to get lost. there sense of adventure is pretty limited (they live in fear of getting lost as opposed to livign in the excitement of learning about new places).
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