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- bannus, on 11/09/2007, -1/+72Unfortunately I'm not brave enough to turn in one of these. :D
- seanthebond, on 11/09/2007, -2/+58"Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Kevin Rose."
Aw common. Somebody was going to put in his name sooner or later. - Zhay, on 11/09/2007, -0/+53"At first glance pedophilia may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood."
"We can conclude that the gestation plays a large part in the lives of all." - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+50"Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Unfortunately I'm not brave enough to turn in one of these. :D. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Unfortunately I'm not brave enough to turn in one of these. :D. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, Unfortunately I'm not brave enough to turn in one of these. :D
What can we conclude? Well, Unfortunately I'm not brave enough to turn in one of these. :D" - ashingular, on 10/12/2007, -0/+42"Nothing represents every day life better than lesbians, and I mean nothing. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets lesbians they are changed."
AMEN, ESSAY GENERATOR. AMEN. - Takteek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22The essays that made me laugh the most were when I put in things like:
"a subject"
"what this essay is about"
"something good to write an essay about"
for the topic... because then you get stuff like this:
"While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind what this essay is about, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of what this essay is about." - Bob042, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Wow, some of the other stuff is even more messed up. For example, the intelligence test consists of:
1)5x5=?
25
Yes you are intelligent.
Suitable jobs for you include:
astronaut, brain surgeon and rocket scientist. - kingfoot, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17@ night...LMFAO
- RichPowers, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15"Think back to the first time you ever heard of the Goatse Man. The constantly changing fashionable take on the Goatse Man demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably the Goatse Man is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that the Goatse Man is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile."
hahahahah - allenu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14"The subject of Steven Seagal has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Steven Seagal."
So true! - elpayo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Conclusion
In conclusion, chocolate salty balls deserves all of the attention it gets. It inspires, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and most importantly it perseveres.
I shall give the final word to star Whoopi Hanks: 'I love chocolate salty balls? Yes! Hurray for chocolate salty balls!' - fredricko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13"I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further."
'Readers inteligence'? How about "reader's intelligence". Oh the irony hahaha. - DanmanD87, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12And I thought I would actually have to write my paper this weekend...
- curseyouberkley, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Best website ever!
- Bob042, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9 An essay on digg
Society begins and ends with digg...
....We can conclude that the digg parades along man's streets and man waves back. It fills a hole, provides financial security and never hides.
One final thought from the talented Nicole Paltrow: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without digg by my side.' [3]
Okay then. Sadly, an essay like this would probably at least get a passing grade. - friend18, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8The subject of anal sex is a controversial issue. In depth analysis of anal sex can be an enriching experience. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that anal sex is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve.
This site is good! lol - sembetu, on 11/09/2007, -0/+7/Sorry, I could not resist.
An essay on Blowjobs
Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Blowjobs. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is important to remember that �what goes up must come down.� Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen�s recent publication �Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A society without Blowjobs is like a society without knowledge, in that it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.
Recent thought on Blowjobs has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it�s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model of economics.
Interest
Blowjobs
It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Blowjobs is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Even a child could work out that interest will continue to follow Blowjobs for the foreseeable future. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.
Political Factors
No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing night and day.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the famous political Noah T. Time 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If Blowjobs be the food of politics, play on.
I hope, for our sake that Blowjobs will endure.
Conclusion
To reiterate, Blowjobs parades along man's streets and man waves back. It enlightens our daily lives, ensures financial stability, though Blowjobs brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Blowjobs.
Let's finish with a thought from star Keanu Spielberg: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Blowjobs ROCKS!!! [3]
[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] My Blowjobs! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing - flipside89, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Sweet...I wonder if my english teacher will get sober enough to tell that my writing "style" changed...
- Aooogah, on 11/09/2007, -0/+7"Since the Renaissance butt sex has become more and more prevalent. May it continue."
"We can say with certainty butt sex parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, brought up a generation and statistically it's great." - gerkin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Great ... a spam generator. Just what the world needed.
- Takteek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Oh wow... I just realized they don't filter HTML tags! I did an essay on a smiley face. =D
- dmoney22, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5'Given that its influence pervades our society, butt sex is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters.'
- BadassCheese, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"Conclusion
We can conclude that the pedophilia plays a large part in the lives of all. It enlightens our daily lives, ensures financial stability and never hides.
I will leave the last word to the famous Miles Love Hewitt: 'You win some, you loose some, but pedophilia wins most often.' " - scott1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=anessayonhomeworkxt1.png
- Lane, on 11/09/2007, -0/+4PHILOSOPHY TERM PAPER DONE!
- Rhaegal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I typed in George Bush, and it creeped me out:
http://rhaegal.com/GeorgeBush.gif - inactive, on 11/09/2007, -2/+6"Is Pokemon politically correct, in every sense?" ***** YEAH
"In summary, Pokemon has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong." ***** YEAH! - Flappy3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Let's finish with a thought from star OzzySpielberg: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without ninjas by my side.' [3]
- biometricks, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5"We cannot talk of l33t and politics without remembering the words of the uncompromising Kuuipo T. Time 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] What a fantastic quote. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'l33t wins votes.' Simple as that.
While l33t may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not" - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4>Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Blowjobs.
LMAO. - DragonAura, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"In order to understand our selves, we must first understand iPod. In depth analysis of iPod can be an enriching experience."
"When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - iPod is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. To put it simply, people like iPod."
"Recent studies indicate that oil prices world wide are driven entirely by iPod."
"How much responsibility lies with iPod? We can say that iPod has a special place in the heart of mankind. It replenishes the self, invades where necessary and most importantly it perseveres."
"Since the Renaissance iPod has become more and more prevalent. May it continue."
"As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Courteney Malkovitch: 'You win some, you loose some, but iPod wins most often.' [3]" - DoodleMaster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Well I put vagina in and it came out well.
An essay on VAGINA
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding VAGINA. Advancments in VAGINA can be linked to many areas. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that VAGINA is thought about eight times every day by so called 'babies', whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Social Factors
Much has been said about the influence of the media on VAGINA. Observers claim it smells of success.
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon VAGINA. To put it simply, people like VAGINA.
Economic Factors
(graph)
It is apparent from the graph that the influence of VAGINA is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Of course the national debt cannot sustain this instability for long. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing VAGINA and ones own image of themselves.
To quote nobel prize winner Achilles Shandy 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to VAGINA. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about VAGINA and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Conclusion
To conclude, VAGINA has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, it stimulates and statistically it's great.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Denzel Zeta-Jones 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without VAGINA by my side.' [3]
- ewithrow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5These randomly generated essays are remarkably poor quality. I recommend this random paper generator, developed by MIT (although you are not able to choose a topic):
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/ - kingfoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3" An essay on why wont you die?
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of why wont you die?. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of why wont you die?. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, why wont you die? is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that why wont you die? is rarely given rational consideration by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into why wont you die?. "
"How much responsibility lies with why wont you die?? We can say that why wont you die? has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, influences the influencers, and is always fashionably late." - foolfromhell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"In summary, Diggnation may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and it brings the best out in people."
'literally' plants seeds for harvest,"
How true - Splitt3rxx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3LOL, I can't believe it lets you use HTML, that's great.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/guinea_pig_slave/anessayoncrabs.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/guinea_pig_slave/anessayonmario.png - TheLlamaIs, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6 An essay on hobbits
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand hobbits. At first glance hobbits may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, hobbits is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably hobbits is often misunderstood by the easily lead, who just don't like that sort of thing. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is hobbits. - oneoverzero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3first thing i typed in too.
"certain critics have even dared to call pedophelia "Brilliant!" - RomieZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, Animal Feces is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock the easily lead, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Animal Feces. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Animal Feces." Wow, that turned about a lot better than I would have expected...
- calbff, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3Dugg strictly due to the reply sent to the school (click the link "Essay Generator 1 mark off passing A Level"):
9/25 - INSPITE OF YOUR ENTHUSIASTIC RESPONSE YOU HAVE FAILED TO DEVELOP A LEGAL ARGUMENT, OR CONSISTENTLY USE REAL WORDS.
That may be one of the funniest things I have ever read. - Lazrius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"To conclude girls has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong."
- scott1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2One more:
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=essayoninternettrollsrr9.png - scott1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3So what's your favorit eassy's. Use Screengrab(take image of document) ( http://andy.5263.org/screengrab/ )
and post them on Image shack so they won't take to much room(no one likes to scroll down ):
http://img244.imageshack.us/my.php?image=essay1160883765968ip9.png
http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=essay1160884184671ct6.png - Giggy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The generator must be broken.
"In conclusion, Dio deserves all of the attention it gets. It questions, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and is always fashionably late. The final say goes to the award winning Keanu Hendrix: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Dio ROCKS!!!" - green1152, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It's funny, because some idiot kid is going to try this for some class.. I've seen it done before in class where a few kid completely plagiarized. This is just the next level down. Ha.
- krazikamikaze, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"At first glance boobies may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood."
"Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of boobies."
"To quote the famous political Maximilian H. Amster 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] He was first introduced to boobies by his mother. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'boobies wins votes.' Simple as that."
That last paragraph is oddly accurate. - Kamakazi15, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2An essay on Manbearpig:
"Are you sitting comfortably? There are many factors which influenced the development of Manbearpig. Though Manbearpig is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Manbearpig is rarely given rational consideration by those politically minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance."
" In summary, Manbearpig has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enriches, applauds greatness and it is human.
I shall give the final word to star Stevie De Niro: 'Oooh yeah Manbearpig shoo badaby dooo.' [3]"
OMG this is the greatest thing ever. I'm laughing so hard at some of the stuff it comes up with. - aer0sense, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Inevitably computers is often misunderstood by so called 'babies', many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of computers. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
wth babies? I do want to pass my classes... - Splitt3rxx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1OMFG lol.
- Dugg2Death, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"To delve deeply into Rectal Itch is an exciting adventure. At first glance Rectal Itch may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood."
" In conclusion, Rectal Itch has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It fills a hole, influences the influencers, and always chips in.
One final thought from the talented Mariah Poppins: 'You win some, you loose some, but Rectal Itch wins most often.' [3] "
Funny as hell -
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