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- Area51mafia, on 10/12/2007, -2/+76I'm giving this a "meh", it's just not that funny.
My mom does get kind of weirded out by the packages I get in the mail though, probably does think it's something illegal. - inkyblue2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+66i speak teat. don't you?
- noamsml, on 10/12/2007, -3/+55A programmable memory chip.
- tsupersonic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40Here's a funny article, I think it's been dugg a long time ago, but it's alright.
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
Love the part w/ AMD. - willcode4beer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+38if your child answers anything other than a dance to that question, then he might be a ...
- berwiki, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32redneck?
- LordofChaosIori, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32I think the UPS packages are actually true I get those all the time ;)
I do feel sorry for all the people on my street with unprotected Wi-Fi connections... free bandwith! Shh... - StarManta, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29I don't speak teat, but I'd like to understand what the hell they're saying.
- willcode4beer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22lmao, "trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL"
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22@HitlerEatsKids:
You obviously don't know what satire is. - Fedge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17I would love to get my hands on this Lunix they're talking about. Maybe it only runs on those third world AMD chips.
- nickdr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18"The UPS man is a drug dealer, and he don't even know it."
- Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.) - wwwdot1jesdotus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21"7yp35 1|| l3@7 3xc351vly"
15||'7 17 5p3113d 3xc3551v3ly? - bvaughn, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17http://duggmirror.com
- wwwdot1jesdotus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Isn't it?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9@pixelmixer
You can find out if the FBI has a file on you by submitting an FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request. The funny part is, I found out that requesting information to see if you have a file, if you don't, will START a file (or add to it if you do)... - pbaehr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1032) His sense of humor is woefully inadequate and forced, but validated by other, equally unfunny people on an obscure internet list website.
- neonpulse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7I'm yet to meet a hacker who steals money for themselves...some bad stereotyping going on there.
Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker
-- TinMan of Chicago 2600 / DefCon 312 - berlamont, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Uhm yeah 2600 is still around, I just bought one 2 days ago from B&N, they're still a pretty good read.
- LordofChaosIori, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8OMG I have flash on my computer! I am teh hax0r. lol.
- seventoes, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6You know that little bar at the top of your screen? You can type in there!
- mb3581, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Ha, took me forever to figure out what the hell that meant. I finally deciphered it
- bfdhud, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5That was sorta lame, and there were a couple of dupe entries on the list.
It does get a digg for effort though. - Silverphoenix55, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Meh, ok, kind of funny.
- wheel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5This failed pretty hard. Not even a chuckle from any of the entries. =/
- psyber, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Eh, this had potential, but ultimately failed. Sad.
- inkyblue2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3ok, so of these 31, 10 have negative votes. this is just a "chuck norris facts" style page in its extreme infancy, which seems to say that it was submitted in order to solicit votes rather than to actually be entertaining. marked as "lame."
- jonj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3this is stupid.
also the second page from "keepersoflists.org" that has gotten to the front page in two days. i smell a rat. - nickdr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Coca Cola isn't for hackers. Mountain Dew is.
marked as inaccurate. - forgiste, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Okay, that was horrible...
SeQueL is not only NOT a movie REMAKE anyway, it also isn't the same thing as SQL, which the writer implies by typing a capital S Q and L. Sequel is a totally different language. - khag7, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I fall into 2 3 5 6 7 8 and 11 but then none of the rest. The top 10 are pretty accurate actually. The rest isn't that funny.
- nickdr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4you're getting dugg down because you clearly didn't read the article. i copied and pasted this from the article for you:
"He thinks a prom is a programmable memory chip."
I hope that clears this up for you. - austindkelly, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5is 2600 even still around?
- jhshukla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2that's why they got voted for.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Yeah, it's from 2001.
- danielman94, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Yay Mountain Dew! Definitely the hacker drink.
- BlackCow, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5@willcode4beer
a geek - southport, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Uh.. Son? There's a Mr. Gonzalez on the phone that wants to speak to you. He said it's urgent.
- johngault, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1types in leat excesivly (spelled wrong)
types in leet excessively is what he meant. - andrew311, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Top 31 signs you posted an asinine digg. This is so fricken stupid. I can't believe people dugg this.
- twisterrust, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1 Fedge : The funny thing is that when you click on the digg link, read the first comment "I think I remember reading this a couple of years ago. Very old. " lol
- followme, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I can think of /*257*/ different signs.
- adolfojp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That read like something from out of bbspot.com
- SweetsGreen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2gay....
- aer0sense, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1" If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day."
/such bs./..ffs 30 minutes! - solracarevir, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2is this your definition of funny? some of them are good, but the 90% of them are lame
- zbeast, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Last year I decided to race out my mustang and upgrade my library.
I ordered about 20 different Items from Steeda.com and about the double that amount
of books and videos from amazon.com.
All of them shipped in separate orders thought UPS.
The UPS man was dropping by my place almost every other day.
He was really starting to give me the evil eye.
No hacking, no Carding just fully legal purchases. - Derrekito, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I actually read the 2600. The new Issue just came out not to long ago.
- masona3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1My braincells... they're MELTING!
- thrlls33kr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1if the condoms in your bedroom have been in their original shrink-wrap package for a longer time than the vintage Star Wars figures you "purchased" on eBay ... you might be a nerd
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