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- Chimone, on 08/04/2008, -5/+533Send in Mike Rowe
- SEGA4life, on 08/04/2008, -4/+379Ahhh Time for a Spaceballs Quote....
Found anyhting yet?
Nothing yet Sir....
How about you?
Not a thing Sir....
What about you guys?
We Ain't Found ***** ! - manstein01, on 08/04/2008, -12/+327"Upon further observation scientists realized it was in fact a WindowsME CD. They apologize for the confusion."
- prunch, on 08/04/2008, -5/+253WE FOUND *****!
Alert the press - ILoveBoobies, on 08/04/2008, -3/+193It's common knowledge that poo has only found on the surface of Uranus.
- BXRWXR, on 08/04/2008, -6/+154My god, it's full of turds...
- tallassrob, on 08/04/2008, -7/+152NASA uses Twitter? Are you serious?
- SuperSneaks, on 08/04/2008, -4/+144I suspicious of anything they "find" on mars given their photo for evidence of water on Mars.
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_ ... - BryanG412, on 08/04/2008, -1/+119Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where? . - BigManOnCampus, on 08/04/2008, -10/+110I poo, therefore I am.
- Lucas123, on 08/04/2008, -5/+98They found a honey-eating, talking bear on Mars?
- cawfee, on 08/04/2008, -1/+89Comb the desert!
- debuggercll, on 08/04/2008, -0/+82Mike: "So the poo in the dirt... is actually a lot like the carburetor in a car engine?"
Martian: "No Mike, not at all." - ironeus, on 08/04/2008, -2/+83If it is indeed 'poo' (surprised that scientific report would use this term) then geologist Jon Clarke's assertion that "Something is certainly in the breeze" is right-on.
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -4/+83methane problem already
- cawfee, on 08/04/2008, -2/+69Some extraterrestrial civilization out there is having the time of their lives right now leaving us drops of water, poop and used tissues on Mars. "Teehee silly humans!".
- Coven, on 08/04/2008, -15/+78Correction, creationists have a hypothesis. There is no "theory" involved in creationism.
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -0/+63This should have been the first comment on the page.
- skyshock1, on 08/04/2008, -0/+61***** at least finish it!
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face] - jimmyc85, on 08/04/2008, -14/+75holy *****!
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -2/+56Yes the lander has it's own twitter feed, I don't whether to laugh or cry:
http://twitter.com/MarsPhoenix - gamerscalling, on 08/04/2008, -0/+48She's gone from suck to blow.
- Laminarcissus, on 08/04/2008, -6/+48They already said flat-out on their Twitter stream than they haven't found any evidence of life, and that all rumors to the contrary, and rumors of a White House briefing, were false.
But by all means, let the excited speculation continue. - Felix2Fingerz, on 08/04/2008, -2/+42Its a "Probe"...of course its gonna find Poo...
- aznpwnzor, on 08/04/2008, -5/+45send the mythbusters first in case its not real
- BlackTye, on 08/04/2008, -1/+41I'm a mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
- gamerscalling, on 08/04/2008, -0/+40Mars Bar.
I know, lame. - batmanz, on 08/04/2008, -3/+42That's some serious *****.
- norman619, on 08/04/2008, -13/+51Creationism is religion not science.
- jasonstahl, on 08/04/2008, -3/+40Really? "The Great Flood" would be the most likely reason to find that stuff on Mars?
- minorthreat, on 08/04/2008, -0/+36I think the press is already full of it...
- blah247, on 08/04/2008, -4/+39"He called the ***** poo!"
"This is the best night of my entire life!!!" - jeremyduffy, on 08/04/2008, -1/+35I just hope they find SOMETHING soon. I can't wait to shove the eventual discovery in the "There's no life in the universe besides Earth" wackos' faces.
- diceau, on 08/04/2008, -4/+38Sounds like *****.
- habbofresh, on 08/04/2008, -1/+34Science achieves so much, I am so proud.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make a discovery of my own. - Hoinah, on 08/04/2008, -0/+32Don't bother, they'll find some justification, like Mars was where the Garden of Eden really was and God banished humanity to Earth for taking a dump in his rose bushes.
- TheUngod, on 08/04/2008, -8/+40I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
- Buckwyld, on 08/04/2008, -6/+37So it's an outhouse for aliens.
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -9/+39You have individual experience of the creation of the universe, gaapgod?
No, you don't. You have experience of reading a primitive iron-age mythological document and being told by peers, parents and church elders that it is literally true.
The same document says that you can drink deadly poison and handle venomous snakes with no ill effects if you believe in Jesus, so please, feel free to quaff a big mug of drano for us to prove your individual experience. - iSeven, on 08/04/2008, -2/+32BEST part of the movie, imo
- cfoster100, on 08/04/2008, -6/+34If so, my vote for the first landing party is those chicks from "2 Girls 1 Cup."
- armakaryk, on 08/04/2008, -0/+28urectum!
- Scrappy1850, on 08/04/2008, -0/+27i like how the black guys used an afro pick
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -1/+27Yes, but the real trick was to get all of that stuff to miss the moon completely.
- debuggercll, on 08/04/2008, -1/+27No, only evidence of a monkey on Earth with a very good throwing arm.
- Coven, on 08/04/2008, -3/+28"Evolution in the sense of where we came from, (evolving the from goo, up to apes and then to modern human) is a hypothesis. Evolution in the sense that organisms change over time and adapt via natural selection is a theory."
You start off describing abiogenesis, which is a separate theory from evolution. Once that first life form is established, we have the scientific theory of evolution, from the first self replicating organism all the way up to humans, and the new species we have observed. Evolution in its entirety is a scientific theory. It goes far beyond adaptation and natural selection.
http://evolution.berkeley.edu/
Do yourself a favor and read up. - Andyschism, on 08/04/2008, -3/+28Its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it.
- digitizit, on 08/04/2008, -3/+27Only SOME Creationist believe that.
- MaxterICC, on 08/04/2008, -3/+27asparagus? so mars is gonna smell like grandma's house. great.
- Strman, on 08/04/2008, -4/+27That's completely ***** ridiculous. At first I just thought you were implying that idiots would use this information and bend it to fit their wacko beliefs. I didn't know YOU actually believed that *****.
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