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- IAmTheGuy, on 02/09/2009, -10/+233The NAACP will revoke his "black" status once they see this.
- MrFettuccine, on 02/09/2009, -1/+157News anchors around the world should memorize this routine
- berserkiest, on 02/09/2009, -0/+140I worked at a news studio, I wish our anchors were half that fun staged or otherwise
- atomicwedgie, on 02/09/2009, -1/+100I don't care if it was staged.. unlike real news, it made me smile.
- bhuntsbarger, on 02/09/2009, -3/+96scotch, scotch, scotch, i love scotch...
- ruforealz, on 02/09/2009, -2/+73the sound effects put him over the edge
- inactive, on 02/09/2009, -1/+68Damn! That's the longest handshake I ever seen....and it belongs to this two cool news anchor(which is surprising!).
- digitronix, on 02/09/2009, -0/+48I'd like to see Wolf Blitzer do that.
- Cherbear84, on 02/09/2009, -0/+41I'm just glad to see that news anchors do in fact have a personality
- techguru2006, on 02/09/2009, -3/+44Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Rob. You're a member of the Channel Nine News Team.
Robert Jordan: That's a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Robert Jordan: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while. - Peko, on 02/09/2009, -1/+41That's what she said
- wjlaw100, on 02/09/2009, -0/+37I love WGN. Why would two people practice such a long routine! cause they love their jobs.
- malonie, on 02/09/2009, -1/+37I wonder how long they practice those moves
- inactive, on 02/09/2009, -9/+41I was hoping for some interracial action :(
- MaxBWeinberg, on 02/09/2009, -2/+33That's absolutely fantastic.
- scheibs14, on 02/09/2009, -2/+29A little context (from reddit 2 days ago)--
When this was first posted someone linked to the story behind it. Basically it started off with the one little move, and every once in awhile they'd tag on something new. The "3 Stooges" eye poke, etc. It became a ritual for these two because the first segment usually covers the most depressing stories-- fires, crimes, death.
So this is a way for them to "liven up" and remember the world they live in. Eventually, it just got more and more complicated until they started rehearsing it off-hours. It's apparently a ritual now.
Here is the interview:
HeadCandy — Is there a name for this?
Robert Jordan — We came up with the title “What Anchors Do During Commercials,” because people are always asking what the anchors do during commercials. We said yeah, this is what all anchors do.
HC — Until now, it’s only the crew that got the show.
Jordan — The camera crew from our weekend shows have for the most part been with us for years and years, and this has developed over 10 years. And they critique us – that wasn’t so good, you missed a move.
HC — What was the first move?
Jordan — It kind of started with the Three Stooges. Jackie used to always poke at me with the two fingers, like Moe, and I would always put my hand up to block her. And that was our move. And it took off from that.
HC — Where do the moves come from?
Jordan — Some have significance. One night there was a fly in the studio, buzzing around Jackie. I thought we’d gone to a clip and she was off camera. So I reached out and tried to grab it. Did it twice. And as it turned out she was on camera. When we went to commercial we laughed. And it became part of it. The shotgun comes from Dick Cheney, the fist bump comes from Barack and Michelle. During one late Cubs game, we came up with the baseball move.
HC — And you keep adding?
Jordan — Most of the moves I’ve come up with, she rejects. I’ll say, Let’s do this. She’ll say, ‘No.’ I’ll say OK, what about this? ‘That’s too stupid.’ Her favorite line is ‘You’re ruining my anchor credibility.’
HC — How far can you go?
Jordan — We’re already almost out of commercial time. The commercial break is 2 ½ minutes, and I think we’re up around 2:25. That gives us 5 seconds to get back and compose ourselves again.
HC — How do you keep a straight face?
Jordan — The first segment of the show is the death and destruction thing, the murders and the fires and the really horrid stories. You come out of that first segment and it’s pretty tense. That loosens us up a little bit. The rest of the show generally isn’t as intense as that first segment. Coming out of that, sometimes we’ll look at each other and whew, that was pretty rough. It breaks the tension and loosens us up for the rest of the program. - flammablewater, on 02/09/2009, -0/+26First person to post a video of them and a friend doing the whole thing flawlessly wins the Internet
- C0ntraRadical, on 02/09/2009, -7/+29You mean found a story on Reddit?
- LeviTheSmith, on 02/09/2009, -1/+23World Tetris Finals
- jasonlion54, on 02/09/2009, -0/+21So was he.
- bralynn, on 02/09/2009, -1/+21Tay Zonday works for WGN?
- ruforealz, on 02/09/2009, -1/+20that was mesmerizing
- CeruleanRed, on 02/09/2009, -1/+20Great Odin's Raven they're good!
- kdivad, on 02/09/2009, -1/+19You've got a dirty whorish mouth
You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public. - inactive, on 02/09/2009, -1/+17Well That's Fantastic!
- LR2_, on 02/09/2009, -0/+16I'm guessing they've been doing this for a while, starting slow and adding moves as they memorized the first ones.
- sirico, on 02/09/2009, -2/+173...2...1... "a bacon factory has burnt down"
- Dasliberdan, on 02/09/2009, -5/+19I enjoyed it for the first 30 seconds but two minutes......
- yogurtslinger, on 02/10/2009, -1/+14……………………..„--~~""”¯¯””~~-„
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- rblancarte, on 02/09/2009, -3/+15White-ness confirmed, you got no soul.
Or maybe he is truly undercover - LeviTheSmith, on 02/09/2009, -2/+14Weird Tourette's *****
- DforSpiD, on 02/10/2009, -0/+12I don't know what you're trying to say... DUGG
- flammablewater, on 02/09/2009, -0/+12you're just jealous because you could never memorize that entire routine
- LeviTheSmith, on 02/09/2009, -1/+13Wonderful Telletubbie Furnace
- shadeOfGrey, on 02/09/2009, -0/+11Don't be greedy.
- feliks2, on 02/09/2009, -1/+12Wankers Tread Fearfully
- nightsweat, on 02/09/2009, -0/+10there is, early on. It gets blocked.
- rjc309, on 02/09/2009, -0/+10"And in other news, it seems chocolate rain is causing some to stay dry, while others feel the pain. With more here's Ollie Williams"
- dronkmunk, on 02/09/2009, -0/+10Don't talk ***** about total!
- sneaker98, on 02/09/2009, -0/+9You gotta have fun while you work! Kudos to them.
- kgoule, on 02/09/2009, -12/+21clearly a viral video in disguise... but still pretty funny...
- magic6435, on 02/09/2009, -0/+9Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
- analogkid01, on 02/09/2009, -0/+9AUDREY!!!
- Shreder1, on 02/09/2009, -1/+9Will This Falter?
- TheKorn2, on 02/09/2009, -2/+10Because both of them have been on the air with each other for a long time, and like an old married couple have *nothing* to say to each other at this point.
- LeviTheSmith, on 02/09/2009, -1/+9Wank The Fish
- cawpin, on 02/10/2009, -0/+7This isn't the best you'll see. We got satellite television when I was about 8. It was the big dish that you moved between satellites. Whenever a news station from another city was on and they went to commercial our feed stayed on because they just played local commercials over whatever station they were on. You won't see a better freak out than a news person who thinks they're off camera. It was quite awesome.
- LeviTheSmith, on 02/09/2009, -3/+10WTF
- garywoo, on 02/09/2009, -2/+9That was oddly uncomfortable to watch.
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