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- calgone, on 10/12/2007, -13/+581IN PRISON: You take it from behind so the big guy protects you
AT WORK: You take it from behind so the big guy promotes you - doddilus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+317anyone else want to make the pounded in the ass joke? i think a few more might make it more funny
- blueskydiver76, on 10/12/2007, -12/+270Prison vs Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers. - fober, on 10/12/2007, -5/+224For a second there I thought I was reading my FWD: e-mails.
- fober, on 10/12/2007, -4/+193"You read your FWD emails?"
No, which is why I was shocked. - PaddyTheChump, on 10/12/2007, -15/+189@doddilus:
ooo, can I try with digg's favorite variation?
In soviet prison, ass pounds you! - Ellsass, on 11/05/2008, -6/+164You read your FWD emails?
- MightyNe, on 10/12/2007, -7/+106Many Digg members feel the urge to post comments to try and be funny.
Many Digg members fail. - TheAkolyte, on 10/12/2007, -5/+99And the lesson is, life sucks.
- pktgumby, on 10/12/2007, -3/+91You dig to get out of prison
You Digg to get out of work - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -15/+102With a job you can say, "***** it, Im outta here". Try doing that in prison...
This is exactly why you go to school, learn a trade, or bust your ass to accel in something. Because if you're over 30 and working in a 8x8 cubicle . . . might wanna think about where you went wrong . . . - danduke, on 10/12/2007, -2/+88@eleventybillion
Think you meant "you're." You too? - SteelChicken, on 10/12/2007, -2/+74at work...you can tell them to ***** off and leave and never come back.
- TheMidnight, on 10/12/2007, -3/+70AT WORK: You digg stories to pass time.
IN PRISON: You dig tunnels to lessen your time. - xstephx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+67Ain't that exactly what the ninth episode of The Office, season 3 was all about.. ?
http://www.tv.com/the-office/the-convict/episode/915404/summary.html
Seemed a lot funnier on the show than on this site ;-) - dreicher, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64Anyone care to explain the fascination on Digg with anal rape?
- eleventybillion, on 10/12/2007, -21/+83Think you meant "excel." I'm guessing your of the trade school ilk.
- alecpriester, on 10/12/2007, -4/+55I'M PRISON MIKE
"I stole... and I robbed... and I kidnapped the president's son"
"that's pretty impressive"
"yeah and I didn't get caught neither"
ricky gervais is a genius. - altjeringa, on 10/12/2007, -2/+48that's only if you get off digg long enough to have a wife before you get busted.
- Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -5/+50Digg meta-comment on this article:
Prison: Something about anal sex.
At Work: Something ironically similar to the previous statement about anal sex, also about anal sex. - hman2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+41AT WORK: You get fired for comparing your job to prison, and thinking prison is better ;)
- DaNKBuDZ, on 10/12/2007, -4/+41Your mom is white
- hockey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+37In prison: All your base are belong to us
At work: Someone set us up the bomb - AxeSwinger, on 10/12/2007, -4/+37@elenbillion
I keep telling my son (two and half) he needs to become a plumber. Process plumbing specifically. They make almost as much as lawyers but people like them better. I've done both the corporate gig and working in a trade. Give me a trade job any day. Sure you work your ass off but at the end of the day you're done.
While it may make you feel superior to knock the trades most master tradesmen are highly intelligent and could replace most engineers in their field. We're always going to need trades that can build and repair things here in the US.
Meanwhile, accountants, programmers and designers are getting off-shored.
Just a thought.... - Lobstah, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28I hear you get conjugal visits in prison :P
- MightyNe, on 10/12/2007, -3/+29This is a great comment because you're the first person to say it's from The Office.
- atlex2, on 10/12/2007, -6/+30here's one
“In Prison: You get raped by Bubba
At Work: You seduce a secretary
At Work: Your secretary charges you with sexual harassment, you go to prison".... where you get raped by Bubba - elpepe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22Wow... news from 1999. Watch out for that millennium bug!!!!!
- stalefries, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20I just screenshotted this sub-thread, I'm gonna use that screenshot as a reply to every FWD I get from now on. Thank you!
- ThinkRad, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20Dude, time to get a better job.
- skeeve, on 10/12/2007, -5/+22Hey so here's an idea, how about everybody gets a life and stops posting retarded little
IN PRISON: ...anal...
AT WORK: ... anal...
variations. It's already been done about 20 times on this page. Nobody will think you're funny. Everybody will think you're annoying. And your comment will not last 5 minutes if people care enough to actually hit the "digg-down" button. - SwellGuy007, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17And they won't shiv you in the breakfast line ... :-0
- vertinox, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17@"This is exactly why you go to school, learn a trade, or bust your ass to accel in something. Because if you're over 30 and working in a 8x8 cubicle"
Actually, about 6 years ago when the job market tanked after the bubble burst it didn't matter if you had college degree or not... I worked in at an ISP and without a high school degree and people with college degrees were getting paid less than me that were new hires.
Of course now I've got almost 10 years experience which looks good on resumes but the job market is doing good again so if you go to school chances are you'll get that profession these days.
But if the job market tanks again... All your hard work will usually mean you get laid off and you work a crappy job for a while.
Now I've got a cubicle, but management ain't so bad and I get paid way more than an average high school teacher or first year police officer so I can't complain. - elpepe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14It wasn't originally from The Office. The "work v. prison" e-mail had been going around years before that episode was written. In fact, that was part of the joke. Almost every office worker has received that list in her inbox. Michael Scott was the only one who didn't realize it was joke... until Toby mercifully explained it to him at the end of the episode.
- esourcemag, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I think what's missing here is that, if I'm correct, it cost almost 50,000 a year per inmate. The last time I checked, I don't get anywhere near that much.
And with the government taking 4 months worth of taxes out of my paycheck... well you get the point. - topnotchnet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11its pretty obvious most diggers get there view of prison from "movies" and "statistics"
its not that bad if you mind your own and stand up for yourself (kinda like real life or "work")
or your a minority(real world majority)......don't blame me its just facts
you got to go home when you got caught with that 5 grams of powder
the real world minority got 5 years so when you effed up for the 10th time and finally do go to jail
you become the minority and get discriminated (read raped or ***** up)against
but yeah work sucks
thats why you work for yourself
is it really that hard to make $75 a day yourself ($375 per week)
i mean 90% of the population takes home less than $500 per week
hustle, work or find a way to monetize your hobby or passion
lifes to short to complain about ***** that sucks when you have running water - tgelston, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Don't forget about the Dementors. Take it from Prison Mike!
- igotdugout, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9IN PRISON: You look forward to starting a career outside the cell.
AT WORK: You look forward to starting retirement outside the cubicle.
Ouch.... A vicious chain. - po43292, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8My right index finger hurts from all the burying. No more Digg for tonight, my workout's done.
- Hardcase, on 10/12/2007, -7/+14@mrrockabilly: This is exactly why you go to school, learn a trade, or bust your ass to accel in something. Because if you're over 30 and working in a 8x8 cubicle . . . might wanna think about where you went wrong . . .
I don't know about that - all of us $100k plus engineers at my job have cubes and we're not complaining. We "excel" at our jobs. You'd be surprised who works in cubicles these days. - Euph0rik, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9Does anyone else think that the US prison system is extremely faulty? It costs on average $40,000 per year per inmate at a high-security prison. And those inmates are seldom 'reformed', many often commit more crimes upon release just so they can get back in (life on the inside is thought to be easier and better that the life outside).
Think what could be done for an average annual salary of $40K - consider the education or health care provisions. Ppl often commit crimes because they are financially stricken, they're financially stricken because they're not properly educated, they're not properly educated because of a faulty educational system (re: NCLB), there's a faulty educational system because big-business profits from prison systems, hence there's no incentive to rehabilitate inmates. $$$ FTW. - spudnic, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9Wow, the idiots really came out in force for this comments page
- lukee, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7IN PRISON: "The worst part about prison was the Dementors. They were flyin’ all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they’d suck the soul outta your body and it hurt!"
- Bleeblaow, on 10/12/2007, -7/+11Agreed. This is just another lame, unoriginal display of Top 10 Blogspam crap.
- chogie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months
- Urzeitlich, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Stop Prison Rape - http://www.spr.org/
- buffyoda, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4You'd think with all the witty anal sex references and nods to Internet culture from six years ago we would have had at least one GoatSE reference. Diggers are slipping.
- pktgumby, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Yes, I'd love to see your outlook after spending just a few weeks in a real prison.
- bryceman111, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Being a prison security guard, priceless.
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