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- ibrahimcesar, on 02/07/2008, -15/+402They forgot girls. They are animals, some are cut and can destroy you in five minutes or less
- CosmoLoss, on 02/07/2008, -3/+270I'd like to nominate the guy who chokeslammed the terror swan for badass of the millennium award.
- arcanesmile, on 02/07/2008, -3/+240"The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ***** cripple you." "
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! - DeviantDragon, on 02/07/2008, -3/+215"On four recorded occasions in the last 50 years, chimpanzees have abducted, killed and eaten human babies. That's human with an H, as in ***** Sapiens, as in a human baby getting wrenched out of its mother's arms, dragged off into the forest and devoured by a chimp. We are not making this up."
Holy ***** *****. Let's see how the Jungle Book would really turn out. - lexf, on 02/07/2008, -1/+193Step one will be finding a male dingo to impregnate you, then.
- TaniaDerveaux, on 02/07/2008, -10/+146Hippo's are cute?
- inactive, on 02/07/2008, -3/+131G-o-d. Don't worry, you can spell it out. Lightning won't strike you if you do. Look at me, I'm still ali
- spidamonkey, on 02/07/2008, -14/+131Nature is not our friend
- screwzluse, on 02/07/2008, -2/+111I've heard stories about woodland creatures doing unspeakable things. I think they even raped Kurt Russell once. They should not be trusted.
- inactive, on 02/07/2008, -1/+105the smarter ones will milk you for what your worth first before destroying you in five minutes or less.
- paulzov, on 02/07/2008, -3/+90I love it how they stress on not playing with the ***** dingo because it isn't our ***** pet dog.
- inactive, on 02/07/2008, -0/+86I love the video of the swan. The guy just grabs it by the neck and swings it into the pond....just like I've always wanted t do.
- McLumpy, on 02/07/2008, -1/+76I'm starting a metal band. Mind if I use Chokeslammed the Terror Swan as the name?
- Spuy767, on 02/07/2008, -1/+70The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ***** cripple you."
Priceless. - bitterman316, on 02/07/2008, -1/+70Jesus Christ it´s a Duck-Billed Platypus !
GET IN THE CAR ! - NeoCortex, on 02/07/2008, -3/+70Just make sure the dingo doesn't eat your baby.
- Thunderpussy, on 02/07/2008, -1/+67To hell having a dog, I want a Dolphin!
- whymanwhy, on 02/07/2008, -1/+63Be sure to watch some dude manhande a swan.
- xtremeohio, on 02/07/2008, -1/+62who else would like to see the platypus fight the swan?
- SmooveO, on 02/07/2008, -11/+71Whoosagoodboyyy? Whooooooosagoodbooooooyyyyy? Hey! Stop- what are you doing?! Good G-d! Someone call 911!
- gglynn07, on 02/07/2008, -1/+59Why would they give you a free year pass...That's like giving the survivors of a Jason movie a free weekend stay at the camp...
- mywhitenoise, on 02/07/2008, -1/+59smooth.
- dicknuts, on 02/07/2008, -0/+52I was out golfing a few months ago, and went behind some bushes to take a piss. As I was pissing, a hummingbird flew right up to my dick, about a foot away. It scared the ***** out of me. I had never been more aware of that needle-beak. They're fast, too - I tried to hit him with the stream but he dodged & took off.
- moskaudancer, on 02/07/2008, -1/+50Don't forget what those sick bastards did to Strawberry Shortcake.
- redux2redux, on 02/07/2008, -1/+48Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
--Robin Williams-- - Klainmeister, on 02/07/2008, -0/+47Hmmm, I was SO expecting Koala's
- Shadowfox99, on 02/07/2008, -1/+47Dolphins are vicious! When I was a kid at Sea World, my sister and I were feeding some dolphins at the feeding pool they have there. A dolphin came up and clamped on to her arm, she started bleeding and she was shaking in fear. It wasn't that bad of a bite, but it was still traumatic for her...but hey, we got free year passes!!
- ChronicColonic, on 02/07/2008, -0/+45It looks like you had a serious vowel movement.
- SheilaNoya, on 02/07/2008, -1/+45Hummingbirds pose the most danger. Those sneaky little bastards quietly appear out of nowhere and will zip right up to your face, stopping in mid-air just a few inches from your eye. That syringe they have for a beak is always poised and ready to strike in a flash.
Yep, hummingbirds are the worst. - yaryarhumphump, on 02/07/2008, -1/+42veal, eggs, caviar....... need we go on.... we eat animals young they are just returning the favor.... im sure baby is tasty
- diggonit, on 02/07/2008, -0/+41It's coming right for us!
- whymanwhy, on 02/07/2008, -0/+39MALE SEEKING DINGO NSA PUPPY MAKING
- oojamaflip2006, on 02/07/2008, -2/+40Swans are ***** nasty bitches. I got bitten (pecked) by a swan when i was 6 i've never liked them since. Beady eyed little feathered dinosaurs they are.
- mattbeetee, on 02/07/2008, -0/+37So ***** true.
- Shadowfox99, on 02/07/2008, -0/+37As I was reading the part about the dingo, my dog saw a squirrel or something outside and started barking like crazy....I jumped.
- piesforyou, on 02/07/2008, -1/+37its actly nt tht hrd, u jst rmve vowls
- hipnerd, on 02/07/2008, -0/+35He was raised by wolves in the Jungle Book, not chimps. He did run into some orangutans later in the book, but I think it is worth noting that orangutans are also "not chimps."
- inactive, on 02/07/2008, -1/+36"Reports of ludicrously sexually aggressive dolphins attempting to rape human women abound from all over the globe."
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I guess that´s why they are so good at going through loops. Those pervs. - dinobot, on 02/07/2008, -4/+37A Dingo ate my baby!!!
- InfinitySnatch, on 02/07/2008, -0/+32I've been trying to tell people for years that dolphins are murderers. And YES for them it does count as MURDER because they are smart enough to know what they're doing.
- TXAgs911, on 02/07/2008, -3/+34Little known fact...Michael Vick also had a platypus fighting ring going on the side.
- w116tjb, on 02/07/2008, -0/+31No Koalas? WTF?
- Humptydank, on 02/07/2008, -1/+31In the language category, I don't understand why, in written Internet comedy pieces, everybody seems to think that adding the word "*****" turns anyything into a punchline.
"Of course it drinks milk -- *it's a ***** cat*."
"I don't need poles -- *since I don't ***** ski*."
Maybe it's because -- *they can't ***** write*? - cyberwiz01, on 02/07/2008, -0/+28KA-POW!
- seeyounorth, on 02/07/2008, -1/+29"Let's just be friends"
- yaryarhumphump, on 02/07/2008, -0/+27Excellent point.... I'm pretty sure wolves would eat baby too though.
- sonaboy, on 02/07/2008, -4/+30Cracked.com is great - tailor-made for Digg. OH ***** RUN!
- uremomsnitemare, on 02/07/2008, -0/+26you, sir, are a ***** genius
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