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- addi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30I can hear america getting fatter and i am in iceland!
- LiquidPenguin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22Hell, let's go for broke and make a cheese stuffed cheese crust with an extra helping of cheese sauce, pepperoni, and cheese topping? Don't forget the required cheese dip sauce and the bucket sized cheese soda.
- LemonHerb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Add bacon and you've got yourself a winner.
- svidrod, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18VAN HARDEN’S PEPPERONI
(1 SLICE)
Calories: 330
Carbohydrates: 5 g
Total fat: 24 g
Sodium: 910 mg
Calcium: 600 mg
LITTLE CAESARS PEPPERONI
(1 SLICE)
Calories: 150
Carbohydrates: 12 g
Total fat: 8 g
Sodium: 380 mg
Calcium: 90 mg - WeeklyGeek, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21Nope. Hero. Now quit stepping on my American flag! (continues saluting)
- WeeklyGeek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I always thought the cheese dip sauce at Papa John's was a bit ridiculous.
RIDICULOUSLY GREAT - gummih, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18Now THAT's a Hero. (Stands in line, salutes)
- RadiantBeing, on 10/12/2007, -5/+18America, ***** yeah!
- WeeklyGeek, on 10/12/2007, -5/+17I want five. Now.
- stonebear, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16My god, it's brilliant.
- Royal0rleans, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I don't know if it's just me, or what...but I like the crust.
- somunny, on 10/12/2007, -5/+15So he invented Italian quiche?
- svidrod, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16no, he is a ***** hero, and you are a ***** traitor.
- jsd8cc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Great, just what our fat asses need. Take the BREAD out and replace it with CHEESE.
(I'd eat it.) - jer2eydevil88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Now if they could just stuff beer into the crust... I would call it the pinacle of human achievement.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Cheese would be less carbs, wouldn't it? They should just jump to the last step, and liquify this to a milkshake consistancy now.
- phileplanet, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Here's a Picture:
http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/misc?url=/misc/zoom.pbs&Site=D2&Date=20060613&Category=BUSINESS04&ArtNo=606130394&Ref=V2&Profile=1029
via
http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060613/BUSINESS04/606130394/1029/BUSINESS
Looks disgusting to me. - HaroldHupmobile, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9More like Van Hardening Arteries...
- fullwaza, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I can feel my arteries hardening already....
- lane.montgomery, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8So, "America, ***** yeah!" gets dug up, and then the next line in the song gets burried?
If you don't get the joke, don't bury it just because you're retarded. - dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"Cheese is as far as I'm concerned nothing more that spoiled milk and I don't touch the stuff."
Wow, by your logic, meat is nothing more than dead cow, eggs are nothing more than chicken *****, and vegetables are nothing more than processed flowers.
Just putting it in perspective, kid. - robertc1964, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I want a cheese soda! No, wait. I want a caffeine-free, low-sodium cheese soda!
- RichPowers, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7I wish an eccentric billionaire would build monuments honoring the little guy American heroes like Van Harden. I'm sick of all these so-called other heroes getting monuments for winning wars or championing human rights...
- cmiz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I'll donate my heart to this hero... (he'll probably need a new one soon).
- lane.montgomery, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I think it's more commonly refered to as dipping the crust in beer.
- maiku00, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4what the hell! the crust is the best damn part of the pizza!! why get rid of it!?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Doesn't look all too bad, IMHO.. But I love the crust/bread, and I don't like cheese filled crust... So I probably wouldn't like this. :)
Pretty insane though, I wouldn't go as far as calling him a hero. '
A hero... A hero, that would be the people(s) that created pizza. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Mr. Putt Putt golf course designnnnerrr!!!!!
- S!L3N7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3it's been removed from the front page.. that sucks. Digg must have some super-secret editors who watch content and makesure its suitable for diggs image.
- gooru, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Sounds good, but what kind of lawn mowing accident causes a loss of appetite for bread?!
- strictnein, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Your hero is "j i joe"? How about GI Joe?
- steelmaverick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3*sigh* We killed the site.
BTW, I'm ordering ten, who wants to come over for some? - jer2eydevil88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Dammit I am an American! We invent ways to make things simplier! If we can take the dip out of my eating experience I will be happier for it! Just not healthier.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Later the hero dies from an American super-sized heart attack and is buried in a coffin made entirely out of cheese. At the wake everyone eats cheese crust pizza and can't ***** for a week.
- LiquidPenguin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I'm going to jump in a bit here. matseng has every right to dislike cheese, but I do want to point out some things here.
Standard pizza recipes call for dough risen with yeast. Punch the dough down, spin it, and voila! Your base. Without the yeast, the dough comes out as a dense flat bread. Not very desirable.
A good pizza tomato sauce usually has vinegar or wine. Vinegar is sometimes created when bacteria consume certain sugars. Good wine is fermented, ie with bacteria.
Some brands of sausages (though not many I've seen on pizzas) have a casing made from intestine. Usually pig, though I've heard some sausages use other, less pleasing, casings to hold the meat together. However, the real "meat" of sausages and pepperonis is often made from less than pleasing animal parts before it gets ground up and mooshed together.
When you're facing this kind of... grossness, you might as well eat just raw vegetables and hope it's not tainted with e-coli. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Oh how the mighty have risen above...
- lane.montgomery, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Oh, don't get me wrong, I live in Michigan (statistically one of the most obese states in the nation) so your point is not lost on me.
I just have to make the point that there is rarely a time when I am eating pizza that beer is not readily available. So, at least for me, there would be little value in a beer-stuffed crust pizza. Plus I'm not sure I want to consume my beer as a solid. - scarycomp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I'm more interested in the 'teller' line of products http://www.vanharden.com/index.html SIGH.
- inkyblue2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Cheese soda sounds good, but I could really go for a can of pork soda!
- BufordT, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Does anyone else think that pizza looks incredibly UN-appetizing?
- Mac2492, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That's a really cheesy joke...
...but, who am I to say that? - phileplanet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1test
- bluephoenix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1welcome to the preview of Digg 3.0....this is pretty stupid
- dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1[sarcasm] I appreciate your argument [/sarcasm], but to say cheese is nothing more than spoiled milk is like saying sex is no more than messy procreation. Just because an item is fermented doesn't automatically qualify it as something that's disgusting, and should summarily be avoided. Ever drank a beer? Wine? Any alcohol? Then you, my good man, are a hypocrite.
Good DAY, sir!
P.S. BTW, Yes, I believe a good cheese is almost as good as sex. Call me what you will, but I'm just a man who loves his cheese. - millixaw, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Atkins-friendly, too.
- Mac2492, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1But this is a technological advance! It's vital to society that we have pizzas with cheese crusts. Silly editors!
- ezweave, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"which had been a staple in his diet of sandwiches, burgers and pizza"
When did fast/junk food become a staple of the American diet? Yuck. - WeeklyGeek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1yeah thats odd it was removed from the front page. This is technology, people! TECHNOLOGY MUST ROLL ON. YOU CANNOT STOP CHEESE TECH OF THE FUUUUUTUUUUREEEEE
- dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Same here. What's with the crust hatred? Get some ranch and eat it up!
I for one think this is a stupid idea. One that could only come from a man who ended up in traction for three weeks after a run-in with a damn lawnmower. - lane.montgomery, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Your right, and it has more diggs than the newest story. WTF?
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