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- hbyrne, on 12/12/2008, -0/+308Jones Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage definitely gets my vote.
- daddynewt, on 12/12/2008, -0/+219I really liked the "Jones Big Ass Truck and Storage" spot. Maybe because I like the band "Big Ass Truck" or maybe because I'm a little drunk right now.
- rebotfc, on 12/13/2008, -0/+199http://www.jonesBIGASStruckrentalandstorage.com/
- cmyk, on 12/13/2008, -2/+139How did they miss this (Vern Fonk Insurance)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME - Cubine, on 12/13/2008, -1/+127http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItWpoUMbqJE
I think that destroys pretty much all of them.
"SHIPOOPY!" - themcman, on 12/13/2008, -0/+99I've actually been to HobbyMasters.
The place really is enormous, but I had no idea how fortunate I was to NOT run into Charlie. - mdizz21, on 12/12/2008, -0/+89Jones = Most elaborate hustla ever.
- anthonyvsshark, on 12/13/2008, -0/+64Yes, Mr. Jones, I do have weed. Go on.
- hnazareth16, on 12/12/2008, -7/+69That Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation is hilariously bad, yet totally awesome.
- po43292, on 12/13/2008, -0/+57There's even a place at the bottom where you can "go ahead and drop me an electric email message."
And the picture of the AK47....lol - scurvydog00, on 12/13/2008, -0/+53I wanna go to Hobbymasters
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -0/+47Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage sounds like a pretty legit deal to me.
- G21036, on 12/13/2008, -1/+44You can find me on them internets-classic
- algaeturd, on 12/12/2008, -1/+40That first one was just plain creepy as *****.
"It's just like, it's just like a mini MAAUULLLL." - funkyloki, on 12/13/2008, -1/+39Brought to you by:
http://www.bigdogeatchild.com/ - Shoogle, on 12/13/2008, -1/+38HOW could they leave out Vern Fonk Insurance here in Seattle?? This guy's legendary...and scary as hell. Try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8YIkixdQYs for starters.
- LeadStripes, on 12/13/2008, -0/+35Arnold Schwarzenegger Guidos are scary
- geoboy, on 12/13/2008, -1/+36I don't know. I think the Norton Furniture one wins purely based on the extreme amount of what-the-*****.
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -1/+36You got weed!? I'll store ANYTHANG YOU WANT!
- mikinurbook, on 12/13/2008, -1/+33You aint the Dukes of Hazzard!
...now that's a classic ;) - Godlike, on 12/13/2008, -0/+31The Jones one is a spoof (but still hilarious): http://www.lakeshoretheater.com/ShowDetail.aspx?Sh ...
http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/ - spepin, on 12/13/2008, -1/+30That HobbyMasters girl voice cracks me up.
- Godlike, on 12/13/2008, -1/+30That seriously is way funnier than the linked article and you can TAKE THAT TO THE BANK!
- faster3200, on 12/13/2008, -1/+27Those commercials are genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XtXm_FT1vY&fea ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItWpoUMbqJE&fea ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym7h-pPB2is&fea ... - jamesgott, on 12/13/2008, -2/+25how in the world could they miss this? (Golden Gate Funeral Home)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9Twgif9gM
....so classy! - inactive, on 12/13/2008, -1/+22How are these christmas commercials? Totally funny, though.
- diggydougie, on 12/13/2008, -0/+21Looking at my garage he looks like a perfect solution. It's all crap anyway but my wife won't let me throw it away. Storing with him is just like throwing it away.
- AparoidX, on 12/13/2008, -0/+20"Ha in da heyll can he sto dis stuff, f'such a cheap price?"
I lol'ed - LargeTrout, on 12/13/2008, -0/+20US TV adverts are kinda scary. Sometimes the Brits try to emulate their charismatic weirdness but can never quite pull it off; US adverts remain unique in the universe.
- vbullinger, on 12/13/2008, -0/+19I would totally go to HobbyMasters, sounds cool as crap, so long as the owners don't talk to me.
- boyghost, on 12/13/2008, -0/+19Washington, DC's Eastern Motors ad with Biz Markie has them all beat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB_upFw4wj0 - faster3200, on 12/13/2008, -0/+18My favorite part of that website is where he mentions he was a "Street Pharmaceuticals Sales Rep". I particularly enjoyed their advocacy for capitalization.
- smmakira, on 12/13/2008, -0/+17"Everybody Rides"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-op7tDLUtk0
Damn I hate Frank Myers... worst commercials EVER! - Narrwald, on 12/13/2008, -0/+16Get on his website, and find the phone number, and call him.
It is one of the best choices I've made in my life. - remotehuman, on 12/13/2008, -0/+15"use Firefox when viewing this site, IE sucks"
- GeeksSpeakFont, on 12/12/2008, -3/+18oh dear lord! those are indeed terrifying!
- po43292, on 12/13/2008, -0/+13Family Auto Mart is classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Hl6PrK46Q - DOCNM, on 12/13/2008, -0/+13absolutely. Pretty effective ad if you ask me. Just ignore the two and look at all the stuff around them.
- Miketwo345, on 12/13/2008, -0/+12I called. I couldn't stop laughing. The guy is completely serious about storing your stuff.
I wish I had known it was going to be a human, not a recording. I would have thought to ask to store my collection of Japanese Real Dolls -- just to see the response. - weareglass, on 12/13/2008, -0/+12My favorite part: "So I'm going to get drunk on New Year's Eve and be taking unwanted Christmas gifts for people. If you're in Chicago (were i'm from) and got a Zune for Christmas bring it to me."
Ouch! - ChileanGoD, on 12/13/2008, -0/+12Street Pharmaceutical Sales Rep ?...
- Twoje, on 12/13/2008, -0/+11Maybe he died of some throat disease. :(
- wtfhacksDan, on 12/13/2008, -2/+13Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage is fake.
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -2/+12I am by myself and I feel embarrassed for some reason.
- remotehuman, on 12/13/2008, -0/+10TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
- Miamisun, on 12/13/2008, -1/+10But i have an elephant. Can i store that here?
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -0/+9The sad thing is they were not impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger, they are guidos, this is how they always talk.
- gquaglia, on 12/13/2008, -0/+9Yup, its near me. The place is huge!
- faster3200, on 12/13/2008, -0/+9Version 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym7h-pPB2is&fea ... - mrASSMAN, on 12/14/2008, -0/+9I sent him a message:
"How much space do you have available? I need to store my massive porn collection which has outgrown my current living quarters. I have several dedicated server stacks that supply my porn to my house network of computer monitors, but unfortunately there is a porn excess that has outstripped my capability of storing.
As my porn collection expands at an exponential rate, I need to utilize your big ass truck rental and storage before I can purchase more server racks. I will be sending my encrypted back up drives to your location and I expect that you will find a safe location for them. if you can provide decoys so that the police dogs will have difficulty finding my porn, I would be greatly appreciative and am willing to pay a premium for your due diligence.
Thank you and I hope to do business with you in the near future.
-Mr. ASSMAN" -
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