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- leodavinci, on 07/10/2008, -5/+54They must have really small penises.
- MarkusX, on 07/10/2008, -0/+34It's no wonder. They get the spam in 4 languages: German, French and Italian.
And english spam is widely available for everyone in the world anyway. Unfortunately. - coheedcollapse, on 07/10/2008, -0/+27In the war against spam, no one is neutral.
- rz8472, on 07/10/2008, -1/+24Hello, my name is Kenneth Obulu and I am seeking investors in my Nigerian Oil Investment Firm. All you need to do is make out a deposit of $2500 to...
- shutaro, on 07/10/2008, -1/+20That would make an awesome tag line for a movie.
- awtripp, on 07/10/2008, -0/+15Yes? Go on! I want in on OIL!
- mikeophile, on 07/10/2008, -4/+17Hast du einen Dinkledong?
Erhalten Sie eine große Mega-Schlong jetzt! - fakekevinrose, on 07/10/2008, -0/+12I for one will not stand by and let Switzerland to take 1st place. It is every Americans patriotic duty to sign up for as much penis enlargement/debt consolidation/finance your home loans/adult friend finder spam as posible
- leejarratt, on 07/10/2008, -0/+12You probably didn't find it funny because you have a small penis.
- inactive, on 07/10/2008, -4/+12Epic fail
- shutaro, on 07/10/2008, -2/+10I thought Switzerland was neutral?
- JoshuaLowe, on 07/10/2008, -2/+9Spamming Swiss people with ads for fake Swiss watches = Kind of funny, actually.
"GUSTAV, WANT GENUINE ROLEX 20 FRANCS?" - lazyfisherman, on 07/10/2008, -0/+6That's great Kenneth, I'd love to do business with you. But first I need you to make out a deposit of $3500 to a secure bank account, the details of which I will provide to you in a future email. I intend to use this money to invest in a North Dakota oil field investment and, once I have made a healthy profit, I'll be sure to send you the $2500 to invest in your promising Nigerian Oil Investment firm ventures. Pleasure doing business with you!
- Kenzan, on 07/10/2008, -0/+5The should be spamming Luxembourg, which has the largest per capita income, at roughly $71,400 USD per person.
- CedEx, on 07/10/2008, -1/+6In Switzerland, that email would come in these variations...
Hallo, ist mein Name Kenneth Obulu und ich suche Investoren in meiner nigerischen Öl-Investmentgesellschaft. Alles, das Sie tun müssen, ist, eine Ablagerung von $2500 auszumachen…
Bonjour, mon nom est Kenneth Obulu et je cherche des investisseurs dans ma société de placement en valeurs mobiliéres nigérienne d'huile. Tout que vous devez faire est de faire un dépôt en $2500…
Ciao, il mio nome è Kenneth Obulu e sto cercando gli investitori nella mia compagnia d'investimento mobiliare nigeriana dell'olio. Tutto che dobbiate fare è di fare fuori un deposito di $2500… - TrevorPace, on 07/10/2008, -1/+6Just for future reference when you say you are going to list four things and you only list three it makes your sentence incomplete.
- Omek, on 07/10/2008, -2/+5Damn... and I thought my daily spam was bad.
- sailadayaway, on 07/10/2008, -1/+4don't forget Rumantsch!
- PeterNorton, on 07/10/2008, -2/+5Wow. Haven't thought about this one. Makes sense.
- Hubbell, on 07/10/2008, -2/+5This is outrageous! As an American I'm so used to being #1 at everything (or at least told we're #1 at everything) that I can't let this stand as-is. I'm going to complain to my congresspeople right now! Let's all get this done people. America needs to be #1.
- pyrotix, on 07/10/2008, -1/+4The fourth language was English, read it more carefully.
But yes, there are 3 types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. - mrbradg, on 07/10/2008, -0/+3Spam + Gmail= Nada
- Nin10dude, on 07/10/2008, -2/+5My exact thought after reading the headline.
- Emachine, on 07/10/2008, -0/+3Who cares? Just Use Gmail. Spam isn't bothering me at all.
I currently have 1300 in my Spam folder, and get about 40 new ones daily. And only about 2 spam messages make it to my inbox monthly. - blackjack75, on 07/11/2008, -0/+2Huh.. maybe you live in a cave? Be happy, this is your first answer from Switzerland. Print it and frame it!
- GramarNazi, on 07/10/2008, -1/+3There's a fifth language in Switzerland: Romansch.
- ZachE84, on 07/10/2008, -0/+2I get no junk email. Neither do other smart people who use Gmail.
- waydee, on 07/10/2008, -1/+3I got genuine snail mail scamspam not long ago, apparently i'd won a few million Euros in the Spanish Lottery.
I've got it pinned on my wall, i'm honoured some spanish criminal spent the time to print and send me it. - swizz, on 07/10/2008, -3/+5that wasn't cool ...
- nitrojunky24, on 07/10/2008, -0/+2doesn't it just mean that they send less legitimate e-mails then everyone else? so the percentage of legitimate emails decreases and spam increases?
- antdude, on 07/11/2008, -0/+1I want to get an e-mail accouint where I can have unlimited to my own host and be able to check ALL of them. Close/Cancel any of the useless one in the future. I know, run my own domain and servers, but I am not an admin. :/
- inactive, on 07/10/2008, -2/+3Bonjour, mon nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom....
- pckbeta, on 07/10/2008, -2/+3It's because that giant cross on their flag is like a target.
- AsusMobo, on 07/10/2008, -2/+3I get 0 spam. I though we figured out how to block spam a long time ago . You just make a separate gmail account for every website you sign up for, then never login to them again.
- mrBitch, on 07/11/2008, -1/+2that wasn't a scam, you DID win a few million Euros from the Spanish Lottery (remember that spanish drinking holiday?)
Anyway, your rights to collect have expired, and the funds have been released back into Spain's homeless & the needy fund. - sockpuppets, on 07/10/2008, -2/+3Viagra is spelled the same in all languages, isn't it?
- inactive, on 07/11/2008, -0/+1I use Gmail. I get a crapload of spam.
- sevenalive, on 07/11/2008, -0/+1easy way to solve that.
filter is:spam, and delete it. Then it won't be in your spam folder either! - Lucas123, on 07/11/2008, -1/+2Eh. You just don't get it.
- blackjack75, on 07/11/2008, -0/+1Dvorak?
- inactive, on 07/10/2008, -1/+2phail.
- bwilson14, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Why does this not surprise me? Maybe because spammers figure they have nothing better to do than sit on their computers.
- inactive, on 07/10/2008, -3/+3I've only found one service that will actually eliminate spam 100% of the time:
http://tinyurl.com/spamisbad - Brassbud, on 07/10/2008, -0/+0This is strange given how a recent article on Digg (about a woman from Naperville, IL) was stated that the U.S received the most. This article seems to say that not only do the Swiss recieve the most, but Americans recieve less than average amounts of spam.
- UtahApocalyse, on 07/10/2008, -3/+3I like swiss cheese on spam
- sailadayaway, on 07/10/2008, -2/+2You think email spam is bad there, they snail mail you spam too, I used to throw out at least 75% of the mail I got when I lived there.
- lasterisk, on 07/10/2008, -0/+0everything is outsourced, except ownership?
- leejarratt, on 07/10/2008, -1/+1It's Fail you idiot.
- fas2, on 07/10/2008, -1/+1Damn I knew it!
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