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- richmessenger, on 11/03/2007, -3/+46When I clicked the link and realized I was on Cracked.com.
- pjs1840, on 10/31/2007, -0/+38Wow, Cracked's new layout looks like *****.
- kevyn, on 11/02/2007, -0/+36I was wondering who would not get the joke first... even with number 8
"8. To encourage collaboration, the hallways at Google are lined with whiteboards where employees can jot down ideas. To encourage active collaboration, these whiteboards are dusted with cocaine."
you still didn't guess this was a joke? - AuburnTigers, on 11/01/2007, -1/+29How long did it take you to realize it's a joke? I got to number 4.
- ZaNkY, on 11/01/2007, -3/+30there is no source. It's meant as humor with a few known facts/rumors thrown in for good measure.
- treelovinhippie, on 11/01/2007, -3/+242. For recent computer science grads accepting an engineering position with Google, a popular social event is Google's "New Employee Orientation and Arranged Virginity-Loss Night."
http://hookers.google.com
? :D - xposiactionx, on 10/31/2007, -4/+23Bummed. Thought this would atleast make me chuckle... but no. Not funny.
- inactive, on 11/02/2007, -0/+16I'm glad I'm not the only one who clicked on that link expecting *something.* *shakes head*
- jon30041, on 11/02/2007, -0/+15They keep Atlantis off the maps, too. Can't forget that one.
- decapitron, on 11/02/2007, -5/+20http://kab0b0.blogspot.com/2007/10/top-ten-reasons ...
Am I the only one sick of CRACKED releasing a dumb-as-hell top X list and it immediately getting dugg by hundreds/thousands?
DURR google does stuff like the Internet. - KokomoNYC, on 11/01/2007, -2/+16I hear they also make Steve Guttenberg a star.
- Dunadan, on 10/31/2007, -1/+13haven't such lame grammar in a while.
- inigomntoya, on 10/31/2007, -0/+10Hmm. Your link must be dead. Mirror anyone?
- SamKellett, on 10/30/2007, -0/+10Come April the 1st and we'll see...
- nphase, on 11/02/2007, -0/+10Damn, I'd like a "Crushing Sense of Incompleteness Leave."
- krets, on 10/30/2007, -1/+11Really? You don't think Google matches $401,000 for every dollar you put into your 401K?
- happytedium, on 11/02/2007, -2/+11â€"
Totally. - AuburnTigers, on 11/01/2007, -2/+10... and they hold back the electric car.
- goeatsmsht, on 11/02/2007, -4/+10Or, "25 reasons your job sucks"
- Firehed, on 11/02/2007, -0/+6I'd never come into work if they allowed that.
/sadness - inactive, on 10/30/2007, -0/+5Do you really think that by putting your response to this article in caps is going to make people want to read it?
- Pxtl, on 10/31/2007, -2/+7Google engineers are given "20 percent time" in which they are free to pursue their own personal projects. This incentive has produced such efforts as Gmail, Google News, and 20% more employee masturbation.
Funny. The rest, not so much. - ZPWeeks, on 11/03/2007, -0/+5Ever hear of verbs?
- ZPWeeks, on 10/30/2007, -0/+4Your spam/paranoia buried. One guy who runs a conspiracies website that doesn't link to real sources isn't enough for me.
- loneBoat, on 10/30/2007, -2/+6Someone looked it up on google.
- ImOscar, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4I didn't realize I was at Cracked.com. It took me til #5, although I thought "WTF, really?" to #4.
- brundlefly76, on 10/31/2007, -3/+7"For recent computer science grads accepting an engineering position with Google, a popular social event is Google's "New Employee Orientation and Arranged Virginity-Loss Night.""
Probably the last event I would want to attend is 30 Bangladeshi men on HB-1 Visas losing their virginity to each other. - gglynn07, on 10/30/2007, -0/+4They didn't release a dumb-as-hell top X list, it was a dumb-as-hell top XXV list...
- spyrochaete, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3If you have morals I don't think the Chinese dissident-quashing Yahoo is the company for you.
- angrycat, on 10/31/2007, -2/+5They don't allow cats?! I morally cannot support a company that doesn't condone kitties, looks like I'm back to using Yahoo now.
- GuitaristTom, on 11/01/2007, -0/+3no... its not
- Matteos, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3Don't they control the British crown?
And keep the metric system down? - Scaryclouds, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3Thank you Sherlock
- Zippo, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3I heard they also rob cavefish of their sight and rig every Oscar night.
- inigomntoya, on 10/31/2007, -1/+3Took you that long, eh?
- Firehed, on 10/30/2007, -0/+2Reading the URL of _this_ page and knowing that it can't be too secret if this was the fourth time it's been posted.
- asura, on 10/31/2007, -1/+3Xeni Jardin is Buzz Aldrin's co-pilot?
- raynar, on 10/31/2007, -2/+4god i hate digg now...
- dboy3587, on 10/30/2007, -1/+3cause Digg competitive search engine
- sacherjj, on 10/30/2007, -0/+2Do you REALLY want to see that?
- dertykevin, on 10/30/2007, -2/+4Pretty weak satire imo. I would have liked to seen a list of the real peaks...
- GuitaristTom, on 10/31/2007, -1/+3Seriously... this isn't funny at all... I guess u just have to put the word Google in your title and you get 1000 diggs and the front page
- digirat, on 10/31/2007, -0/+2I didn't realize it was a joke until I got to the cocaine-dusted whiteboards
>:( - pengas, on 10/30/2007, -0/+2"...To encourage active collaboration, these whiteboards are dusted with cocaine..."..
Really??? - MightyMan908, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1#5 made my go wtf and #6 confirmed it for me it was fake.
- Scaryclouds, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1That one just might be true...
- decker12, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1Buried for being misleading, not "tech news", and not really that funny.
- JustMatt, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1does anyone else ever feel guilty digging stories with 1337 diggs? ah well... 1338 it is.
- LBobRife, on 10/30/2007, -1/+2Does this remind anybody of Chuck Norris jokes? They're the same type of humor, just with a different subject.
- goeatsmsht, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1So sorry BobTurtle,
I'll make sure to use the /sarcasm tag for people like you who don't know humor. -
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