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KFED Finds Out About Divorce Via Text Messaging watch!

youtube.com — According to sources, this video clip shows the exact moment KFED finds out that Britney is divorcing him.

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  • Providence, on 10/12/2007, -80/+53Who the ***** is KFED?
    • IbnDigg, on 10/12/2007, -3/+156just another bum now
    • vandread, on 10/12/2007, -1/+122The problem is it took him 3 months to figure out how to read his Text Messages to find out.
    • OrStateDigg, on 10/12/2007, -33/+10What a DB
    • stevets, on 10/12/2007, -14/+116Who cares anyway? Seriously. Don't we all have better things to worry about?
    • glguy, on 10/12/2007, -12/+48My first reaction was that KFED was a TV or radio station and this article described how the reporter found out....
    • vaguelyrandom, on 10/12/2007, -31/+3Apparently stevets, you don't.

      Thanks for contributing
    • floridiot, on 10/12/2007, -25/+11@stevets
      ***** the election! This is the real news!@
    • stevets, on 10/12/2007, -27/+7@floridiot:
      Your candidates must have been on the losing side. ;)

      /sarcasm
    • VipeNess, on 10/12/2007, -18/+3- KFED
      /cry
      /gloat

      - Digg Users
      /train
      /whistle
      /dance
    • macfanboi, on 10/12/2007, -5/+52Since when did Vanilla Ice marry Britney Spears?
    • mariusaz, on 10/12/2007, -17/+3Awwww. WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
    • carapi, on 10/12/2007, -11/+26stevets...while this IS stupid...the fact tthat you think only the things YOU are interested in are importaqnt proves how worthless you are.

      For example, you dugg and extremely unfunny video of guys smearing dog ***** on a guy's hand. Or the USC football score. Or a kid crashing a car. Or a ***** story on EMINEM! (only slightly above KFed in cerdibility these days.)

      So basically, those things are improtant? Why?
    • TOTALineptitude, on 10/12/2007, -6/+5What a whore.
    • championchap, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Fancy taking him and "the wife" out?
      http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/318999

      K-FED: Dancing with Fire.
      Po-Pazow folks!
    • Clearz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3OWNED!!!
  • Floodle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+197FEDEX
  • whiskeymb, on 10/12/2007, -2/+72I wonder if it said:

    im leavin ur ass
    • toasterking, on 10/12/2007, -2/+54im postin' your noods
    • FreydNot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+52im n yr corthous

      looz'n my d00d
    • dainbramage559, on 10/12/2007, -0/+63im in ur traler

      fuxin yr brtnys
    • aelias, on 10/12/2007, -5/+53U R Teh Singolz
    • WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -6/+74Listen KFED, this isn't going to work out anymore. I'm tried of your vanilla sex and need a real man to satisfy me. You're such a whiny bitch and you always blow everything way out of porportion. We get in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah forget it, yo home to bel air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie "Yo Homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the price of bel-air.
    • oneisnotprime, on 10/12/2007, -5/+16oopswewontdoitagain lolz u cant rap
    • thegsa, on 10/12/2007, -9/+5@WarpFox
      You just ***** Killed Me, Dude! I can't stop laughing.

    • marlintehrani, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5it said:

      thanx 4 sprm, f-off

    • Crazyiodudo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12im gettng a divrce

      i rly dnt like ur musik

      teh first baby wuz justins
    • mb555, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0http://www.arnoldspeaks.com/2006/11/cheer-up-k-fed.html
  • Izikoo, on 10/12/2007, -27/+5Damn! He was probably most upset about getting pushed off the Britney Gravy Train. Lord knows she hasn't been attractive for some time, and he has been getting it elsewhere anyway.

    Poor sucker is going to have to find real work now. NICE!
    • happycalm, on 10/12/2007, -18/+21Poor sucker? He got to ***** her, you didn't :)
    • Dragular, on 10/12/2007, -8/+45"hasn't been attractive for some time"

      I'd hit it.
    • rasbill, on 10/12/2007, -3/+64got to give it to him, he did blow loads in britney spears
    • vandread, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20I bet he gets more alimony than he has child support payments.
    • lynzeenicole, on 10/12/2007, -8/+15Actually, she was on Letterman a night or two ago looking surprisingly hot . . .
    • dvddesign, on 10/12/2007, -14/+12And her "hots" is all she's got. Some of us are a bit more discerning when it comes to choice of women. I can gawk at her and certainly enjoy it, but at the end of the day, I'd have to talk to her and care about what SHE thinks, and frankly, I can do better.

      A woman with an interesting personality can be just as attractive as someone who as good as she does at Britney's age. Especially when Britney's squatted out two kids. That'll keep everything we don't see looking wonderful I'm sure.

      I wonder how controversial her act will be remembered in another decade when her only contribution is that she beat out Madonna on the whore couteur by starting at a younger age.
    • dotnetwebdev, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7lolz, so, you're saying you think she's hot and you've got a fat and ugly, albeit smart, wife?
    • oneisnotprime, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8dvddesign - Wow I have never seen a comment start so reasonably then go so very, very wrong.
  • UGM2099, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1Team KFED?
  • bernardi, on 10/12/2007, -4/+33BENDER: Don't worry, Kif. I'm sure some other beautiful, rich girl will fall in love with you.
    [Bender laughs and Kif cries]

    "Kif" and K-Fed are sooo similar....
    • bitrot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Except Kif is a sympathetic character.
  • waynechng, on 10/12/2007, -3/+64Getting a record made on your wife's dime: Priceless
    Getting a text message that she's divorcing you: Pwned

  • rasbill, on 10/12/2007, -15/+8i get it now, justin timberlake is bringing britney back

    (i apologize if its not justin timberlake singing that bringin sexy back *****, what the hell do i know anyway)
  • skoles, on 10/12/2007, -5/+73omghi2u, we r dun. kthnksbye.

    - brits
  • mac512k, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12don't worry guys he has is kick ass rap career to fall back on. Right, he's the next Eminem just more crappy?
  • ccourt23, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3thats kind of foul.... he actually thought Britney liked him
  • empeethree, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2and he is a wrassler... in the wwe
  • rbtopp, on 10/12/2007, -12/+5K-FED don't give a ***** he has his rap and wrestling career to fall back on. Who needs britney's fat ass.
  • cmdrNacho, on 10/12/2007, -4/+30why are these two white trash pieces of *hit famous again??
    • ScottMaximus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17You mean *****? and not Asterisk-Hit?
  • sporb, on 10/12/2007, -5/+12i only dugg this because it's muchmusic, go canada!
    • buzzedlightyear, on 10/12/2007, -23/+13canadians are ehholes
    • DotKenneth, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6Same, sporb. Much has some good shows like Video On Trial, so it's good to see them getting some credit for capturing such a humiliating moment for that loser.
    • Avili, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3lol I laughed when I noticed that it was a MuchMusic official submitting those videos on YouTube (so lame). Muchmusic about a few years back got really angry when some users started uploading clips of shows from their channel (interviews) on to their site, and they actually filed out C&D letters to get it removed, and now they're trying to promote their crappy content in a similar fashion as MTV. BTW they were recently bought by Bell Global Media.

      Much Music = MTV on Crack (everything is geared to push products and cds, they suck up to celebrities in order to get them on the channel - they actually paint walls, ceilings and flooring to appease musicians! I don't think you would ever see MTV's TRL or BET do that for a musician).
  • falloutsyndrome, on 10/12/2007, -15/+4Thats hot.
    • fjvwing, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40OMG, you are so right. K-Fed + Paris in 3 months or less. You called it.
  • Nipplelesshorse, on 10/12/2007, -16/+8SRY K FD I WNT 2 GT DVRCD
    • floridiot, on 10/12/2007, -10/+12A DVR that uses CDs? What a dumb bitch.
    • mancat, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Come on dude, even Britney knows how to use T9
  • cramd, on 10/12/2007, -7/+11he might be a tosser - but that is a rotten way for anyone to find out about a divorce..

  • nugge7, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/celebrity/breaking-britney-spears-sex-tape-maybe-213218.php
    • ccourt23, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1I hope she did not release a sex tape for publicity...that would be an all time low...
  • mhanley, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6[yawn]
  • dkarlson, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Vid was a letdown. I kinda hoped he would start crying. :)
  • diggdoggdugg, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0dugg because digg fanboy like this kind of stuff
  • MrTea, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I was hoping for some ownage here. This was boring as *****. Burried as lame.
  • merr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I love that this was submitted in "Comedy Videos" rather than "Celebrity."
  • fani, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1K Fed.

    Lets see.... the name already contains all the letters to spell - ***** UP
    • deim0s, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Yeah, all of them, except the U, the C, and the P. So it's only missing about, you know, half of them.
  • DJFMA, on 10/12/2007, -3/+32Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
    Peter: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
    Kevin: Ok, I won't.
    Peter: And you just got out of bed, right?
    Kevin: Yeah.
    Peter: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
    Kevin: Um...ok.
    Peter: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
  • vhcougar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6rofl he's supposed to have a show @ House of Blues here in Chicago tonight. We'll see how that goes. I'd pay whatever the outrageous price is to see him just sitting on stage, crying to himself for 2 hours.
  • dbstovall, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6You know that the second this guy got forced into signing a pre-nup he decided to burn through as much of her cash as he could before she kicked him to the curb.
  • Cyberdactyl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4

    I give him about 5 more months of coat tail fame, then he's forgotten.
  • brusty, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2This is my first "how the ***** did this get on the front page" post. I've held back until now.
  • ratpH1nk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3First this, and then change in Washington? Maybe there *is* a God!
  • tuxidomasx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3i think under the surface, k-fed is really very clever and planned this the whole time.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    GWAHAHAHAHA. did you see your face? you were almost thinkin the same thing when u were reading that sentence i just wrote. haha.

    nah for real tho k-fed is a moron.
  • Ssj6Kirby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17If you pause it, you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart broke in two.

    Riiiiiighttttt......THERE.
    • Cyberdactyl, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6
      You mean the moment he realized the easy ride was over.
    • marnaq, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Nice Bart ref.
    • whiskerlickins, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Eh, he gets a pretty hefty alimony. :/
    • ScottMaximus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I can't pay Alllimoney ttoo a man!

      It's Degrading!
  • carapi, on 10/12/2007, -10/+0This video actually does NOT say that that is the moment he found out. It could very wll be that he found out before, and was texting someone else about it. PErhaps he was telling his parents.
    • nosebleed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19... Because he needed them to come pick him up.
    • vhcougar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"PErhaps he was telling his parents."

      He's what, 30? Making the chance his parents know how to use text messaging...zilch.
  • nosebleed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37Look out ladies. He's single!

    Seriously, look out, stay away from him.
    • bat-21, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Even if he took a bath in Lysol I still wouldn't touch him.
  • lua21, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1what's funny is she dumps him via text message and then her sex tape is leaked. payback?
  • raid517, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Rats, I tuned in to that video hoping I could feed on that person's overriding sense of personal anguish and of crushing disappointment - at the exact moment when he learned his 5 minutes in the limelight were finally over.

    In the end, he didn't seem that fussed by it at all.

    I don't know, these Hollywood types are just so damned superficial.
  • zaph47, on 10/12/2007, -19/+2dupe http://digg.com/music/VIDEO_Kevin_Federline_Divorced_Via_Text_Message_pWnd
    • dracostimpy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Heh. Looks like you got pwned by oOLiquidNightOo. You're the K-Fed of digg!
  • ruyn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1When you "Play with Fire" you get burned in the ass!
  • mrichard, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Britney is getting divorce... didn't even know she was married!!
  • TheToecutter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Punk'd!
  • tomvale13, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Time for Britney to move on to greener pastures:
    I think Steve Buscemi would be the logical step up.
    Like an older KFED that was actually successful and in no way KFED.

    You get it...
  • zaph47, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2anyone see K-Fed make an ass of himself on his "My Card, My Life" American Express ad?

    http://digg.com/celebrity/HILARIOUS_Unreleased_Celebrity_My_Life_My_Card_American_Express_Ads
  • shout, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I hope she laughs at K-Fed as he K-Pax his ***** up and leaves.
  • joemc72, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6This wasn't the moment he found out about the divorce. it was the moment he found out all his credit cards had been cut off...
  • speezer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Who will she marry next? Charlie Sheen or Michael Jackson?
  • sideshowRAHEEM, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Hey, you guys can bash k-fed if you want, he got to bang a hot chick for a couple of years and when they broke up he get 10 Mil for his trouble, i'd take that deal.

    LONG LIVE WHITE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Stormwysper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Great. This means he's moving back to Fresno.
  • pauleku, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Of course I saw this coming, but who has the gall to dump someone [especially someone you are married to] over a text message???
  • Sassanix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Obesity number 1 cause of divorce in United States.
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