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- nate263, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404."
This is my favorite, the first part doesn't rhyme really well but it gets better. - icebreaka, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1HAHAHA:
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
If you are not such a geek and listen to RnB music you'd understand that :D - HenryFatass, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1These are some of the stupidest quotes I've ever seen.
No digg for me, thanks. - kajoob, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Calling these quotes "absolutely hilarious" may be a slight abuse of the language.
- smartguy2045, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX."
- macgabriel87, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0nope. bash is down i think
- bloodwings, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0these start off as funny, but start to get really horrible by the end.
- CronicusX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"
Hahahaha - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0amazing
- meangene, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0No doubt icebreaka, I sent that one to my wife. Clearly, I'm the geek in the family and she won't think it's as funny as me but I couldn't help myself. I had to pass it on.
- ph3rny, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
$digg++ - ithmar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Funny as hell
- kylef, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0haha, great read.
- el_jefe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0wow...a lot of these are off stickers, shirts, and such. I guess for all of those that dont get around on the web much...
- hollywoodcole, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Girlfriend, I know would love this one:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
digg++ - tarun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Good waste of time
Poe would be proud.
Digg++ - rompom7, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1OH GOD I HATE PSUDEO-GEEKS. JUST CHECK QUOTE 23.. seriously, who would type "C://" DAMN YOU SMACKTARD!
- kenhigginson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0#3 made me laugh out loud. I refuse to type "lol" because I don't think people are really laughing 99.99% of the time they type that.
- beelz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
- enzobyte, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Great quotes on the other areas of the site too... My favorite geek quote:
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny - nlevend, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i agree with kenhigginson for his quote #3 part,
and for the second part, lol lol lol lol lol (and i was laughing out loud when i typed that, not really) - rompom7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0of course i mean PSEUDO
- PhantomaZero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Awesome.
Dugg. - Singee15, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0too late, your point is lost rompom7
- wilcohol, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0beelz: you should use 3-DES algorithm to encrypt those words. :-)
this geek quotes simply rocked! i love #5 & #9 ~ :D - deadpixel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i get spamm titled like this digg...
- rompom7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0also, #74 pisses me off.
- spectrum21, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.
Nice.
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard. - stix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0there are two types of people in the world,
those who can count, and those who can't - serra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Eh, I liked the funny irc logs better. Those were fall on the floor funny.
- Sixcolors, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Nice.
"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code." and "Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk." Ha! - BigDaddySB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Very funny!! Great Digg!!
- Scorch6969, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?"
- Scorch6969, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404."
Now that ***** is clever. Doing a parody of Poe's "The Raven" - dknighton, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hex colors for "Roses are Red"?
Classic! - snapcase, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I'm amazed that there aren't any quotes from Douglas Adams in there.
- Alaerus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0AWESOME lol I had to close the page, need to go to work!
- striker1211, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Ok, i know it's bad to QTFA, but:
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
lol! I hope this makes it to diggnation. - datr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity but why don't we just take the safety labels of everything and let the problem solve itself."
- zenghost, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? very clever."
this has my digg. - neutrino, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0archerx:
good recommendation on qdb! those are hailarious. I like this one:
Miraculous> does anyone know anything about routers?
Rukus+> the most important advice i can give you
Rukus+> do NOT rip it out of the wall when drunk and say you have defeated the matrix - Draconiko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Nice. Has my digg.
- dierien2001, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0How about
"I get no spam"
John C Dvorak.. king of all geeks - Joebar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Come on...... I cant believe so many dugg this -- so corny and old. I'd expect to see this kinda crap in an email forwared by my grandmother.
- MSDommell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"This is better than Ms. October, Its a Computer"-Pirates of Silicon Valley
- ChiliJ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0There is no place like localhost?
- striker1211, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Bash is down!? Wow... i've never seen that happen before... maybe the digg effect? I doubt it though because it is popular already.
- iKato, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hilarious digg. I want some of those shirts now.
- anagami, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0"UNIX is user friendly, it's just picky about who its friends are"
this is one of my favorites. -
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