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Who dugg this? Made popular Nov 15, 2006

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  • JorgeGonzalez, on 11/06/2007, -38/+1406I don't get it. Every time I click that link, it comes right back to here. But when I hover over it, the link is different...

    Lemme try it in IE...

    Nope! GODDAMNIT!

    Lemme download Opera and try there. brb
  • eplawless, on 11/12/2007, -13/+549http://duggmirror.com/playable_web_games/How_to_Keep_Diggers_Busy_for_Hours/
  • JorgeGonzalez, on 10/29/2007, -34/+538I don't understand. It's just a circle, it seems. Is Digg borked today?
  • mighty_mouth, on 10/29/2007, -5/+395Keep trying, Jorge. It's bound to work eventually!!!
  • optimus_maximus, on 10/28/2007, -13/+370That is AWESOME. It's the same concept as the piece of paper that says "For a blond joke turn the paper over." I loved it when someone would flip it 5 or 6 times before they got it.
  • Mimorox, on 10/21/2007, -25/+309HTTP/1.1 302 Found
    Transfer-Encoding: chunked
    Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:24:32 GMT
    Server: Apache
    !!!---Location: http://digg.com/playable_web_games/How_to_Keep_Diggers_Busy_for_Hours
    --------------: ---
    Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
    Vary: Accept-Encoding,User-Agent


    Well theres the problem. =/
  • atrain, on 10/29/2007, -3/+223Dude, web 3.0 isn't out yet. You can't make the browser go places.
  • ho0ber, on 11/03/2007, -12/+223Marked as SPAM! Jeez, link to the actual site you bastard! I hate it when I have to click through an infinite number of other posts to get to the article. :D
  • steelmaverick, on 11/12/2007, -15/+197LMAO, the fact that people posted mirrors to a site that will never go down is just pryceless.
  • unloud, on 10/12/2007, -2/+167What gave you that idea?
  • devindotcom, on 10/12/2007, -3/+145no, you need to go to the page, then hit back, then forward, then back, back, and forward again.

    doo-dee-doo-doo-dee~!
    (zelda "secret" sound)
  • SadPanda, on 11/03/2007, -1/+143Be careful with pages like this, you might tear the very fabric of reality!!!
  • KiSA, on 10/21/2007, -4/+130wow guys, your browsers must suck. I found the real page and it's freaking awesome!
  • downlo, on 10/21/2007, -3/+122Its like the Dead Woods in Zelda, maybe if I open in a new tab...
  • nmoog, on 10/12/2007, -8/+120This is a dupe. Digg the original: http://digg.com/playable_web_games/How_to_Keep_Diggers_Busy_for_Hours
  • Chromain, on 10/17/2007, -6/+112OH MY GOD NO MATTER HOW HARD I PRESS THE MOUSE IT DOESNT GO ANYWHERE.

    maybe if i click it 300 more times.

    (It would be quite hillarious if his server somehow went down and the entire concept went down the tube)
  • tainedhero, on 10/12/2007, -4/+104Because apparently the letters "w" and "h" are just too damn inconvenient.
  • theworldisround, on 10/23/2007, -7/+105I wish yours wasn't the first comment. I would have kept going if that wasn't there.
  • Tyr7BE, on 10/12/2007, -2/+75How to keep diggers busy for hours: lock them in a mostly gray, fluorescently lit office and provide them with the option to go through Digg's entire front page over and over again for a few hours instead of doing actual work. Keeps me busy for hours each day.
  • unloud, on 10/16/2007, -8/+67http://duggmirror.com/playable_web_games/How_to_Keep_Diggers_Busy_for_Hours

    hahaha....
  • tainedhero, on 10/12/2007, -3/+61This makes diggers angry.




    You wouldn't like us when were angry.
  • BrianOl, on 10/12/2007, -7/+65You mean the internet tubes?
  • Tezgno, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58/1 Hour 15 Minutes Later

    Ok... Now I'm certain that Firefox, IE, and Opera browsers are screwed up. Well, off to try Safari!
  • ellimist, on 10/12/2007, -8/+63http://duggmirror.com

    ;-)
  • carbonetc, on 10/12/2007, -4/+58I have no idea how he found pictures of Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert "experimenting"... but it was certainly worth that hour of clicking!
  • Bren, on 10/12/2007, -2/+54the mirror link made me giggle like a school girl

    oh the shame.. but soo funny
  • inactive, on 10/21/2007, -6/+60"How to Keep Diggers Busy for Hours"

    There's more than one way...

    1) Start a religion vs agnosticism/atheism argument. References and links out the wazoo, paragraphs a page long, and not a smidgeon of care from most users (me).

    or,

    2) Start a republican vs democrat argument. Same result, same level of care from most users (none).
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+540_o
    ...
    *splode*
  • jcapogna, on 10/12/2007, -1/+51I hope digg doesn't get the digg effect.
  • titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -3/+51The chain is broken, invade now!
  • Petarded, on 10/12/2007, -9/+52It works using Lynx. ;)
  • acorn22, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38*clicks every green button in sight*
  • Noah0504, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33Because everyone secretly hates you...
  • sldSquirrel, on 10/17/2007, -3/+31http://www.fileden.com/public/2006/11/15/455ab1002d97a716337600.png

    I can't beat it!
  • M3ntok, on 10/12/2007, -4/+31I don't think it's working. Anybody got a mirror?
  • thecapuchin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30Damn straight.
  • ElectricGrandpa, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26I was thinking the Mario 64 staircase...
  • mattmaison, on 10/12/2007, -7/+30No, it's up, left, down, left. That must be why you couldn't get it to work.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -21/+42im sooo stoned right now and i find this very amusing
  • gutterboy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22Umm, I am going to go ahead and be the first one to deem this article inaccurate. It was a mere 58 minutes and 23 seconds. Hours my ass.
  • FlyingLlama, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22the tubes must have been rearranged! somethings not right!
  • nathan8225, on 10/12/2007, -5/+24GENIUS!!!!
  • AudioPhil3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20==============
    Access to http://digg.com/playable_web_games/How_to_Keep_Diggers_Busy_for_Hours has been blocked by WebMarshal™


    Your attempt to access this site has been recorded.

    Contact your WebMarshal administrator if you need access to this site for business purposes.
    ===============

    [-_0] hmm...

  • foulpudding, on 10/12/2007, -4/+22HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

    So... it took me three clicks.

    Is that smart or dumb ;-)

    Great stuff.
  • Zipko, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17I clicked, and got the joke, but where he got me was when I went back to the main page and then clicked the comments button to see what people had to say about it.
  • CrookedAsterisk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Interesting. Who would've thought HTTP redirects worked on Macs?
  • unloud, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Ok then. I buried you.
  • bs0l, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I figured out why! My computer crashed.
  • thebellmaster1x, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Damn it, nmoog, I can't believe I fell for that.
  • g3r4, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13My computer pretty much said "What the *****?" to it, then slowed down considerably, no doubt to let the various programs come together to go ask eachother "I wonder if the cockbag on the keyboard gets the joke" followed by iTunes making a "I work with Windows, and Windows works with my parent" comment and Firefox commenting on the fact that its not its fault it slowed down, that instead it was the below average operating system that it has to deal with day in and day out, while Windows sits there and cries itself into a crash.
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