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DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ASS HAIR!
tadpole.defendingthetruth.com — Oh wow... This is so important... Who knew Ass Hair had an important function to play... Please read and learn from the mistakes of others. I promise if nothing else, this will make you laugh...
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- BugMeNot2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0EWwwwww. LOL.
- gaminggeek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Well that was funny!
- thefist_of_funk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lol didnt know them ass hairs is what keeps my ass functioning properly.
- randtoul, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lol. I haven't laughed that much in a LONG time
- xerox, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0spam.
- mc4_a, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I shave my ass. The trick is to do it right and the writer might consider...oh, I don't know...washing his ass every now and then.
- fuRy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0LOL
- adminmatt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0dude. i will over look the fact that you linked to your own blog because that ***** was hilarious!
- ProAm500, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0did you say that YOU shave your ass....?
- SlashNot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lmao to funny.
- nugge7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0BWAHAHA!
- shawnblog, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0ok, good point... but DO make your CSS work in all browsers--please!
- ProAm500, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0ok now i just read the story and that is disgusting....and BusinessWeek chose this as the Tech News site huh.....wondering if they actually read the ***** that comes on Digg...
- CronicusX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hahahahahahaha
- Mexrocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i can't finish reading it... too funny
- 703_KN33, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0worst digg ever.
- cryptic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Dude, at the age of six, none of us had ass hair... how come we didn't have any problems back then?
- mojofrojo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Ok... Just for the moment lets just look over the fact that you cant wipe your ass correctly. The fact that you dont wash your ass to cause a stench that bad is incorrigible. The fact you would post it to digg is just wrong. My god man, why would you share this part of your life?? As a man who shaves I hope you try again, only this time use soap a few times this week.
- megavortex, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0bwahahahahahahahahahaha
- Chaos12, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
- Joe_rigby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It was probably so bad because he got razor burn, and then he sweat on it, and sweat is very salty, so the pain was probably mostly from the salt on the small open wounds he created when he carelessly shaved his ass. Second, when a boy is 6, it doesn't matter because the sweat glands in his ass aren't really active, and when you hit puberty, you grow hair and make more sweat.
- dissident, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0muahahahahahahahaha.
- FRAGaLOT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0how the ***** did this ***** end up on the main page?
- whippetlegs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0What the hell has this got to do with tech?
- stanleyfresh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Dude, you shoulda sold that one to Amazon Shorts! The descriptive writing is just plain awesome. Digg for the most well-told story of a half-a$$ed idea (pun fully intended).
- tadpole256, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0For the record, it's not my tale, it's the tale of a friend of mine. But I had to post it on my blog, because it's too god damn funny...
- browwiw, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Digg once again proves that "by the people, for the people" is a bad, bad idea.
Because the people like ass-hair jokes. - stanleyfresh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0By the way, a little soap wouldn't hurt either.
- whippetlegs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0This is from the about digg section of the site...
What is digg?
Digg is a technology news website
So why are you wasting our time with this rubbish? - gothicgeek, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1This is so ***** ridiculous, Digg is going down hill so bad. I tried to think of a good pun, but nothing is going down hill this bad. I know the whole point of digg, is that the users control the content, but I think we need some admins to monitor the content, obviously some users can't be trusted to digg responsibly.
- rewritable, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I had thought about doing that but thanks for the warning.
- lollerskates, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Does anyone here really have this "ass hair?"
All my hair is on my head, and nowhere else. - incu_vamp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0ROFL! thats hilarious, i'm so glad i don't have ass hair
- hevusa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I have always considered this body modification. I think I'll pass now...
- tadpole256, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0For all of you complaining about the nature of the tale, c'mon, there is nothing wrong with humor. Adding a little levity is always a good thing.
- BlackPhantom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"...its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold."
LMAO! - piesforyou, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Isn't it great when you find out there's at least one other person in the world that has the same problems as you?
- fixit2new, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Not very Technical, butt damn FUNNY.
LMAO! - sjvilla79, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Lame. Flagged. You suck.
Tadpole, this is a shameless post to promote your pathetic website. You're a moron.- tadpole256, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1And apparently you are a humorless *****...
- amckern, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
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