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The Church of Google. What If ?

seopedia.org — A few words about a mythical Church of Google based on content written by the guys at thechurchofgoogle.org. I also made a nice graphic of Google's Church. Maybe some of you get the picture's idea. This story ONLY for people who love Google.

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  • WillSpencer, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4Google is a cult. I'm sure we would see some wild expose books about Google from former cult members were it not for NDA's and threats of lawsuits.
    • Veamon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+68I imagine "soul searching" would be very quick.
    • mrtrick, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Ok, had to digg that.... that was funny
    • kensavage, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Google is the del.icio.us meat on the ass of a big fat pig.
    • themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'm sure it would be better than that ***** "Church of scientology"
    • nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2but google can't rival the venerable church of emacs and the cult of vi, so who cares?

      ZZ
  • CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Will, I almost published a book about Google. I still want to do it. I just have to finish it. I have the publisher who's busting my ass to do it for so long. I just didn't had time.

    I think that people who are "into" the search industry, will always aenjoy anything related to their work. Especially Google, which is indeed forming a cult. :P
    • chrismcelligott, on 10/12/2007, -6/+14I just didn't had time....

      Or Grammar.
    • ElRayQuieres, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11@chris

      kill him! he had a typo!

      /sarcasm
  • HawaiiSEO, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Matt Cutts is a God! LOL
  • myamar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8One problem: you wrote to much about "using Google". You can not use a God, mortal one!
    You can humbly ask Google for an answer to your query :)
  • bs3arch, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5If Google is God, then who is Satan, or the Anti-Elvis?
    • jferrari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I think we all know the answer to that.
    • eskay, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Isn't it a toss-up between Microsoft and Yahoo?
    • rax262, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Micheal J Fox? Joan Rivers?

      Mmmm.... blasphemous.
  • ollj, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3I beg to differ that google is based on logic programm code, unlike any church.
    The article is using many verbal fallacies, double word meanings, for fum.
    1. I use alltheweb whenever I want to find a highres image.
    2. adblock
    3. sadly a valid point, too bad its based on nonsense and protected by free speech (for now).
    4. Thats wikipedia, not google.
    5. not responding to racial statements.
    6. I actually use google like an urban dictionary for "popular spelling".
    7. totally missing it
    8. citation needed
    9.+ 10 (+ 7) "french military victories" "miserable failure" etc.
  • jriley101, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2The guy who came up with this idea is insane and need some real help in seeking a mental addiction facility.
  • jferrari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Google is bigger than god, islam, christianity, jesus combined here is the proof...

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=google%2C+god%2C+allah%2C+islam%2C+chrisianity%2C+buddha%2C+jesus%2C+judaism&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all
    • CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2LOL Jim.. You're so right :)

      People love Google.
  • sionix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1And no one would ever know if i was actually singing.
  • CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Jim, I updated the article to show your Google trends URL too. That's HILARIOUS.

    Thank you for the tip.
  • gamesector, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3After having read some of the articles, I think it actually makes more sense to me than traditional religion, haha.
  • tdskate, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Ok, this is lame, lame as *****.
  • eradicator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6You never have to confess. Google automatically collects your personal sins.
  • T0PS3O, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Bit of a poxy little hideaway for a multi-billion dollar church-going gang. I was expecting something a little more like the Vatican, Segrada Familia or Westminster Abbey. Does it look like the Googleplex inside?
  • nukethewhales, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Where's the "Don't Be Evil" commandment?

    Where's the "Thou Shalt Not Let Evil Governments Control Your Search Engine" commandment?
  • BillGar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Amen! Can I get a witness?
  • DocFunBags, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1G(od)Mail - they seem to know all your lil secrets. "Do No Evil"
  • CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Guys, Nukethewhales, BillGar and Doc fun, you just made me ROTFLMAO..

    Very funny guys. Really.
  • bits&bytes, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"I know you always wondered, is there a Google afterlife? Well, my son, by uploading our thoughts and opinions onto the Internet, we live on in Google’s cache even after our death."
  • rkenward, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I don't know... then yahoo would have to get one... And if Yahoo and Google are doing it then Microsoft will rip it off, then Linux geeks will make an open source version of it that isn't as pretty but functions the same... I'd rather we not venture down this path.
  • wargod18, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1and the Lord said do unto others as you would do to google.
    and there was peace in the world.

    that was the first thing i thought about when i heard google church. the guy from monty python and the holy grail saying that.
  • marklj, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Was going to digg this, then I explored the website deeper and found that they have some pretty rottin stuff to say about Christianity.
    Making fun of something is one thing, but kicking other beliefs in the nards is just uncool.
  • JohnScott, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2>>some pretty rottin stuff to say about Christianity

    Really? link me. That ain't cool at all, if true.
  • shadowsurfr1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"Thou shalt not use Google as a verb."

    Damn why can't I do that? I think I'm going to Google the answer to that one....
  • EbenieRosa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Can't "fIND" gOD? Let Google help! :0
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