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- kalleanka, on 06/17/2008, -23/+637"Cosmopolitan Teaches Girls How to Break DRM & Pirate Music"
Wait, I missed the part where they teach the girls to break the DRM... - MiamiRox, on 06/16/2008, -7/+543There's only one problem with this idea- My friends have ***** taste in music.
- wickensworth, on 06/17/2008, -7/+352They should have scanned the next page, it's about how you can make as much as $20 with a quick handjob
- cerealjynx, on 06/17/2008, -2/+286I'm fine with more female pirates.
- Twan2649, on 06/17/2008, -140/+419Girls have no taste in music.
- xmizzbojanglesx, on 06/17/2008, -5/+242As if my fabulous life couldn't get more FABULOUS!
- ghee, on 06/17/2008, -42/+242Well, I guess listening to music in the kitchen is permissible.
- PHiZ187, on 06/17/2008, -2/+198Wow, they really do have a feature on handjobs...
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/questi ... - lukas88, on 06/17/2008, -29/+188I'm thinking you don't know any girls
- freqk, on 06/17/2008, -4/+127Well, technically, if the music is DRM encoded, burning it will remove the DRM, so I guess that's what he meant.
It's sill a stretch though. Then again, unless your mrbabyman, getting an article to front page is tough. This is fine in my book. - freqk, on 06/17/2008, -13/+133***** THE RIAA
obligatory, sorry. - xtinamo, on 06/17/2008, -5/+104Ladies: Quick Tips!
1. No need to worry, you don't even have to watch.
2. Talking about your latest sleepover will make it end faster!
3. Make sure you switch arms to get an even work out. - Coy0te, on 06/17/2008, -3/+96Your GF just gave me an awesome handjob, thanks.
- FatherG, on 06/17/2008, -5/+97...until you stick it on your mp3 player and wonder who "unknown artist - track 5" is. Next time burn a data mp3 cd Cosmo.
- 69sofine, on 06/17/2008, -0/+87Shameless money-saving trick #2: flirt with guys at a bar so they'll buy you drinks even though you have a boyfriend.
- ConfusedCartman, on 06/17/2008, -1/+81Take a guess at how she got the eyepatch.
- humperdeath, on 06/17/2008, -0/+78AHRRRRR!
- DforSpiD, on 06/17/2008, -0/+77I just emailed that link to my girlfriend... I'll either get a slap or a great handjob when I get home
Edit: Just realised... I'm glad no one around the office saw that link on my screen (How do I give my guy a hand job?) - thepretext, on 06/17/2008, -2/+69Burning an MP3 CD of iTunes music breaks DRM. Or at least it used to.
- bweltondav, on 06/17/2008, -20/+85I'm going to have to agree here. I know a couple of girls who have a really decent ear for good music, but the overwhelming majority--at least at the college I go to--have the absolute ***** taste in music I think I've ever heard. I don't typically come across as sounding this sexist, but I genuinely believe there is a gene somewhere in the female body that, while allowing every other cognitive faculty to mature at a normal rate, locks down the music lobe at age twelve or thirteen.
- xanadu2113, on 06/17/2008, -5/+67dugg for the exaggerated title
- SitPoMk, on 06/17/2008, -5/+65But I bet that will backfire when the newly educated girls learn that music isn't the only thing that can be pirated.
Cosmopolitan magazines for example... - dman24752, on 06/17/2008, -7/+60I missed the part where they teach the girls how to make me a sammich.
- lemur, on 06/17/2008, -1/+49In my opinion it isn't just girls. Most people I meet have absolutely no mind for music.
- xtinamo, on 06/17/2008, -3/+51Maybe you just have dumb friends.
- Puppetfunk, on 06/17/2008, -0/+47Yarrrgh We be Needin' More Wenches.
- FatBird19, on 06/17/2008, -2/+49"Live Big Right Now Advice"
"You You You"
"Your Fabulous Life"
Female self-absorption doesn't stop at Sex and the City. Cosmo buried. - asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -2/+49Cosmopolitan: For the U.S. woman that knows nothing about the real world and we're not about to teach them.
- mriegger, on 06/17/2008, -0/+45Thats not Cosmo. You can tell because the word SEX isn't printed anywhere on the page in big bold letters.
- luvkit, on 06/17/2008, -2/+47Bypass, he meant, bypass.
- handheldchimp, on 06/17/2008, -0/+43Wow.
- Mac_Dre, on 06/17/2008, -33/+76HA yea right!!! I wouldn't let my girl near anything more high tech then a washing machine. You think a cd burner cant burn down a house? Let a girl try it. jesus. next theyll be trying to teach these dinner machines how to drive.
- thepretext, on 06/17/2008, -3/+43I smell a lawsuit.
- maximumsteve1, on 06/17/2008, -4/+44wait you're friends have ***** music? well you're in luck, "shameless money saving trick #2: piratebay.org is going to be featured in next months cosmo!
- gannondork, on 06/17/2008, -0/+40Ahh Cosmo readers, join us and rejoice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU - celotil, on 06/17/2008, -0/+38Something gets played on the radio ... it gets played over and over and over ... you hear that damn song every day, at least once, sometimes twice ... eventually someone says, "Hey, that's a catchy tune." and you know that a small part of that person's mind has been dissolved away by the infernal song; they've become convinced that because the song plays so often, it's a good song.
If you were to explain that the song was played so often because the studio was paid, not because the song is popular and its place on the Top 40 is bogus, they'd probably respond with something like, "That can't be right, they wouldn't be allowed to do that."
So they enjoy the song because they've heard it so much it's stuck in their head and they're utterly convinced that because they hear it all the time it must be a good song, and they'd be crazy not to like a good song, and, like Pavlov's dog, they sing along automatically when it comes on the radio, and I go a little more crazy listening to `tards singing off-key karaoke in the workplace. - handheldchimp, on 06/17/2008, -5/+41The most informative part about the article is where they tell you how to break the DRM.
- TyrannousDotNet, on 06/17/2008, -6/+411up
- Flashypoo, on 06/17/2008, -15/+49More kitchen, less computer.
- asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -0/+34That's not a lawsuit, that's 8 different combined Cosmopolitan magazine purfume peel & sniff scents.
- yaddayaddayoda, on 06/17/2008, -0/+34What is this "C...D..." you speak of, sir?
- Trax91, on 06/17/2008, -0/+33You take the booty for this one.
- DefaultGen, on 06/17/2008, -4/+37Girls who read Cosmopolitan don't know what DRM is. Problem solved.
- nebkiwi, on 06/17/2008, -3/+35seconded
- inactive, on 06/17/2008, -10/+42I'd like to pirate me some snatch.
- inactive, on 06/17/2008, -2/+33People still use that?
- zdiddy85, on 06/17/2008, -1/+31Oh they did, and they won't say a word about it. They'll just talk about you behind your back.
- gannondork, on 06/17/2008, -4/+32Shameless money-saving trick #3, after you get good and sloshed get the guy to do anal, you save money on condoms.
- Blandyman, on 06/17/2008, -7/+34I found respect for this magazine when I first found out it was teaching handjobs. My girlfriend's an avid reader.
- RobotBuddha, on 06/17/2008, -0/+26I'm betting the kind of person who's never tried right clicking in itunes before is not too likely to be scanning and creating pdfs of periodicals.
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