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- Bajeda, on 10/10/2007, -3/+143I can't remember a time when I said "***** you" to somebody and they replied back with "I agree".
- Slicebox, on 10/10/2007, -3/+88And likewise, it would be nice to be able to click on ***** YOU instead of I AGREE (to these terms)
- wiifm69, on 10/10/2007, -5/+79Thats basically what Microsoft say in theirs, but in a long winded way
- rejoined, on 10/10/2007, -6/+74Well, "***** YOU!" too!
You know what irates me, is the everyday chores...which is so aptly summarized by this person I came across the other day....
"***** you, cleaning the fridge. How the hell do you get so dirty? I don't eat in there, I simply store food. What the ***** is that stain on the bottom shelf? Do gnomes have parties in here when I'm at work or something? Nasty little gnomes. And, for some reason, I feel really, really vulnerable when I'm bent over, scrubbing your gross shelves. Don't know why. So thank you for keeping my beer cold, but ***** you for making a mess of it.
***** you, paying bills. Every ***** month? Are you kidding me? I barely even watched TV this month, I still gotta shell out all that cash? And, while I'm at it, ***** your pathetic little late fees. They're small enough for me to easily ignore them but they add up over time. So thank you for the electricity, water and internet, but ***** you for your constant demands.
***** you, deleting old files from my computer. What man can make this decision? It's like choosing which of my kids to leave behind on the sinking ship. *****, this is killing me. I hate my old ass computer.
***** you, changing light bulbs. It's 2006, right? I was pissed when I wasn't issued a jetpack in 2000 (where's my ***** raygun?!?), but I figured by now technology would've at least advanced to the point where I don't have to stand on my wobbly chair and deal with this crap. Two bonus ***** yous: for scaring the crap out of me when I walk into a darkened room, innocently flick the switch and get momentarily blinded by that huge flash and terrifying pop! Also, for somehow convincing your lightbulb brethren to join you, causing a chain reaction that means I'm filled with fear whenever I turn on a light. Pop! Pop! Pop! What, did you all join in a suicide pact while I was asleep?
Bastards.
***** you, washing dishes. Yes, I know, you smell funny, and I know the longer I wait, the more weird slime stuff is just gonna accumulate on you. That's why I've pretty much switched to just using paper plates (***** you, environment) and eating with my hands. I'm a caveman in an apartment.
Finally, ***** you, writing this rant."
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/det/367342914.html - DeathJux, on 10/10/2007, -4/+54Ahahaha "XXXPlugin"? A "codec" from "hotelcode.com"? lol wut
- Waskonator, on 10/10/2007, -1/+45wtf is the "XXXPlugin"
I think i want that... - laserob, on 10/10/2007, -3/+27***** you, I'm eating.
- blaaguuu, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20***** you!
- leksdraven, on 10/10/2007, -4/+20Clicking on I AGREE is like saying: "I agree. ***** me." CANCEL should actually say ***** YOU, though.
- hello2usir, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16And then you gave him herpes. Always read the fine print.
- KibibyteBrain, on 10/10/2007, -3/+17Middle-aged mothers everywhere will fly to the programmer's house and make his life a living hell for this.
- compgeek, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14must be ***** you for downloading our ***** codec that's going to not work infest your computer with spyware and then you'll blame us so a preemptive ***** you is in order lmfao
- h3xZ, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14From: Digg
To: RIAA
***** YOU! - TeMerc, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12***** You blog spam, direct link to The Register, where I saw it:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/09/malware_codec/ - dacheetah, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11It's for a XXXPlugin, so I think the audience is pretty much expecting to see some kind of *****, and won't be horrified to see such a EULA.
- MikeyMoose, on 01/30/2009, -1/+12Hey! Digg this - it's a story I found on another link site!
I swear - I'm gonna write a framework to submit links from BoingBoing to Digg...
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3. Retire! - skyshock1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7***** you for not using punctuation!
- spikespeigel42, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Am i the only linux user who downloaded it and ran it under wine just to see it safely?
- spacebar14, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7On a related note - there's also the WTFPL:
http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/ - richardiscool, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Not fake, I just downloaded it and it's there (and not censored like the screenshot).
I ran it in WINE, by the way. - allan17, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I'm sure there is already some Firefox guys working on it...
- tasadar24, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4There was no specified date, but it took 6 months until somebody actually read the EULA and replied to them before that money was claimed.
- dacheetah, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4IIRC some application, I think it was Microsoft Money, had in it's EULA that if you sent a letter to a specific address by a specific date (a few weeks after the release I think) they would give you a cash gift of $1000 (or similar). Only one person found this in the EULA and responded by the specified time. Of course it could have been an urban ledgend, and I havn't bothered checking snopes, but I still found it ammusing either way.
- Drood, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Or even EULOLA
- stygiansonic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
- dhughes, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2 I'd like to know why every EULA is shown in a small window that can't be expanded or resized, is there a reason for that? Is it meant to annoy you or force you to scroll through the text? If you could maximize the window it would be easier to read but then again maybe that's they point to make you give up and not read it.
- XZanatos, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2you are right 'expect' is not, however 'except' IS THE OPPOSITE. Your reading ability is as bad as the guy's spelling ability that I was referring to.
- bdhughes, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3that eula could NOT have been written by an attorney because it makes sense.
- p51d007, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I was thinking the same thing myself...."F.U."........would state the obvious that everyone agrees the mickey soft EULA is just that.
- wtf00, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I already give them middle finger when I hit Agree...
- kurtwinter, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Well, we can't blame Dick Cheney for this: his would say "Go ***** Yourself"
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yes. I'm waiting a GPL'd version....
- uncleFester, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1well.. every time you agree to most EULAs out there you're basically agreeing to someone saying '***** you.' they're just doing it with a hell of a lot more words...
-r - chilekillr, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Did you hear about the reply button?
- richardiscool, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The Register credit that site in their article you retard.
- ronaldb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yes! Yes! ***** you, too!
- yingjai, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I remember when I was a kid who just started using the computer, my sister told me to read every EULA when I install something. I was like WTF and just ignored it. To this day, I have yet to read thru 1 single EULA.
- MediaShipper, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Here's my EULA: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1384/913205356_47185dadf0_o.jpg
to this: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1182/918880651_71f030606d_b.jpg - mahsah, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Well, it DOES install spyware.
- Chris1280, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1when ever I press "I agree" I've always believed that your signing over your soul. Or slightly less but I'll be damned if I'm reading it.
- dacheetah, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Edit: Stupid thing double posted. Feel free to digg this down to the depths of hell.
- ithasacarb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I don't get it.....I see that every time I install something from microshaft, maybe I am reading it wrong.
- samueljonas, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Most EULAs are like the Dictionary, nobody reads them.
- projectstartrek, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Expect is not the opposite of accept...
- stevenup7002, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0This one is probably on diggnation =)
- LostSoul83, on 02/08/2009, -0/+0I prefer to call them "EUNRA's". It stands for "end-user no rights agreements". I also call digital rights management a "Capitalistic malware infection". :) I'm not a bad guy... I've just had more than one publisher install hidden drivers and other software that was designed to wear out my disks on my PC. I am fed up with the situation.
That said, I agree to the license that is the title of the article! :) - andyakadum, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Don't forget to post your findings on the WINE app database. ;-)
- Lavarock, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1I CAN SEE FOREVER
- Drood, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4lolroflcopter
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1What kind of ***** installs these plugins?
***** you windows wanker! -
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