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- rlanctot, on 10/12/2007, -2/+78Oo. Seems like the Kung-fu master has mastered a new way to get people to touch his balls for free.
- IcanFLY, on 10/12/2007, -3/+73That comment is more disturbing than the article.
- knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25you didn't HAVE to watch.
- Polymira, on 10/12/2007, -5/+29A friend of mine can do it, but only with one .... it's errie as all hell... i had to watch
- sundancekid503, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25I'm betting that guy doesn't even have balls.
- mongrel, on 10/12/2007, -9/+31I don't care if I get dugg down for it, I've got to give you a formal LOL for that
- saisumimen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22"i had to watch"
did he make you touch them too? ;p - BloodJunkie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Quick! Suck 'em out, young student!
- knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20that sick ***** had such a big grin on his face...
- Railer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16"So no one can grab your balls in fighting, because that hurts, that really hurts"
these are by far the most honest words ever spoken on the Internet. - CharlesDarwin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15What if they got stuck? Would you tell people that you tried something really, really stupid, or would you just say they haven't dropped yet?
- datagod, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Just watching it made mine crawl up inside me and die....
- boredzo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11It's preemptive. You do it BEFORE going into battle.
- BobCat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Here's how that works, if you care to learn something useful
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremaster_muscle
but once the testes are "sucked in" so to speak, you can still kick them with the toes, which the reporter did not do. If they are in the inguinal canal, there is only soft tissue in the way. - Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Sorry, grabbing a karate master's nuts just seems like a bad idea, sucked up or not.
- hello2usir, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Because he comes here looking for tech news, not testicle news.
- digitaloxygen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10This is actually from a BBC series called "Mind, Body, and Kick Ass Moves" Great series, 10 episodes in all I think, the host travels all around the world visiting with martial arts masters etc. In the first episode there is a guy that pulls a truck that is tied to his testicales!!!! even more amazing that this groin kicking! Lost of other great stuff too!
- TheQwe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6anyone else wondering how he actually does it?
- signal15, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Actually, it was not invented by man. It was invented by woman, and she just puts them in her purse. The technique is accompished by repeating the phrase "yes honey" over and over in your head.
- treelovinhippie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I would pay to see master samurai and kung fu ninjas kicking each other in the balls during a fight... LOL!
... no I'm not into that lol, just seems weird that they would actually have people who kick them in the balls (or grabbing them) during a fight. - Ollin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7We need more strange/humorous stuff on digg :D
- allthewhile, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I have a feeling there are thousands of males all over diggdom attempting to do this strange trick.
- WeThePeople, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Theres only one way I like to see mine disappear, and it's way more fun, not without it's own risks mind you;D
May I suggest a protective cup, it protects the whole package. It's a 3 piece set people, all parts are worth protecting.
I sure hope people don't try this, I can see it now, well you see doc, I was watching this Kung-Fu master on the Internet and thought now thats cool.....and now there gone! - anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Are you sure you want to see the balls (or no balls, rather) of an old wrinkly Kung-Fu master?
- WeThePeople, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Maybe Digg needs to add categories like an odd or bizarre news section, seeing that a Digg about people growing fibers out of their skin, and a guy who's fart started a flash fire while in surgery and now this are all getting dugg, they need a special section all to itself, same with politics.
But I don't think it's a problem, and I don't mind it, just a fact that Digg is growing fast and needs to expand outside tech. - kysle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Balls do not drop. Stop perpetuating that myth!
EDIT: Or at least not at puberty like they say (I think it happens at birth). - theonlybigboss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3wow dude, i know someone that can claim to do that, but i didn't say "What, no way! let me see"
you sir are twisted, you win the Internet for the day. - CubiX, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Wow :D
Balls do have a sort of protecting mechanism, they can retract inside the body if endangered. It also happens to some guys while they ... ;) But it's first I heard of anyone being able to do it at will. - Mac2492, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3So true! Lots of people on Digg have good humor. It works well with these things.
- kysle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3What do you mean all right? What if he is gay?
- somunny, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4His balls may be safe and sound but last time I checked, getting kicked in the schlong was no picnic.
- Silby, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5this is the best technique ever invented by man
- tjl2015, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"A technique used by samurais before battles." Sounds like bullocks to me. Samurai routinely went in to battle armored. Any society capable of making a samurai sword would also be skilled in making any armor. What? In the thousand year history of the samurai no armorer thought of a crotch plate? Seems a small piece of iron could be a hell of a lot more effective than this technique, without the need to risk burning your balls off. I think this guy just discovered a neat trick and pulled the historical description right out of his ass...
- Technopundit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Did the Kung Fu guy kick the reporter back?
- brooksp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"BBC reporter" ?? That's Chris Crudelli. It's not a news show, it's actually a pretty neat documentary-style series that explores mystical martial arts phenomena by the name of "Mind, Body, and Kickass Moves."
This isn't even a shade as wierd as some of the stuff they have covered in the past. - edto, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5I think the time it takes for you to make your blals move in yoru body its already too late.
- trunkster, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Polymira might be a girl, where in that case it would be alright.. actually this whole sucking up your balls into your body thing is really disturbing.
- dirtyfratboy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5And I thought laying on nails and having concrete blocks broken on top of you was superhuman...
- BassJunkie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2So lets see after all these comments and most are jokes? It's an article about a guy sucking his nuts up inside his body for christ sake!! Asides from the "well done, wish i could do that" type comment there are only many jokes to be made!
I agree with Ka05, just filter all comments with less then 10 diggs and miss some of the good jokes! - reverb, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5The Farkification of Digg continues...
- sanza, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Words fail me.... (But I know a few women who can make those things disappear also)
- ka05, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2You can set it to only show comments with +10 diggs or higher.
I'm sure that might filter out some of the crap :) - bariswheel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+580 comments, 90% are dumbass one liner comments. I don't mean to complain, but if you don't have anything smart to say, please shut the ***** up. Sure I laugh at a few smart/funny comments, but jesus christ shouldn't there be some sort of minimum text one has to write, perhaps a paragraph or so? Perhaps I should pursue a firefox extension that filters any comment not dugg at least 20 times to not show up on my screen. Perhaps it's a lost cause.
Mind over matter is what this video aims to show. The eastern philosophy has been brewing this kind of philosophy for thousands of years and as soon as it gets dugg all we can do is crack jokes about it.
Negative diggs let's see em... - timdorr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It's the Inverse Steven Colbert move!
- retral, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Wow, I think I heard about this before but it's still disturbing
- trunkster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2There is nothing wrong with the touch campaign by Nintendo..
Alright in America they do but in Japan they have the right idea!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86VfHum-4Vo&search=nintendo%20ds%20japan - jonbeckett73, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Okay... they didn't show if they guy has no balls anyway. They didn't keep the camera running either. Who wants to bet the guy was rolling around on the ground a few seconds later :)
- Osjpr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1You contradicted yourself. You laughed at some chosen comments that are of your preferred humour type. Only a dumbass would try to dictate to the rest of the posters what is or isn't funny.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This thumbs up/thumbs down, negative/positive aspect of Digg comments is a little too basic. We need:
:D and : | (laughing mod up and straightfaced mod down) as well,
and then the ability to seperate the funny from the insightful comments so that bariswheel (aka El Stiff-o) doesn't have to spend his/her time power reading through every one of our witty comments.
Very seriously, I'd love this feature. - reclusivemonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@slicedoranges
Its "Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves". You can get it on DVD, it was originally shown on BBC Three here in the UK. -
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