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- ZeroDarkness, on 03/02/2009, -31/+193I can't stand Sarah Silverman anyways, so I wouldn't miss her. I wish Mitch Hedberg were still alive, now he was one bad ass comedian. (my favorite).
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later"
"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'"
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever."
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say, man, can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why we gotta keep going in circles?" "You really like Tide." - Cheeselover, on 03/02/2009, -12/+118OK, bye.
- koldmilk, on 03/02/2009, -22/+122Meh...
- KungFooJesus, on 03/02/2009, -9/+108She's not as funny as she thinks she is. No big loss. Replace her with reruns of South Park and no one would notice.
- IAMMIGHTY, on 03/02/2009, -8/+83Sarah Silverman off the tv.. I guess the depression does have a good side.
- tidu, on 03/02/2009, -3/+78Dugg for totally irrelevant and gratuitous Mitch Hedberg
- schmitey, on 03/02/2009, -14/+72Well, in her defense she is ***** Matt Damon...
- shadoturtl, on 03/02/2009, -6/+59Dave Chappelle would like a word with you
- UselessTrivia, on 03/02/2009, -6/+58Signature series? I've never met anyone who likes that show.
- CJArgus, on 03/02/2009, -11/+56Sarah Silverman is jeopardizing the "The Sarah Silverman Program."
fixed - 01001001, on 03/02/2009, -7/+51I'd ***** her.
Don't really care for the show, however. - AmazingSteve, on 03/02/2009, -12/+55Good, maybe they can spend the money they'll save on finding someone who's actually funny.
- Dronez, on 03/02/2009, -5/+47I watched the show when it first came out. Nothing but stupid fecal matter jokes. Never watched it again.
- inactive, on 03/02/2009, -1/+41I am still not over it.
With so many l lousy comedians like Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia.......Why Mitch Hedberg???
WHY?????? - Stumble02, on 03/02/2009, -1/+34Too bad Mitch would never do a series:
"As a comedian, I always get into situations where I'm auditioning for movies and sitcoms, you know? As a comedian, they want you to do other things besides comedy. They say "alright you're a comedian, can you write? Write us a script. Act in this sitcom." They want me to do ***** that's related to comedy, but it's not comedy, man. It's not fair, you know? It's as though if I was a cook, and I worked my ass off to become a really good cook, and they said "alright you're a cook... can you farm?"
-The late and great Mitch Hedberg - twertyto, on 03/02/2009, -1/+33I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the Digg community doesn't like Sarah Silverman.
- ChristianBk, on 03/02/2009, -8/+37Because this "economic crisis" shouldn't effect how they shoot their crappy show. Riiiiiight...
- AboveandBeyond, on 03/02/2009, -12/+41She sucks anyway....she is the dane cook of female comedians.
- ort888, on 03/02/2009, -6/+32Fight the good fight Sarah! You should quit making TV shows forever and go into hiding! In fact, you should never make a public appearance ever again! I will support you all the way!
- dagnabbit, on 03/02/2009, -5/+28They should ditch Sarah Silverman and just run Mitch Hedburg's HBO special on repeat every night.
At least Demitri Martin is really funny, with a similar type of humor. - katana346, on 03/02/2009, -7/+30Good. That show is awful.
- twiztidsinz, on 03/02/2009, -3/+26Mitch Hedberg is always relevant.
- purkel, on 03/02/2009, -5/+27Sarah Silverman has become very annoying.
- magic6435, on 03/02/2009, -6/+27Absolute ***** that they are spending 1.1 million per episode and the problem is with all the media unions and networks purposely keeping production costs high in order to nudge out indie producers. Alex Lindsay and pixel corps could do it half the price with the same quality.
- Triple0, on 03/02/2009, -1/+21As long as they don't give Dane Cook a show or the time slot doesn't go to re-runs of Mind of Mencia, I don't care what happens to her show.
- GoKings, on 03/02/2009, -10/+30You know I don't believe in God, but every now and then something amazing like this happens that makes me question that...
- FriedTurkey, on 03/02/2009, -3/+22How much does it cost to tape Sarah Silverman saying the word vagina?
- ochimaru, on 03/02/2009, -2/+20And here I'd be happy just to have a show on-air!
I'm sure her budget is a lot more than her video-blog show would be. Maybe she should ask Tom Green how big his show's budget has been the past few years. - KungFooJesus, on 03/02/2009, -5/+23Good, that shoe is a falafel.
- PopcornDave, on 03/02/2009, -0/+16I think you're getting her sister confused with Sara Jessica Parker.
- petebot, on 03/02/2009, -1/+17...because he was addicted to heroin?
- JasonCox, on 03/02/2009, -5/+20Since when is that flaming pile of horse crap Comedy Central's 'signature series'? I can't stand that woman.
- inactive, on 03/02/2009, -8/+23Damn, they are getting 1.1 for a show that nobody even knows is still on the air... I can name at least 10 people, that I've worked with, that would make much better TV and would gladly do it for "only" 850k per episode.
- Turbojugend27, on 03/02/2009, -2/+16So not seeing this show because SS has never made me laugh ever, you are saying it is better than Jon Stewart or the Colbert Report?
- waspbr, on 03/02/2009, -7/+21My thoughts exactly... I have never thought the show was funny... I wish they would just write the whole thing off.
loud + obnoxious != funny - SOS84, on 03/02/2009, -10/+24Alright, if she is threatening to quit over a 20% cut, they should cut it by 40% to make sure the skank walks away.
- inactive, on 03/02/2009, -0/+13I'd ***** her sister. There, I said it.
- Bkaufman, on 03/02/2009, -2/+15On a bed...
- analogkid01, on 03/02/2009, -2/+15On the floor...
- inactive, on 03/02/2009, -5/+17Comedy Central just wanted an excuse to cut her budget. It doesn't matter how much money she has, she'll never be funny
- MattFromSeattle, on 03/02/2009, -2/+14On a towel by the door
- solid12345, on 03/02/2009, -2/+14I could make the same thing with a handycam and a few of my buddies and an icechest of beer.
- ejde, on 03/02/2009, -1/+13Do it, then. Sounds like you got good video production credentials.
- ZombieSociety, on 03/02/2009, -0/+11"They say the ingredients in 7-Up are lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home, there's more to it than that. 'Hey, Mitch, you want some more homemade 7-Up?' 'Not until you figure out WHAT THE ***** ELSE IS IN IT.'"
- crossmr, on 03/03/2009, -0/+11Because people would digg a ham sandwich?
http://www.evanzstox.com/whatscooking/wp-content/u ... - Jakeman21co, on 03/02/2009, -1/+12i think i might notice. i would be watching comedy central a lot more if they replaced all their crappy shows with SP reruns.
- soccerman90, on 03/02/2009, -3/+13and you believe sarah silverman goes to work in a limo because...?
- impei, on 03/02/2009, -1/+11in the car
- Frozo, on 03/02/2009, -5/+15Good riddance.
- sigmaman2, on 03/02/2009, -4/+14So? Comedy Central will just find a cheaper show to follow South Park with.
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