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- aussieNickuss, on 11/22/2007, -2/+260I run Firefox in my head. Even on meditation mode, I still have to periodically end the process to avoid an overload.
- mokayogi, on 11/22/2007, -2/+147Turn off your screensaver and make sure that your mouse is moving, so you don't fall into sleep mode.
- kmlixey87, on 11/22/2007, -6/+123::raises hand::
... should i turn on private browsing, or is it not that kind of "meditation"? - hehdot, on 11/22/2007, -8/+118Wow. 2 hot women and a black guy. Could they have chosen any more unlikely geeks?
- jkbowman, on 11/22/2007, -4/+77Don't forget to say DOM
okay, that was waaaay too corny - Stettenbauer, on 11/22/2007, -1/+73Wish it was that easy.
- Idgit, on 11/22/2007, -2/+71At least link to the original site:
http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/1 ... - rjam710, on 11/22/2007, -0/+60Yeah, my mind needs a pop-up blocker.
- Clark3934, on 11/22/2007, -1/+57"Now navigate to about:blank"
"Think about your 127.0.0.1; a safe place where no one can hurt you." - Littleedgitt, on 11/22/2007, -1/+29did anyone else notice that they all had glasses on?
- getoffmybridge, on 05/05/2009, -1/+26I like to meditate by watching a dvd burn or one of my drives defrag with Diskeeper.
- BearinG, on 11/22/2007, -1/+18Mine ends by itself..
- SilverBack101, on 11/22/2007, -1/+17If you get an Error Page you're screwed.
- Azimuth1, on 11/22/2007, -1/+16I'm running Ubraintu.
- lensman00, on 11/22/2007, -1/+16Become aware of the fan moving air through your computer...
- estacado, on 11/22/2007, -3/+17Those pop ups are disturbing my concentration. I bet I can find a naked pics of the chick beside if I can only get her name.
- Snaggy, on 11/22/2007, -1/+15Thanks for the link Idgit!
Yep, please link to the original source when you digg something, (the html page), that way the creators of the content can benefit from the digg traffic. - dallyp, on 11/22/2007, -1/+13Well aren't you a party pooper!
- centran, on 11/22/2007, -1/+13It's the start of a geek porno movie!
- wordglue, on 11/22/2007, -1/+13why? because black people don't know how to sit cross-legged? you racist
- twitchyneko, on 11/23/2007, -0/+11Liver is the firewall.
- SteelFrog, on 11/22/2007, -0/+11Mine runs fine for 8 hours a day without closing itself or consuming much of my short-term memory. Your brain must need an upgrade. =D
- hehdot, on 11/22/2007, -2/+13There's porn on the internet?!
- steelmaverick, on 11/22/2007, -1/+11Wait wait wait.....the CPU is the heart? NO! If anything, the CPU is the frontal lobe, the heart is more like the power supply.
- Zippo, on 11/23/2007, -0/+10I can has enlightenment now?
- inactive, on 11/22/2007, -0/+9The power supply is the digestive system.
- s0medantastic, on 11/22/2007, -1/+8yes! and since when did wearing glasses automatically make you a geek?
- Damian91, on 11/22/2007, -0/+7Holy ***** :O
- pu-z, on 11/22/2007, -0/+7Nice way of not linking to the Joy of Tech webpage and giving them the ad traffic they deserve for the comic, douchebag.
- mokayogi, on 11/22/2007, -2/+9I can tell you're not getting laid anytime soon.
- inactive, on 11/23/2007, -0/+7Wow, 1700 diggs and not one mention of the Amiga.
http://haftbar.de/wp-content/guru-meditation_error ... - inactive, on 11/23/2007, -2/+8My mind must be using windows, because i just crashed.
And for some reason im getting no compatibility with my arms and legs... - shealer, on 11/22/2007, -1/+7The sad thing about that is, is that it actually makes sense to me.
- inactive, on 11/22/2007, -5/+11Ah crap, I actually use computer imagery like this to meditate...
I just see my brain like a computer. Short term memory is the Ram, long term is the HDD. The CPU is my heart and the network is social interaction... Programs constitute my personnality.
If I free up my ram and clean up my hardrive, I just run smoother. By protecting my CPU from impurities, I lead a healthier life. And of course, the more I learn, the more programs are added. The network also needs to be managed so I don't get "hacked" by outside influences. - JrGhoull, on 11/22/2007, -2/+8I'm betting i am not the only one who felt a little calmer after reading that...
- AussieFox, on 11/23/2007, -1/+7Why is he getting dugg down?
I was a good joke. - azntiger1000, on 11/22/2007, -0/+6This is more like how to delete the pron history off of your computer.
- digitalarcanum, on 11/22/2007, -0/+5 make sure your spinning beach balls of death are in sync for all you users running mac OSX: nervous system edition.
- inactive, on 11/22/2007, -2/+7What did you do to help the Iraqi people?
- guyinjapan, on 11/22/2007, -1/+6Heh... funny thing is, just reading that calmed me down almost instantly.
- logload, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5According to my spanish workbook, wearing glasses makes you smart!
- BlueSkyfish, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5You can tell they're geeks because they're all wearing glasses, duh.
- bigd063, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5cocaine = overclock
- flangepiece, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5I can has karma?
- Bullore, on 11/23/2007, -1/+6---JOKE--->
Ellecon - AvidPreatorian, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4i wonder what the 10,00,000 visitor gets
- digmark, on 11/23/2007, -1/+5Wires are the digestive track.
- MadEnvoy, on 11/23/2007, -1/+5Viagra
- AsSubtleAsABrik, on 11/22/2007, -4/+8This is a little too geeky, even for me.
- mancat, on 11/23/2007, -0/+4They're not geeks. They're IT managers.
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