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Ninja Words - A really fast dictionary... fast like a ninja

ninjawords.com — Ninjas + Ajax = Ninjax?

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  • EagleX, on 10/12/2007, -1/+61Wow...it was able to tell me that a ***** is worse than a *****.

    I stand impressed.
    • KingBelly, on 10/12/2007, -56/+2You stand impressed? Is that even a coherent phrase?
    • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Yes. Yes it is.

      I like the random feature.
    • diggmaddy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25"Could not get the definition for God. There may be network problems."

      Apparently Ninjas are atheist. :D
    • jtjdt, on 10/12/2007, -17/+4iPod: (n) : a brand of media player manufactured by Apple Computer that stores media on either a small hard drive or flash memory

      iMac: (n) : a line of medium-end computers made by Apple Computer

      iBook:(n) : a line of low-end laptop computers manufactured by Apple Computer

      Powerbook: (n) : a line of high-end laptop computers manufactured by Apple Computer
    • Salviati, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Let me know when it can define 'digg'. Then again, neither could google: http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+digg
    • Salviati, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19Republican: (n) : someone who favours a republic; someone who favours social equality and opposes aristocracy and privilege.

      methinks there is a problem.
    • se1zure, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2it is slow.. not fast... i'm confused.
    • gerbert, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9I put in beyotch and it said, "Did you mean biatch?". Great resource.
    • jmkiii, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4No, I did not mean "dig".
    • seanthebond, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hah, it knows what 'TWIT' is!
    • mikeTOOtall, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5pussywhipped
      (adj) : (of a man) under the control of his wife or girlfriend

      I stand impressed as well.
  • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35ninjawords
    (n) : A super fast dictionary for people who flip out and totally uppercut kids for opening windows.
    "Ninjas spend their time at ninjawords when they're not stabbing or flying"
    • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3mac
      (n) : short for mackintosh (a raincoat); short for macaroni
      "is there any mac and cheese left?"
    • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Microsoftify
      (v) : to load with Microsoft programs
  • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Ninjabox is the taskbar version of this: http://www.thoughtsonthinking.com/2006/11/ninjabox_a_desk.html
    • weizilla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6does it come in a version that doesn't require the internet?
    • tetfsu, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3Ninjas require the internet?

      >/end sarcasm
  • demonsofgoetia, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1but have you seen ninjas in high heels who giggle with one hand over their mouth while clicking ruby red slippers together and summoning a cowardly lion ninja?
    • superpotential, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6no, but ruby on rails slippers, yes
  • spect3r, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3They're going to have to get a few more servers then ... it's down :P

    http://www.duggmirror.com
    • PhantomRogue, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I guess even Ninjas arent above the Digg Effect.
    • reformist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Digg is like one big super ninja. I've restarted the server, seems to be working. Go server axis...
  • seanmac, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21Not so fast when it's down.
    • razordancer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1It isn't down...
      http://www.divshare.com/download/5571-968
    • drewskyjones, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3And it's self defining. Here is the result I just got:

      "Could not get the definition for asinine. There may be network problems." Now that's asinine ;-)

      I know, it's just the Digg effect, so really it's "fast like a Ninja" until it gets Dugg. Looks good...have to check it out tomorrow.
    • reformist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It is down, but I'm not sure why. It doesn't seem to be the digg effect; it's been getting 2k hits a day for awhile now, and digg hasn't brought that many more today. I'll investigate. Rest assured that it is wicked fast... when it's up =/
    • ThrobbingBrain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23It isn't down, it's ninja speed is SO fast that your computer can't keep up with it.
    • reformist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Ok n/m digg is more like 100 hits a _minute_. Geeze guys... stop hitting that random button so much!
  • Wogna, on 10/12/2007, -16/+7Real Ninjas don't go down so quickly...

    http://www.duggmirror.com/software/Ninja_Words_A_really_fast_dictionary_fast_like_a_ninja/
    • Pimpalicious316, on 10/12/2007, -9/+77no, but your mom sure does.
    • tetfsu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5@pimpalicious316
      best comment I've read in a LONG time, I nearly squirted coffee out my nose
    • spacebar14, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3@tetfsu:

      Squirted? Do I sense another pun here?
    • Fosnez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The pun is strong in this one...
  • Shlep, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5It's not quite as fast as a ninja right now. . .network congestion

    edit: but I wasn't fast enough to post a comment about it. I flunked "posting comments" in ninja school
  • sliljestrand, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2I believe Ninja Words is being owned by the Digg effect at the moment
  • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Ok, enough with the server down jokes.
  • skhisma, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Digg + Website = Really Slow Dictionary
  • beg513, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3It's like an amputee ninja, a bit slower
    • zip22, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21an amputee ninja would be faster since there wouldn't be so much holding them back.
  • Pimpalicious316, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8i am afraid to type this, as it might open some kind of hellish vortex of ninjary, but digg > ninjas!?
  • chiatar, on 10/12/2007, -26/+3how did this make the front page with 35 diggs???.. digg is *****
  • cjpro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Thank you digg effect...I think drunkninjawords might be faster now.
    • Pimpalicious316, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13aight, i'll be honest, i tried to hit www.drunkninjawords.com
    • superpotential, on 10/12/2007, -6/+0what usually causes the digg effect? server having a lack of bandwidth or server having a lack of processor and ram?
    • cjpro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The digg effect is caused by a massive number of digg users attempting to get onto one site at the same time. This surge of requests usually blocks the bandwidth pipes (as Senator Stevens would say, clogs the series of tubes) or may actually overload the server and cause it to crash, kind of like a DDoS attack.

      Also, I would laugh if someone actually made drunkninjawords.com
  • sh0rtbus56, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2I take pride in teh fact that i have known about nijawords for months...
    proving once and for all that i am the best evar
    • AllnightChemist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Dude, get over yourself; you're not even wonderbug.
  • TheSalmonThief, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I was a ninja once.
    • Shlep, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27now you live in a van down by the river?
  • haastyle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2it seems rather non ninja like to me
    • Tetranitrate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5ninjas are masters of disguise.
  • Agilio, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2so fast, server doesn't even have time to reply with a 200 document OK
  • bbjr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1It's not fast. It took so long it timed out and gave me a blank page.
  • debt, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7Ninja + Ajax = Ninjax if Nin = A then
    -> (Ninja/Ninjax) + (Ajax/Ninjax) = 1
    -> (1/x) + (A/Nin) = 1
    -> ((Nin)/((Nin)*(x)))+((A*x)/((Nin)*(x))) = 1
    -> (Nin+A*x)/(Nin*x) = 1
    -> 2A*x/Ax = 1
    -> A = 1
  • ericesquire, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5OMG what a pile of *****
  • artificialhero, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4in the time it took to load i walked to the store and bought a real dictionary, got home and looked up the word i wanted.

  • seandfeeney, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I beg to differ i just sat for about thirty seconds for the site to look up bastard
  • infowar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1This site is super slow! It really sucks, better site...www.dictionary.com
  • jsowder18, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
  • solidhubris, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1"Could not get the definition for ninja. There may be network problems."

    And it calls itself a ninja?
    • Ghstfce, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6It COULD tell you what a ninja is... But then it'd have to kill you.
  • mathchemist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Funny how the digg efffect has slowed down the ninja. It wont return me the words I queried complaining about possible server problems.
  • Taume, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Could not get the definition for milk. Another ajax amateur... just use dictionary.com :D
  • lumbergh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1There is but one natural enemy of the ninja: the digga.
  • craaaig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Could not get the definition for slow. There may be network problems.
  • Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Am I the only one who thought of the Pokemon Ninjask when I read this? "Ninjax" reminded me of it...
  • thomashallock, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5You want a fast dictionary? Put the moust over a word and type [apple] + [control] + 'd'.

    (Mac OS X only)
    • morcheeba, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Or, highlight the word and right click "Look up in dictionary..."

      The cool thing about these two tricks are that, while they are OSX only, they work in all sorts of applications. The functionality is built in to OS, not the individual programs, so you'll find it in unexpected and handy places.
    • Fosnez, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Or you could just use Opera...
  • Eising, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I'm not impressed. I couldn't find antidisestablishmentarialism in that dictionary...
    • Apocalyps3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4It's "Antidisestablishmentarianism", and yes, it's in there.

      "(n) : a political philosophy opposed to the separation of church and state, esp. opponents in 19th century England against separating the Anglican church from the state; referred to as an atypically long word for showing intellectual pretence."
  • LJRod82, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Ninja dictionaries. Ninja burgers. What ninja-based wonder will the internet bring next?
    • PoVRAZOR, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Killing via the internet.
    • WhiskerTheMad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"Killing via the internet."

      Sign me the ***** up.
  • N2O1138, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@Eising

    Try again...

    antidisestablishmentarianism
    (n) : a political philosophy opposed to the separation of church and state, esp. opponents in 19th century England against separating the Anglican church from the state; referred to as an atypically long word for showing intellectual pretence
  • sirnicholai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The first word took awhile to load, but it seems to be back at regular ninja speed now.
  • dimension89, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2ninjawords
    (n) : A super fast dictionary for people who flip out and totally uppercut kids for opening windows.
    "Ninjas spend their time at ninjawords when they're not stabbing or flying"


    yea i liked that :P
  • CompUComp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Wow it's quicker and slightly better than dictionary.com! Dugg x 1000!! XD

    Even better, it links to WIKIPEDIA too! Ninja's are attacking!! Be aware!
    • Circuitsoft, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Well, Wiktionary, Wikimedia's dictionary project.

      Anyway, I wish it would update definitions as you were typing in real time, then append them to the page on enter key. That would be very nice and very "fast like a ninja"
  • jewdiknight, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2cumslut
    (n) : (usually derogatory) A person seen as one who will do anything to receive a man's semen, particularly in an orifice
  • BlackAdderIII, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Having played with it for a bit, I've got to say that is about the best link I have received this month.

    Dugg for being excellent/funny/useful.
  • madskjaer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0So coool, but it hasn't got anything to do with ninjas :D
  • stelriah, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1i've got big cheeks.
  • burstaneurysm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Putting a pig's bladder over one's penis during intercourse is not a good contraceptive."
    Good to know. And knowing is half the battle. Thanks Ninjawords!

  • NinjaNoodles, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1First word I looked up was surreptitious. ;) Haha
    Example: His actions were surreptitious like that of a ninja. Pretty cool dictionary, I like how it keeps your previously looked up words in a growing list as you keep looking up words.
  • WhiskerTheMad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Holy smacktards that's fast. What's it written in?
  • digitallysick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It knows what myspace is, but not digg, how dare you ninja
  • miles32, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Couldn't tell me what micro is.
    proving I'm teh ownage
  • zeptobyte, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Sure, ninjas are fast. But when all ninjas are currently busy, you'll have to standby. But once a ninja becomes available, that ninja will process your request super fast!
  • Rhelim, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1heh. Search for Ninja...It takes a second =P
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