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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+69I imagine "soul searching" would be very quick.
- ElRayQuieres, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11@chris
kill him! he had a typo!
/sarcasm - myamar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8One problem: you wrote to much about "using Google". You can not use a God, mortal one!
You can humbly ask Google for an answer to your query :) - chrismcelligott, on 10/12/2007, -6/+14I just didn't had time....
Or Grammar. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Google is bigger than god, islam, christianity, jesus combined here is the proof...
http://www.google.com/trends?q=google%2C+god%2C+allah%2C+islam%2C+chrisianity%2C+buddha%2C+jesus%2C+judaism&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all - eradicator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6You never have to confess. Google automatically collects your personal sins.
- themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'm sure it would be better than that ***** "Church of scientology"
- mrtrick, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Ok, had to digg that.... that was funny
- EbenieRosa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Can't "fIND" gOD? Let Google help! :0
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I think we all know the answer to that.
- JohnScott, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2>>some pretty rottin stuff to say about Christianity
Really? link me. That ain't cool at all, if true. - rax262, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Micheal J Fox? Joan Rivers?
Mmmm.... blasphemous. - HawaiiSEO, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Matt Cutts is a God! LOL
- gamesector, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3After having read some of the articles, I think it actually makes more sense to me than traditional religion, haha.
- bs3arch, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4If Google is God, then who is Satan, or the Anti-Elvis?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"I know you always wondered, is there a Google afterlife? Well, my son, by uploading our thoughts and opinions onto the Internet, we live on in Google’s cache even after our death."
- shadowsurfr1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"Thou shalt not use Google as a verb."
Damn why can't I do that? I think I'm going to Google the answer to that one.... - vdxc, on 09/29/2008, -1/+3...and Google calculator knows the ultimate answer, the answer to life, the universe and eveything
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=the+answer+to+life%2C+the+universe+and+everything - nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2but google can't rival the venerable church of emacs and the cult of vi, so who cares?
ZZ - eskay, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Isn't it a toss-up between Microsoft and Yahoo?
- rkenward, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I don't know... then yahoo would have to get one... And if Yahoo and Google are doing it then Microsoft will rip it off, then Linux geeks will make an open source version of it that isn't as pretty but functions the same... I'd rather we not venture down this path.
- nukethewhales, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Where's the "Don't Be Evil" commandment?
Where's the "Thou Shalt Not Let Evil Governments Control Your Search Engine" commandment? - CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2LOL Jim.. You're so right :)
People love Google. - wargod18, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1and the Lord said do unto others as you would do to google.
and there was peace in the world.
that was the first thing i thought about when i heard google church. the guy from monty python and the holy grail saying that. - T0PS3O, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Bit of a poxy little hideaway for a multi-billion dollar church-going gang. I was expecting something a little more like the Vatican, Segrada Familia or Westminster Abbey. Does it look like the Googleplex inside?
- CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Jim, I updated the article to show your Google trends URL too. That's HILARIOUS.
Thank you for the tip. - BillGar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Amen! Can I get a witness?
- sionix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1And no one would ever know if i was actually singing.
- tdowling, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2And Wikipedia is the Voice of God...
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22what+is+the+meaning+of+life%3F%22 - marklj, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Was going to digg this, then I explored the website deeper and found that they have some pretty rottin stuff to say about Christianity.
Making fun of something is one thing, but kicking other beliefs in the nards is just uncool. - CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Guys, Nukethewhales, BillGar and Doc fun, you just made me ROTFLMAO..
Very funny guys. Really. - ollj, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3I beg to differ that google is based on logic programm code, unlike any church.
The article is using many verbal fallacies, double word meanings, for fum.
1. I use alltheweb whenever I want to find a highres image.
2. adblock
3. sadly a valid point, too bad its based on nonsense and protected by free speech (for now).
4. Thats wikipedia, not google.
5. not responding to racial statements.
6. I actually use google like an urban dictionary for "popular spelling".
7. totally missing it
8. citation needed
9.+ 10 (+ 7) "french military victories" "miserable failure" etc.
- DocFunBags, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1G(od)Mail - they seem to know all your lil secrets. "Do No Evil"
- WillSpencer, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4Google is a cult. I'm sure we would see some wild expose books about Google from former cult members were it not for NDA's and threats of lawsuits.
- tdskate, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Ok, this is lame, lame as *****.
- CristianMezei, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Will, I almost published a book about Google. I still want to do it. I just have to finish it. I have the publisher who's busting my ass to do it for so long. I just didn't had time.
I think that people who are "into" the search industry, will always aenjoy anything related to their work. Especially Google, which is indeed forming a cult. :P - kensavage, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Google is the del.icio.us meat on the ass of a big fat pig.
- jriley101, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2The guy who came up with this idea is insane and need some real help in seeking a mental addiction facility.


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