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This Monkey is Completely Inappropriate

tastybooze.com — Kids should apparently no longer be allowed to go to the zoo. Their young minds will be scarred for life...

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  • pentupentropy, on 04/24/2008, -9/+203he makes me jealous
    • Angelix, on 04/24/2008, -4/+42You should really go out and meet somebody.
      • bitterbug, on 04/24/2008, -1/+18No. He should stay inside. For the sake of the monkeys.
      • JDoggMac, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10Just get your ribs removed
        • flangepiece, on 04/24/2008, -2/+10Worked for Adam...
        • adventchild08, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5This was absolutely brilliant flangepiece... dugg. I doubt anyone will get it though.
      • OwdenBowden, on 04/24/2008, -3/+2I had a camper in Summer camp that could do this and which explained why he didn't like to leave the bunk.
        • Absinthminded64, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5Nobody want to hear your "One Time in Summer Camp" stories.
    • HeDiggMe, on 04/24/2008, -2/+83Clearly this monkey is from Nantucket....
    • shondell, on 04/24/2008, -8/+7AH!! WTF
      warning: this image is nsfa (Not Suitable For Anyone)
      • rMcFly, on 04/24/2008, -1/+0AH!! WTF
        warning: this image is nsfm (Not Suitable For Monkeys)

        Fixed.

        • alphavision, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0Do evolutionary derivatives count?
    • dman24752, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Considering the title of this entry, I think Joey Digital is jealous.
    • outsid3rNo17, on 04/24/2008, -0/+11Use the hand Luke.
    • PixelMagic, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10You should really go out and meat somebody.
      • boxofrabbits, on 04/24/2008, -5/+2Meat - Adj,
        to meat, to be meated
        Strapping meat to people while they are asleep.
        • EH90, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Wooosh! There goes the punchline, right over your head.
    • Danktolker, on 04/24/2008, -2/+18And yet people still deny evolution
    • passedoutghost, on 04/24/2008, -9/+1Seriously even if I could do that, I wouldn't.
      • Excen, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9Yes, yes you would. And you would eat a diet of exclusively blueberries and pineapple afterward.

        /If you need to ask about the fruit, you don´t wanna know. . .
    • carleethian, on 04/24/2008, -3/+2Does no one else notice the finger on the butthole? I thought the old chick from grandma's boy invented that!
    • StusGhost, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1There is another photo in that set of two monkeys with a choke fetish. Check it out.
  • bstory, on 04/24/2008, -14/+12Way too funny
    • bobkingof12vs, on 04/24/2008, -0/+39hah, for those who didnt see this at the bottom of the page


      Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog in the park licking his crotch.

      One guy says,”I wish I could do that.”

      The other guy says, “Don’t you think you should pet him first?”
    • prakashpv, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1lol
  • DarkBrother, on 04/24/2008, -17/+11Hahaha, insane monkey :)
  • Sweetheart28, on 04/24/2008, -2/+41don't hurt yourself
    • jperdomo, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3It hurts to even look at that. You do have to give the little guy credit for have great skin elasticity.
  • Cheese6034, on 04/24/2008, -5/+131If I could pull that off I would never leave the house.
  • OldGrandma, on 04/24/2008, -7/+29"I'll suck on this, you suck on my balls!"
    • travis1982, on 04/24/2008, -0/+23he looks like he's about to finger his ***** too...kinky lil *****.
    • Navicerts, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1I cant really identify the location of his balls. I feel so dumb.
  • drewdown112, on 04/24/2008, -2/+89He's lucky he doesn't have to remove a rib to do this.
    • cookiechips, on 04/24/2008, -1/+25that was a myth, but I was thinking the same thing too.
    • akkibaba, on 04/24/2008, -4/+67I seriously thought you meant take out a rib, make Eve and get a blowjob from her. A little Google searching proved me wrong.
    • ryan926, on 04/24/2008, -3/+21Just out of curiosity, how much would...umm, pft, i don't know.......taking out one of your ribs cost? ....you know.....for personal reasons.
      • t1n0m3n, on 04/24/2008, -0/+28Six pack of beer if I can keep the rib.
        • AntzNZ, on 04/24/2008, -9/+3Bud Light?
          /has no idea what bud light is apart from internet jokes.
        • rentmitchum, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4What the ***** does that mean? It's a ***** beer.
        • driftwood07, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2you have no idea what it is but you know its a beer??
          • rentmitchum, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2I meant to reply to AntzNZ and failed. How can he have no idea what Bud Light is? He's the one who said it, no one said Bud Light. He knows it's a beer. How does he not know what Bud Light is if he knew to reference it when someone mentioned beer? WTF?!
        • AntzNZ, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2This is awesome.
      • passedoutghost, on 04/24/2008, -3/+0I'll do it for free, but no guarantees. [Also while you're sedated you wouldn't mind me taking some of your organs and selling them on the black market would you?]
        • rentmitchum, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2I wish we could have a code to insert an animated GIF of Peter Griffin getting way to close to the screen laughing like he's pissed off about a bad sitcom joke.

          "I'll start packing!"
          "hahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH"
          >=(
    • amirman, on 04/24/2008, -14/+2ok, half of you digg me up, the other half digg me down.
      • edwartica, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Or some of us will just do nothing.
  • jflowers45, on 04/24/2008, -4/+9that is one great pic
  • charliekelly, on 04/24/2008, -0/+115Can't help but laugh when you see how far this monkey can stretch his nutsack.
  • Slices, on 04/24/2008, -2/+13sure looks like it's having fun!
  • MarkusGarvey, on 04/24/2008, -2/+22Squirrels have bad taste in beer...
  • tanjuska, on 04/24/2008, -45/+2Inappropriate is the mildest way of saying it...
    I wanted to thank you for the shout but you allow only your friends to do that ...
    Btw... Is that you on the picture? ;)
    • tokyomonster, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8Your comment fails. Completely.
      • tanjuska, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0I am at least failing it totally ... that is -38 versus +5...
  • MookiBlaylock, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5tasty
  • tehbored, on 04/24/2008, -4/+12In the thumbnail it looked like he was just sucking on someone's finger.
    • shadeOfGrey, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14You're not good at reading thumbnails.
      • gllopc, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7"OMG, that's someone's ass in that thumbnail! Oh.. no. It's just some dudes, hand. Wait, and that's some chick playing with herself! Oh... no, again. That's an armpit. Oh, holy christ - is that a butthole?! Oh, no... "
    • mtwoar, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Weren't you surprised!
    • Cyborg326, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1that's what I thought too when I first aw it, then I clicked the link...
  • SuperMoses, on 04/24/2008, -4/+175"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage." - Bill Hicks
    • whitezombie420, on 04/24/2008, -1/+18***** eh, bill hicks was the *****.
    • Oea420, on 04/24/2008, -7/+2Yeah..... think about that for a second....you know where that damn thing has been
    • passedoutghost, on 04/24/2008, -7/+5I thought that was Carlos Mencia, but knowing how he rolls, he probably stole that one.
      • Excen, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3Eh, no. That was off of Hicks´s album Rant in E Minor and Arizona Bay, IIRC.

        /Ned Holness isn´t even Mexican. He´s Guatemalan, like MS-13 and just as dangerous to American society. . .
    • longbow486, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3RIP Bill
    • bobfrancis, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6Bill Hicks, a comic hero to many, I love the man. I feel alone in the crowd when I say this though - after hearing so many versions of the joke, and variations of the theme "I wish I could toot my own horn" - I never really felt it. I mean, I just don't want a dick in my mouth, even if it's my own. Not homophobic (none of that), maybe I'm just too straight.
      • moomza, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3Yeah but you wank it - there's a guy's hand on your package. What's the difference? Well, the mouth, yeah - I can see your point.
  • YodaJones, on 04/24/2008, -2/+23Is he a Digger?
  • YodaJones, on 04/24/2008, -1/+20Hey, does this look like a short Ben Affleck or what?
  • DrywallThief, on 04/24/2008, -24/+3Here's a video of something similar:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBjTaC3bWNs
  • anthrochic, on 04/24/2008, -2/+10Dugg for the primate BDSM
  • slimjim5811, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15Looks like he sat down on some gum.
  • Axxion, on 04/24/2008, -9/+3hey dont blame him its the zoo's fault for not giving him enough water, LAWL!!
    • AlexTommo, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3Buried for ending it with "LAWL"
    • parkermauney, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Buried for not making a funny joke.
  • DarkSamus, on 04/24/2008, -2/+15autofelatio ftw
    • AntzNZ, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10Do NOT go to the wikipedia page for it. I know you all will now.
      • AlexTommo, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Not me.
      • snowpatrol, on 04/24/2008, -1/+4*****. When did wikipedia turn into a gay porn site...
        • brettmurf, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2I was getting ready to check it out, but luckily read all the way to your comment. I now feel okay with not knowing about it.
    • PyroChan, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1why does googling autofelatio take me to pictures of people sucking theyre own *****?
      • celtickuja, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6Probably because that's what autofelatio is. Duh.
  • Aidenf77, on 04/24/2008, -1/+18Now I know how the phrase "get it on like Donkey Kong" was coined.
  • berrray, on 04/24/2008, -1/+18We all know that if it were possible, every guy would do it.
    • passedoutghost, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9If you want things done right, you've got to do it yourself
    • Krpano, on 04/24/2008, -7/+4you mean single guys....
      i have a wife for that, thanks. :P
      • HotBaconSauce, on 04/24/2008, -4/+5You know how we know you're lying? Because no wife does that.
      • umterpsfan, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0funny, i have your wife for that also...
  • jdmzpf, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6For some reason the horrifying image of Ryan Dunn on an ice horse from Jackass two is coming to mind, maybe because its been burnt into my brain and no amount of therapy can reverse it...
  • Chalks777, on 04/24/2008, -0/+28I didn't find the monkey nearly as horrifying as the elephants.
  • scot333, on 04/24/2008, -14/+7im high
    • bobkingof12vs, on 04/24/2008, -9/+8what a wonderful contribution you are to society
      • AaronH, on 04/24/2008, -0/+28you're looking at a monkey licking his balls and at the same time you're worried about someone's contribution to society
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/24/2008, -0/+15look. look at the face that monkey has. its mocking me "mmm, i can put my balls in my mouth.Can you?". No, i can't.
    ............bastard.
    • thesilentvalley, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0haha y u acting jealous u wouldnt want to do it even if it was possible
  • Elliottx, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14.....I can do that.
    • dman24752, on 04/24/2008, -0/+11Pics or it doesn't happen? Wait, you know what, I'd rather not know.
    • vuke69, on 04/24/2008, -0/+29What? Chew on a monkeys nut sack?

      Congratulations... here's a breath mint for your efforts.
      • Elliottx, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4.....Yes. Om nom nom nom ..... :)
        • vuke69, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Fellow master of self-defamation, I salute you.
  • ryan926, on 04/24/2008, -1/+23i must learn his secrets.
  • lordenlil, on 04/24/2008, -4/+35Obligatory obligatory comment.
  • Flame15, on 04/24/2008, -0/+28what the *****.
  • BlackToothGrin, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6This is what can happen if you become a bubblegum addict.
    • blipblopblip, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1but I can't say it's had this effect on me yet thankfully O_o

      remember. Don't swallow!
  • ZXDrew, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5Oh please, who can't do that? common on people you think yoga is just fun? It really works...trust the monkey
    • ZXDrew, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5Come on*
      • NecroDigg, on 04/24/2008, -6/+1Actually, "common" is the correct word in this situation. Dugg down for being Moranic.
        • celtickuja, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Actually, "common on people" doesn't make sense, so no.
  • cmFd, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3thats intense...
  • cl2yp71c, on 04/24/2008, -3/+1*thinks to self*DAMN
  • Kikkomann, on 04/24/2008, -5/+153NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
    • Dylson, on 04/24/2008, -0/+32You have such a way with words.
    • fxu1989, on 04/24/2008, -4/+19that would hurt so bad :(

      SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
    • RubineBoy, on 04/24/2008, -3/+1At least he isn't saying
      MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM
  • JlmAWP, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7You guys have it all wrong, he's using a slingshot.
  • absolutzombie, on 04/24/2008, -5/+6gives the age old question 'spit or swallow?' new meaning.
  • econojon, on 04/24/2008, -14/+3NOT SAFE FOR ***** WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • wastedlife, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10It's nature dude, it's always SFW.
    • slimjim5811, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2***** work? What line of business are you in?
      ...are they hiring?
    • TnTBass, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2I don't know about that. ***** work probably has lots of even more lewd and pornographic imagery, so I doubt they would mind so much about a little animal pr0n.
      Perhaps I'm wrong... only human pr0n allowed. I don't know, sadly, I don't work in the industry.
  • DBNKR, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5mirror?
  • davos1, on 04/24/2008, -20/+5MIRROR: http://tinyurl.com/37ws8e
    • jmc730, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2You fail! By linking to youtube when the original link is clearly to an image. Thank you and good day sir.
    • dcollins, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5rick rolling was so last month.
    • LocalDocal, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0Luckily, I heeded JMC's warning, but damn it, I should really start blocking the assholes who thinks this is funny.
  • captaindoobers, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6web site is down. Thank god.
  • chrgrose, on 04/24/2008, -1/+18I can has mirror of nutsucking monkey?

    ...wow never thought I'd say that.
    • DubBucket, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0wish I could digg that 100 times... can't. stop. laughing.
  • Baloo52, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7It's Batwing!!!
  • CatsAreGods, on 04/24/2008, -18/+10***** the RIAA!!!
  • FizzanoMatrix, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8Present them.
  • smashingmonkey, on 04/24/2008, -0/+21"Why his species is endangered"
  • 1ofMany, on 04/24/2008, -1/+20If I hurry I can email this to my mother before she emails it to me in the next few days...
    • hellotherapist, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Your mother's a sicko if she'd consider emailing that to anyone, let alone her children.
  • openyoureyes17, on 04/24/2008, -10/+3I just got this in an email today, complete with more pictures I've seen 15 times. It was titled "Never take your kids to the Zoo". I appreciate your originality.
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