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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+28That Batman is dead to me. Christian Bale is the true dark knight. I felt like I was getting "owned" by a movie the entire time I watched Batman Begins.
- aboutblank, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20I found:
/* XXX: BIG BIG IMPORTANT FAT NOTE! :XXX
*
* The first rule of fight club is:
* You do not include ssl/ssl.h.
* The second rule of fight club is:
* You DO NOT include ssl/ssl.h.
...
* The seventh rule of fight club is:
* The compilation will go as long as there is still something to compile.
* The eight, and final rule of fight club is:
* If this your first peek at this .h file, you HAVE TO COMPILE! - Parmon, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17They are hacks because most of them are placed during a round of bug fixing. The code hacks are to fix bugs
- mynamewontfitin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Haha, this is fun...
http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=%22I+give+up%22&btnG=Search - JCDenton513, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Someone might stumble upon The Funniest Joke in the World. You have to warn people of the dangers of such endeavor. Remember you have to cover all bases.
- eean, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7Someone set up us the bomb.
- phytar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Whitaker was an intern who got hired by Live Journal (I think he's full time now - working for Six Apart). He must be the butt of a lot of jokes there.
- babayada, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Errr, why are you guys digging parmon down?
He was polite and informative and, indeed, those are the kind of hacks that are being referred to in the c-style comments. Or am I missing something? - chaos386, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Shouldn't that shirt say "The zeroth rule of computer club is..."?
- Down10, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"safari sucks": 1 result.
"mozilla sucks": 7 results.
"ie sucks": 100 results.
...'Nuff said. - rickcarson, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Play it backwards -> Bomb the US up-set someone
- mozami, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2What is Bill Gates doing in my code?
http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=%22bill+gates%22&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr= - MonsterMonster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2These are so awesome! I don't feel alone anymore :p
- NSMike, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4"move zig" is another good to search for, and any other variation of All Your Base quotes.
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -1/+3In some MS code:
http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&q=+%22donkey+dick%22+show:QWL_YRq1uxs:gw5Vuk5wb2g:gY3a6MOVotg&sa=N&cd=5&ct=rc&cs_p=http://center.cie.hallym.ac.kr/~yuko/cgi-bin/ez2000/system/db/linux/upload/45/1070214716/MS-DOS.6.0.Source.Code.zip&cs_f=dosshell/shell/graphics.c#a0
Searching for this stuff is kind of fun. - mikesum32, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2celdrop/src/randlogout.h
189: {CEL_LOGOUT, "You are the weakest link, Goodbye."},
{CEL_LOGOUT, "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"},
{CEL_LOGOUT, "Piss off George!"}, - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Google Code Search includes tons of Sourceforge projects. Just do "package:sourceforge.net" when searching.
- AZTriGuy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Best line in there about temporary hacks to fix a widget:
"Note: this "temporary hack" has been in here for years."
Also, look in the "***** me gently with a chainsaw" section, and find the code for the game "xevil", it's an old side scroller from the mid/late-90's. That was part of a huge list of "witty sayings", pretty good stuff in there. - dick-richardson, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4***** it
http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&q=+%*****+it%22&start=10&sa=N - Muncher, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3"Warning: swear words and jokes may appear."
Now, I can see why some people might appreciate a warning that the post contains foul language, but jokes? - heffer2k02, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1i like:
"i hate myself" - thomashallock, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Is it just me or does this bar graph look someone shooting the finger:
http://predius.org/blog/2006/10/05/*****-per-source-package-and-license/
... a seven fingered hand, but it's giving the finger nonetheless. - analogue40, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1my $bollocks;
http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=bollocks&btnG=Search - Hutch34, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1 2496: # hella robust img options. (width,height,align,alt,title)
# s2quickreply does it all. like whitaker's mom.
my $width = $opts->{'img_width'} + 0;
The whitaker's mom ones had me laughing so hard:-) - Hutch34, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1haha, thats awesome!!!
- LouCypher, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1use the force, luke (50 results)
http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=%22use+the+force%2C+luke%22
use the *foo*, luke (300)
http://www.google.com/codesearch?as_q=use+the+%5Cw%2B%2C+luke - Sneezewort, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=%22not+my+fault%22&btnG=Search
- crazybrit, on 10/12/2007, -7/+7How are these "hacks" again?
- mapkinase, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Most of the search results are comments. I want code displayed right there in the search window, without clicking on the links to original code.
- rodrigomuniz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=%22IE+sucks%22&btnG=Search
:) - blastradius, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Anyone know the history behind "Whitaker's Mom"? Those comments seem to originate via Six Apart.
Pretty funny, but I wonder who the original Whitaker is. - NoSuchAgency, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0chaos386: yes it should :) Another n00b throws an off-by-one error...
- harpreetgiani, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=%22george+bush%22
6422: % Following George Bush, just get rid of widows and orphans.
widowpenalty=10000
484: /* for t-mode messaging, change this according to political environment */
#define WARMONGER "George Bush"
126: "Dick Cheney" gtf_puts("Big Dick");
"George Bush Sr." |
"George H W Bush" gtf_puts("Daddy"); BEGIN(INW); - afewscoops, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"I don't know why this works"
http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=%22I+don%27t+know+why+this+works%22 - ricree, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3I was honestly a little impressed by how many of the "holy *****"'s were in actual code rather than the comments.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1php + lgpl programmers: what would your grandma's think?!?!?
- selphishnerd, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1my favorite variable name!
http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=bigboy&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr= - foamweapons, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1I recently wrote some software with this in it...
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integer extraBooya = (integer)fRand(99999);
DIALOG_HELL_CHANNEL = DIALOG_HELL_CHANNEL + extraBooya; //add more Booya - mneinast, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4"***** me gently with a chainsaw"
- sippykup, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Anyone know why google code search doesn't seem to include any sourceforge projects?
- Staxx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=%22donkey+dick%22&btnG=Search
This one is foul ! - Black913Hole, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2the eighth rule of computer club is...
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=399 - naph, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0there are some funny ones in here to...
http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&q=+wanker&sa=N
i also reccomend trying "*****", "pussy", "*****", and just about any other obscene phrase you can think of.
;) - EbenieRosa, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1How many times are we gonna see odesearches on the front page?
- blueigloo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1now heres the tricky part..
- rzalegend, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0 if(t.replace("Microsoft", "Windows", false) != "Windows sucks! Destroy Microsoft! Microsoft must die!")
lol - timon00, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Holy atomic pile ! this sucks
- jackminardi, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1this is boring
- tjmb9, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2"owned" by a movie?
- thedude1181984, on 10/12/2007, -14/+6i don't remember when Robin said "Holy ***** Batman"...
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