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- Chompy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+41Anyone found in possession of gummy bears is obviously a freedom-hating terrorist.
- CharlesDarwin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35mmmmm forbidden gummi
- vedichymn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Why did this get dugg down, it's true. We were looking to deploy fingerprint scanners along with our Windows 2000 rollout, but held off because of this exact reason.
- TheWalkingDude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11This was a Kevin Rose Dark Tip:
http://www.g4tv.com/screensavers/episodes/3519/Windows_Media_10_Biometric_Security_Hack_Rock_the_Vote.html - donatj, on 10/12/2007, -11/+22Old news, read this like 4 years ago
- sundancekid503, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Cutting someone's hand off is easier
- ASoggyWaffle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10it was not AOTS (they couldnt do somthing besides talk about halo 3) it was on TSS
- OrcusThanatos, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9My method to beat fingerprint scanners works 100% of the time. All it requires is a cigar cutter.
1. Tell your mark you are going to show him a new magic trick.
2. Have the mark insert finger through hole in cigar cutter.
3. Cut off your mark's finger using the cigar cutter.
4. While he's jumping up and down in pain, steal his wallet.
5. Go shopping. - scinju, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8No, Gummi Bears would be number two.
Bears. That's the real threat in this country! BEARS! - krakelohm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6...retinal... had to read that a second time. First time rectal seemed just a tad wrong.
- CharlesDarwin, on 10/12/2007, -9/+13MacGyver!
- nosebleed, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I can see Stephen Colbert now...
"And number one on the Threat Down....
GUMMI BEARS!" - benhiler, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5yea Krose did this on AOTS a while back he had his favorite type of bears but he still did it
- HunterZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5And it's still a tasty snack! Gives new meaning to the phrase "finger food", doesn't it? ;)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4the problem with finger prints as a secret, is they aren't a secret. you leave them everywhere, open for the world to pick up. this is why it's used by crime investigators, because it's easily obtainable.
what genius made the leap to thinking that was a good idea for a secret access method? - ghostmac, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Agreed, dismemberment is much more fun than candy bears.
- CaptainEO, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6"Bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears!" - what I expected to see in the article. Very disappointed.
- rasterbator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Dateline Hollywood:
A band of terrorists mistakenly kidnapped the Country Bears this weekend during a shoot on the set of their new movie "You Can Take the Bear Out of The Country, But…" - leftfoot, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6Wasn't this on the Screensavers about a year and a half ago?
- rasterbator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Not if the device also senses heat, but nice try.
- harley999, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2GOLD!!!
We Say: No one mentioned that using the gummi bear method, you can not only “eat the evidence”, you get to enjoy a nice little candy snack in the process. - Lewisham, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Hang on, what?
I JUST WOKE UP FOUR YEARS INTO THE PAST!
My world is dissolving! - wjglenn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1And just because you didn't read about it 4 years ago doesn't make it new.
- rocke86, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Gummi Bears Cartoons
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0AE16950F9A3D142 - gpd209, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I'm with lilgryph.
- theblooms, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Due to the gummy bears all over the breakroom, We Are Upgrading Our Alert Level From "Blackwatch Plaid" to Alert Level "Moving Pictures."
- xcheats, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Most have.
- lilgryph, on 10/12/2007, -6/+6"wah wah! this is old!"
RTFA you whiners.
"Alice Adds: While this story is not new, it is interesting to note that nothing has been done yet to fix the problem."
Plus, just because YOU read it 4 years ago, doesn't mean the entire digg userbase has. - rastan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1"A Japanese cryptographer named Tsutomu Matsumoto has"
found that by taking old news and then suddenly talking about it like it's new and you invented it, that people will think you are smart and fund your research projects :) - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Indeed, it actually is quite tasty..
Google for more info. - jasonsfakename, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Well sir, it seems that our multimillion dollar computer system has been foiled by a yellow gummy bear.
Damn those Gummies!!! - Ibox, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1How's a football team become a threat
- brandizzle, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1It's sad when people need to start thinking of ways like this to protect their privacy.
- DimitroffVodka, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Heard about this years ago too.
- DigiDave, on 10/12/2007, -30/+5"According to experts, a person's smell is so unique it offers the military an alternative method of identification, as effective as retinal scans and fingerprinting but far less invasive."
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