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Why I'll Never Make Digg Popular

drivl.com — Rebecca Kelley lists 10 reasons she'll never make digg popular (funny but true)

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  • PerroLoco, on 10/12/2007, -10/+4Reason #1 begs the question, just what DOES she masturbate to?
    • gronne, on 10/12/2007, -5/+6From her tone I'm gonna guess to posters of Rob Zombie? Right after she cuts herself with a steak knife because her boss is a "conformist dick".
    • randfish, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8"Conformist Dick" am I? Well... fine - guess I'll just go run my TPS reports and bribe congressmen. Ah, the joys of management.

      p.s. I'm Rebecca's boss :)
    • invader, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6ahh, the best part about digg... funny, random, and unpredictable comments!
    • sych0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1drivel is right.
    • breakaway, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3OMG a woman on the internet! digg it up! quickly!
    • squishee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Hey PerroLoco: not you!
    • PerroLoco, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0@squishee
      I would hope not, as you don't know me; at least, I don't think you know me.

      I do, however, take my hat off to you on the come-back.

      Oh, and I didn't even undigg the digg I gave the article.
  • dynacrylic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Reason #10 begs the question that she might need therapy- "then run to the top of my apartment building and start sniping every mother ***** who passes by". I'm glad i don't live in Washington too.

    I did get a little chuckle out of it though- not enough for a digg though :P
  • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12The irony is uncanny. This will obviously make the front page. Maybe you should rant more often. I love number seven.
  • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Did this story just get buried?
  • 18Googol2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hey is there anything in common between digg submission and Software? lolz
  • Jammerdelray, on 11/12/2007, -6/+3She's just a sore loo hoo ser! Maybe if she posted something worth a few blinks she wouldn't get dugg down.
  • Oatmeal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Hooray, it looks like she beat her 26 digg record
    • maffiou, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Yep... The irony though is that YOU submitted HER story: Your rankings are improved, hers aren't...
      My question: Are you that ***** guy from Gary, Indiana she's talking about ?
  • Kratos76, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I Love her. What a great article!! You said it all for me baby!
  • Ademan, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Buried out of spite.
  • thatsiebguy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Dugg
  • bustergonad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1so true,... so true,...
  • osbjmg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3If you had a top 11 list, you may be more popular.
  • dreamkatcha, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0If she doesn't care about Digg why would she want to make it popular? I doubt anyone would think that's her responsibility anyway. Kev probably has it covered. :|
  • squishee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3No, I don't listen to Rob Zombie, and no, I'm not actually thinking about sniping people from the roof of my apartment building. It's a joke, folks. You know, sarcasm? Snark? Like the other articles on Drivl? Sheesh.

    By the way, I really wasn't expecting the article to make it on digg, so go figure.
  • PianoRambling, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2don't let the man keep you down, sister!
  • wonko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I don't ever really dig stories anymore, its an investment in time i don't have anymore.... but i dusted off the ol' login just to dig this one and even post a comment!

    This was just TOO hilarious!!
  • TheHobbyGuy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This is a rip off of a post from they guy in Gary, Indiana. He did this two years ago. :)
  • tm89, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Oh lol... don't waste my time and stuff and she had the stuff to actually create 100 accs...admire her spirit lol!~ no wonder why famous by abit
  • amitgawande, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0A great satire dude!!! Wish i become that guy from Gary, Indiana. Atleast i would make my digg popular :D
  • Storymen, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0dugg it
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