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- animewars, on 10/12/2007, -0/+106Was it just me, or was that incredibly long?
- rickbauls, on 10/12/2007, -2/+91And he called it Google Earth.
- DrakeGTA, on 10/12/2007, -7/+95Mind numbing flame war begins in three, two, one…
- ichbinladen, on 10/12/2007, -8/+75Dugg for blasphemy.
- therernospoons, on 10/12/2007, -3/+58I was waiting for the part where God gets locked out of the system for incorrect login attempts.
- LordofShadows, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain, how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+54MalcolmXC: Shut the hell up.
http://digg.com/userblock/25247 - steelmaverick, on 10/12/2007, -5/+54GOD USES LINUX!!!
[user@heaven /home]$ su god
Password : brucealmighty
Correct Password
[god@heaven]# LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!
No such file or command
[god@heaven]# make install light.rpm
Done. - mixd, on 10/12/2007, -4/+51That's how they spell it in the UK.
- webwormx, on 10/12/2007, -10/+54"In the beginning there was the Computer.",
"And God said",
"C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT!",
"Enter user-id.",
"C:>GOD",
"Enter password.",
"C:>OMNISCIENT",
"Password incorrect. Try again.",
"C:>OMNIPOTENT",
"Password incorrect. Try again.",
"C:>TECHNOCRAT",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 1.",
"C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT!",
"Unrecognisable command. Try again.",
"C:>CREATE LIGHT",
"Done",
"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:01:00, day 1.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 2.",
"C:>LET THERE BE FIRMAMENT IN THE MIDST OF WATER AND LIGHT",
"Unrecognisable command. Try again..",
"C:>CREATE FIRMAMENT",
"Done.",
"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 2.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.",
"C:>LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR",
"Too many characters in specification string. Try again.",
"C:>CREATE DRY_LAND",
"Done.",
"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"C:>LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS",
"Too many characters in specification string. Try again.",
"C:>CREATE PLANTS",
"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"So it was; the Earth yielded fresh growth, plants bearing seed. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 3.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 4.",
"C:>CREATE LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT TO DIVIDE THE DAY FROM THE NIGHT",
"Unspecified type. Try again.",
"C:>CREATE SUN_MOON_STARS",
"Done",
"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"These lights governed day and night and separated light from darkness. And God saw there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 4.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 5.",
"C:>CREATE FISH",
"Done",
"C:>CREATE FOWL",
"Done",
"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 5.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 6.",
"C:>CREATE CATTLE",
"Done",
"C:>CREATE CREEPY_THINGS",
"Done",
"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"C:>NOW LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR IMAGE",
"Unspecified type. Try again.",
"C:>CREATE MAN",
"Done",
"C:>BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND OVER THE FOWL OF THE AIR AND OVER EVERY LIVING THING THAT CREEPETH UPON THE EARTH",
"Too many command operands. Try again.",
"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 6 errors.",
"C:>INSERT BREATH",
"Done",
"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 5 errors.",
"C:>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN OF EDEN",
"File Garden of Eden does not exist.",
"C:>CREATE GARDEN.EDN",
"Done",
"C:>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN.EDN",
"Done",
"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 4 errors.",
"C:>COPY WOMAN FROM MAN",
"Done",
"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 3 errors.",
"C:>CREATE DESIRE",
"Done",
"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 2 errors.",
"C:>CREATE FREEWILL",
"Done",
"C:>RUN FREEWILL",
"And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn",
"Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.",
"C:>UNDO DESIRE",
"Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.",
"C:>DELETE FREEWILL",
"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",
"Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.",
"C:>HELP",
"Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.",
"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"Try again",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"cancel",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"quit",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"C:>CREATE TREE_OF_KNOWLEDGE",
"And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn",
"Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.",
"C:>CREATE GOOD, EVIL",
"Done",
"C:>ACTIVATE EVIL",
"And God saw he had created shame.",
"Warning system error. Missing or corrupt file: Man and Woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.",
"C:>SCAN GARDEN.EDN FOR MAN, WOMAN",
"Search failed.",
"C:>DELETE SHAME",
"Shame cannot be deleted. File may be in use by Freewill.",
"C:>DELETE FREEWILL",
"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",
"Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.",
"C:>STOP",
"Unrecognizable command. Try again",
"C:>BREAK",
"C:>BREAK",
"C:>BREAK",
"ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR MAINTENANCE IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.",
"C:>CREATE NEW WORLD",
"You have exceeded your allocated file space.",
"You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.",
"C:>DESTROY EARTH",
"Destroy earth: Please confirm.",
"COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.",
"SERVICES WILL RESUME day 8 AT 00:00:00",
"YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.",
"And God logged off at 23:59:59, day 6.",
" ",
"And God rested." - OandA, on 10/12/2007, -2/+41Who built the computer?
And now all the posts saying i bet it was running windows or os x or linux. - pak314, on 10/12/2007, -3/+41Did God use a 300 baud modem?
- Archon810, on 10/12/2007, -0/+36Firefox, press Ctrl-U.
- ShawnHunt, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36I couldn't sit through it all. Digg for effort though.
- cyroxos, on 10/12/2007, -25/+57About as accurate as the Bible.
- jamsea, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31That's actually how they spell it in every country that speaks English... Except for the United States for some reason.
- mistshadow2k4, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29"GOD USES LINUX!!!"
Yeah, but the problem is he used Windows 98 to design humans. Go figure. - xxrazor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27that's the point of digg.com
for people to find this cool stuff and tell us - eurichunt, on 10/12/2007, -24/+50***** creationist contextual propaganda.
C:DELETE USER GOD
User does not exist. - MonkeyLord, on 10/12/2007, -5/+30Yeah it was long... but I thought it was funny.
- TenebrousX, on 10/12/2007, -3/+27I don't know, I didn't bother finishing it
- foolfromhell, on 10/12/2007, -9/+32Damned Americans and their "American English"
- kevinmotel, on 10/12/2007, -4/+26mmmm sacrilicious
- LucasVB, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23The sys admin, of course.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25talk about a sense of humor
- neszis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22boring, but interesting?
...what? - tuxidomasx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20just view the source and read it all like that
quicker than waiting for it to type itself out - oskite, on 10/12/2007, -5/+25Perhaps burying all flames, despite their opinions, would be a go— what's that? Oh, right.
*gets needles -dugg- deep -down- into skin for such an obsurd idea* - digginghacker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19why can't anybody spell atheist right?
- xutopia, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20No wonder we're all doomed!! He created it using MS-DOS!!
On a side note who created God? - PhairOh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Xenu
- Striss, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18It's worth it once you get to Day 6
- Klisk, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19Yawn. Matrix did it. :(
- bakagaigin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Wow, that's waaay longer than I sat through.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15yeah, just read the source code, it's much faster
- vardhan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14I like how the errors started popping up once Man was created.
- archerx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14It was using DOS obviously.
- SimonGray, on 10/12/2007, -6/+18No it's not. The OS is called MS-DOS or Windows, the shell is called COMMAND.COM on MS-DOS based systems (Win 1 to ME included) and cmd.exe on Windows 2000 and onwards. Right now Microsoft is developing a new shell called Windows PowerShell (previously went by the the codename "Monad") which is going to succeed cmd.exe.
Just thought I'd clear up some misunderstandings. - MSTK, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16The very few jokes in there get old after a while.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12bsd actually
- kapsar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Interestingly enough Isaac Asimov wrote a short story about something like this. Man created a computer to determine how to undo entropy and the computer designed better computers and became more powerful, it kept growing in size (asimov didn't think computers would shrink in size and would stay huge) eventually had to go into an interdemtional space and in the end the computer creates light after the universe where man had existed had been destroyed.
- fishsoda, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14killall freewill
killall desire
killall shame
chmod -R 777 * - jsilva, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10and God can't remember the CREATE command :p
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Simply boring.
There could've been many things different. I was waiting for a change in background when it said "Create Light"
But it was all boring. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11@xxrazor
When was the last time you saw an atheist suicide bomb some thing or some one? When was the last time you saw an atheist nail some one to a cross?
When was the last time you saw an atheist burn some one at the stake?
I could go on but I'm sure you get the point. - LordofShadows, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12By that logic windows is called ntoskrnl.
- cyberrigger, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9God uses javascript on a Linux server (made to look like MSDOS).
Look at the page source. - LordofShadows, on 10/12/2007, -7/+15It's called ms-dos.
- TheKillDoctor, on 10/12/2007, -11/+19We did.
- xipotec, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Started out good but after a while all the jokes got repetitive.
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