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- TheWriteGuy, on 04/18/2008, -3/+20The problem with Microsoft's people is that they try TOO hard to be "cool" when they are, in fact, just not. It's obvious they have been over-compensating for their lack of cool.
Quite honestly, they would be better off not trying to be cool, and instead focusing on being straightforward and professional in how they present themselves amongst themselves and toward the public. Sure, they might be criticized for being "not cool" and "boring" but their public image would be far more respectable.
All these videos simply show that, deep down, they are insecure dorks who harbor a mean, resentful streak (as exemplified nowadays through Balmer). - JDOG, on 04/18/2008, -1/+13I totally forgot to put the Bill Gates Doom one in there, D'oh. http://youtube.com/watch?v=KN0K58EfJSg
- volksport, on 04/18/2008, -1/+9I run MS-DOS exclusively.
- Bologner, on 04/18/2008, -1/+9Developers Developers Developers Developers.
- h2200161813, on 04/18/2008, -14/+21and thats why i bought a mac
- mparker7410, on 04/18/2008, -2/+9It's amazing that grown people are supposed to be motivated by this crap.
- inactive, on 04/18/2008, -2/+7DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
Ballmer's hyperactivity never ceases to amaze me. - inactive, on 04/18/2008, -5/+10omg
- PCDestroyer, on 04/18/2008, -1/+6Damn, I thought it said Top 8 Worst Microsoft 'Porno' Videos"
I need new eyes. - Bologner, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5bbq
- eltrev, on 04/18/2008, -4/+8No, because of a legacy of bad design that permeates everything they produce. The tacky ads are are just a tiny part of that culture.
- gavintlgold, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5"It's late at night, you're feelin' right, workin' at your PC, YO! You're face turns green, 'cause the word on the screen is, you're out of memory!!!"
*throws up* - punkcat, on 04/18/2008, -1/+5wtf
- alexforcefive, on 04/18/2008, -2/+5They were trying to be hip and trendy. Those ads weren't supposed to be ironic or tongue-in-cheek
- oyourmom, on 04/18/2008, -9/+12because of some crappy commercials? good job!
- jo21, on 04/18/2008, -1/+4stfu
- DeanRed, on 04/18/2008, -1/+4The windows 95 promo shows that Windows after 13 years has not advanced that much... Excel still looks like excel and outlook still looks like outlook...
- rasinhussy, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2I personally like the part @ 1:01! Mmmmm.....
- Hangly, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3Why not Nebraska?
- cthellis, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2gbtw
- chadu, on 04/18/2008, -2/+4Service pack 2 for all of these videos will be adding the funny.
- DTXT, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2If money is no issue 8-)
- Hangly, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2C'mon man, videos from the 80's were better than the ones from the 70's.
- inactive, on 04/18/2008, -2/+4WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I don't give a *****.
- bjornski, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Holy *****, I see what that commercial was hidden from the light of day. That's ***** embarassing.
Thanks to whoever caught this gem on crappy VHS tape. - lordcutter, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2win2k launch video? Im still looking for the windows 2000 launch keynote (preferably the whole thing) - I was at it (well simulcast by satellite to florida) but it was pretty sweet at the time, my favorite part was when they were showing off the number of operations a windows 2000 server could do and dropped a big curtain to show 400(maybe more) computers setup all performing operations as well...
- globalthreat, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Woah! I had no idea Ballmer was such a lunatic
- Stonekeeper, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2I feel violated.
- toonbobo, on 04/18/2008, -2/+3wow, how embarrassing for the people that were in the video. hopefully they aren't on digg!
- rsmithrun, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdAPCVFzZjw
- cj485, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2WTF was up with the flight simulator one...
- punkcat, on 04/18/2008, -2/+3god was someone expected to have to sit through the entire length of those?
- DTXT, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Clearly you have not seen M.S office 2007!
- gameradam, on 04/18/2008, -2/+3Ahh Fury for Windows 95, Good times!
- bjornski, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Actually, it's what interested me enough to go buy the Flight Sim. I thought it was a intriguing commercial.
It's pretty damn cool if flight sims are your type of thing. - rasinhussy, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2What the HELL happened in the 80's!! My eyes are bleeding!!!
- p0tent1al, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1I put on my software and packaging wrap
- Cattywampus, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1I don't know if they ever had a video for that product they called "Bob," but it sure sounded like one oddball product...
- treelovinhippie, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2Oh yay, Digg didn't remove this one like they did with the two Vista internal-promo videos that made the front-page.
- DTXT, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Yeah, they can be used on a P.C.
- bjornski, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1***** off, spammer.
- TheSpook, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2Are there more where you come from? If so, I have a line-up of crappy commercials I'd like to anti-sell you.
- MrWally, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2***** Nebraska.
- picto, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2Hmm....on a Windows 95 promo they were talking about the "Windows Key" operations, yet I still manage to get unbelievably pissed when some keyboards that aren't that old don't have one
- bjornski, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Those were my high-school years.
Yes. People were douchebags with bad taste. But really, not any worse than they are now. The themes they adorn themselves with are a bit different, but people are just as materialistic, vain, shallow and greedy now as they were then.
Not much has changed, really. Except the music was better then. - SirPopper, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Tool future time my friend tool future time will come!
- RIPtechtv, on 04/21/2008, -0/+1For anyone who watched the KTLA news in the early 90's watch On video 1. The Windows 95 Ad that Offends Everyone time 0:51-1:13. That was the opening theam song for the news for YEARS.
- DeanRed, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1ok, it took them 12 years to change it.....My bad!
- adamk0310, on 04/20/2008, -0/+1I remember Fury3. That was kind of fun a dozen years ago.
- jimmick, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Wait, in the flight simulator ad...
That kid has a 360 CONTROLLER!!!! -
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