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3dmailbox.com — Please, kill me now...

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 19, 2007

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  • Dradis, on 11/07/2007, -9/+917"Chill with your email poolside and in private cabanas,"
    Who needs friends when you can 'chill' with your email? What up, e-homies?
  • angusm, on 11/07/2007, -5/+637Somewhere, in a darkened office in Redmond, Clippy the Dancing Paperclip is laughing hysterically: "How do you like that for a productivity enhancer, bitches!"
  • goeatsmsht, on 11/07/2007, -1/+595I've always envisioned my spam as a really FAT guy with a "spam" tatt
  • TrainingName, on 11/07/2007, -4/+379What's an attachment look like?
    A "femail" with a strap-on?
  • peregrine, on 11/07/2007, -6/+255This is bound to be spyware infested
  • inactive, on 11/07/2007, -7/+217I still prefer simple things. :)
  • dvddesign, on 10/14/2007, -3/+200So, just like real life, the pool area would be full of fat dudes waiting for a hot chick to show up?

    Mmm, pass.

  • Skunkhair, on 10/14/2007, -5/+189i think i just burst a blood vessel trying to grasp the logic behind this.
  • Elias1, on 10/14/2007, -1/+177That's one hell of a "watermark" the free version adds to all outgoing mail!
    http://www.3dmailbox.com/images/3d-mailbox-watermark.jpg
  • grendel, on 10/14/2007, -16/+174holy *****
  • airwalkery2k, on 10/14/2007, -2/+159Well, suckas, while all your e-mail is going to be simple words in an easy to use list, my e-mails will be partying with me all night in the form of foxy female ladies. Yeah, "Netflix: We've Received Letters from Iwo Jima", you are soooo hot, I just want to pop off that top and see what generated message is underneath.
  • strictnein, on 10/14/2007, -3/+125But but but... it says that it's spyware and adware free!
  • EvilZoo42, on 10/14/2007, -2/+120And if you register for $29.95, you'll get access to a whole new level! LAX Airport, where every email is a 747.
  • inactive, on 10/14/2007, -0/+116Dude, it has awesome 3D graphics, you need a GHz per dimension - duh.
  • Flon, on 10/14/2007, -2/+113Taken from the site

    "New email meets the Bouncer (spam filter) at the entrance, takes a cooling, disinfecting shower then takes the plunge into your inbox and swims until you read it.Once read, they hang out poolside until you move them to a cabana (mailbox).Spam gets sent to the beach to await their fate at the jaws of the Great White Sharks.If the Bouncer can't decide if email is good or spam, it chills in the Ice Rink until you decide. If you delete good mail, it goes to the trash alley."
    http://www.3dmailbox.com/snapshots/index.html
  • inactive, on 10/14/2007, -1/+109It would be much better if the spam was sent to some post apocalyptic world, where they would have to battle each other in a..dome of some sort.
  • kgool, on 10/14/2007, -3/+102Sometimes reality is stranger than parody.

    Now send me more porn spam!
  • fffizzz, on 10/14/2007, -7/+103lol Who in their tight mind would use this *****?
  • Pensador, on 10/14/2007, -2/+92Email + The Sims = that
  • MeMongo, on 10/14/2007, -1/+91And mail messages as really sexy chicks in bikinis
  • MikeonTV, on 10/14/2007, -4/+94D/L'er beware.
  • arbulus, on 10/14/2007, -3/+88Oh, so we're not "friends"?
    I see...I see how it is, how you really think about me...*sobs*
  • kedohmen, on 10/14/2007, -0/+81The meeting for this product went something like this
    How can we make Mail more hip for the kids?????
    Um, How about we make a video game out of it, sir?
    Brilliant!! But I want to be able to 'Chill" with my mail by the pool.
    No problem, Sir!
  • Jeffler, on 10/14/2007, -0/+80Did you see the "minimum" system requirements?

    3GHz? Seriously...wtf?
  • Gazpacho, on 10/14/2007, -6/+85I couldn't watch it all the way through, too painful.
  • Virak, on 10/14/2007, -2/+80Damn kids. In my day we had to telnet into the mail server and type the commands in ourselves, and we *liked* it.
  • Nobler, on 10/14/2007, -1/+75"Go where no email has gone before!" Somebody was desperate for work.
  • latova, on 10/14/2007, -1/+75Everybody knows you need at least 2GHz to run outlook anyway.
  • allywilson, on 10/14/2007, -4/+77I just...Just don't understand?!
  • ZWarren69, on 10/14/2007, -10/+82I wouldn't even torrent it.
  • tucsonsun13, on 10/14/2007, -2/+71Anyone else notice - that is the same graphics engine/animation used for Scarface: The World is Yours video game. That is actually a location in the game.
  • Clout, on 10/14/2007, -0/+68But what they don't tell you is that your email will be delayed by about 2 hours.
  • scrimaxinc, on 10/14/2007, -1/+68Thanks, because the story link didn't take us to the same site.
  • TheCooler72, on 10/11/2007, -0/+65"Featuring incredible 3-D graphics..." Just too funny.
  • gertin, on 10/11/2007, -5/+68pine ftw.
  • Smills, on 10/14/2007, -1/+59What a bloody waste of money my 2.9ghz core 2 extreme was...
  • Hoinah, on 10/14/2007, -3/+60wow... just...... wow
  • alx1507, on 10/11/2007, -1/+57Look at all those virtual boobs, how do they expect anybody to send mail?
  • robmoff2, on 10/14/2007, -0/+56Then he high fives the "search dog"
  • themann, on 10/14/2007, -2/+57Incredimail Users,
    Honestly people are stupid enough to use a crap useless bloated client like incredimail and they get there daily buzz by having there email delivered by an annoying butler.
    this would be like sex to them
  • jordn, on 10/14/2007, -1/+53seriously, WTF was that
  • inactive, on 10/14/2007, -1/+51It's read: Spyware and Adware, Free!
  • JCSaint, on 10/14/2007, -2/+50Dude,

    Two. Come on. It's not that hard.
  • thepho, on 10/14/2007, -2/+49Yay! A new thing for 13 year olds to mess up their computers with!!
  • GyroLC, on 10/11/2007, -3/+47I didn't like it.
  • Walker2323, on 10/14/2007, -10/+53OMG!!111 That is the awesomest thing I have ever seen! Those graphics blew me away. I think this program could give Crysis a real run for their money. We have just witnessed a quantum leap forward in how we see computing.
  • koick, on 10/14/2007, -0/+42I think you misspelled *****.
  • solinent, on 10/11/2007, -6/+46I care
  • thomasknowland, on 10/14/2007, -0/+40That shark is going to have the biggest penis on the planet if he eats all of my spam.
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